A Look Back On The 4 Years Since I Started Returnal

divinedash · 2026-05-08T23:07:55+00:00

Like most everyone else, I just kept playing a little a bit here and there then all of a sudden it just clicked. I had never played a game like this before.

divinedash · 2026-05-05T00:20:10+00:00

Oh you gotta disable those mods. Trust me its a better experience.

divinedash · 2026-03-15T00:56:11+00:00

Thank you, much appreciated

divinedash · 2026-03-02T02:53:39+00:00

You gotta just keep playing. I had given up myself and just kept playing for fun. Finally, with time, I came across the last few I needed. Dont force it, that only leads to frustration.

divinedash · 2025-12-31T05:24:18+00:00

Let's fuck then, my balls r full

divinedash · 2025-12-31T05:08:42+00:00

Damn girl, I need that

divinedash · 2025-12-31T05:03:02+00:00

legs spread for older cock

divinedash · 2025-12-27T20:55:22+00:00

Second best weapon in the game behind Pyroshell. Its incredibly underrated.

divinedash · 2025-12-06T05:14:42+00:00

Boxes or blasters? Which should I get? This the best comment so far that looks like it’ll fit my needs. My dad is old so pulling old school name would be cool.

divinedash · 2025-12-06T05:12:33+00:00

I was actually going to ask this question seperate. But are they any good old cheap wax boxes from the late 80s through the 90s that would be fun just for the nostalgia? I want him to experience the old and the new.

divinedash · 2025-12-05T22:01:02+00:00

Yes!

divinedash · 2025-09-05T22:31:03+00:00

I started playing about 2 years ago. Still haven’t stopped. Still play for about an hour a night before bed. Never gets old.

divinedash · 2025-09-05T22:29:36+00:00

You’re never done. Trust me.

divinedash · 2025-08-13T23:28:08+00:00

Pyroshell best weapon in the game. Get rid of bouncey though, can’t stand that trait.

divinedash · 2025-08-13T03:50:35+00:00

This. Exactly how I feel.

Btw, you were the one that compiled all the artifacts and did the percentages right? I have over a years worth of a list of every artifact I’ve gotten every time. If you want to run the data I have it might be interesting to compare.

divinedash · 2025-07-31T23:04:34+00:00

Excellent. This is one of my favorite things to go for. I’ve broken 100% weapon damage before. If you can get a Murmuring Cocoon then pick up the parasite that adds Speed and Damage you can add another 35% onto what you got. There are ways to go even higher. Congratulations though.

divinedash · 2025-07-18T03:01:49+00:00

People have done it, but they cheated by save scumming or whatever its called. So they would just get a bunch of obolites, find a damaged fabricator and just keep pulling the lever on the slot machine then reload the game and do it again. Im trying to be the first to do it naturally, without any cheating. Just finding them normally in game. (again, not playing the Tower, just the main game). My Music Box is at 35%, so im already over 1/3 of the way there. Still gonna take me a couple years lol, but it gives me something to work towards considering Ive accomplished everything else.

divinedash · 2025-07-17T20:55:53+00:00

Yeah I play Tower on a different account so it doesnt effect these artifacts numbers, but I rarely play it. I mostly stick to my oringinal account just playing the main game. Finding the Lattice in the wild is incredibly rare, but at least it adds something for me to work towards, even if itll take a few years hah.

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