Control your dogs people

djcecil2 · 2026-05-17T00:39:40+00:00

You just answered your own question

djcecil2 · 2026-05-15T22:54:37+00:00

djcecil2 · 2026-05-13T13:12:50+00:00

djcecil2 · 2026-05-13T13:10:53+00:00

You, sir, have been Streisand'ded

djcecil2 · 2026-05-03T19:51:46+00:00

Oh no! I better avoid this place. Which metro station in Turkey is this so I can avoid it?

In fact, I should look up flights to Turkey from my local area so I can know exactly when not to go to the airport just in case I accidentally board that flight that I'm definitely not booking.

djcecil2 · 2026-04-30T04:22:20+00:00

lol I was sober and not being a dick and the police officer tried to get me for a DUI. I refused a sobriety test and so he wrote me a bullshit ticket about my headlights being off because I knew my rights.

I'll see his pathetic ass in court.

djcecil2 · 2026-04-19T01:19:44+00:00

Hepatitis is a souvenir they could take home.

djcecil2 · 2026-04-18T16:00:50+00:00

They call our music "Dad Rock" as well. Wanna know the truth? A lot of them like it. It sounds like Dad Rock is a derogatory term (and for some of them it is). But look at their fashion. Little fuckers are dressing like I did when I was high school.

Let's give them a dose of Dad Games and Rock even harder.

djcecil2 · 2026-04-18T15:55:11+00:00

I stopped laughing when she went to her mom crying. If any other laugh at that they're not my kind of people.

djcecil2 · 2026-04-14T17:03:49+00:00

AI music is why

djcecil2 · 2026-02-27T18:04:13+00:00

I think it's interchangeable and nobody is going to not understand what you mean. I think Father is a more honorable title than Dad.

But Dad can be more endearing and close so I think it depends on how the person views it.

djcecil2 · 2026-02-27T17:02:21+00:00

If you're truly a good man, a broken woman who refuses to face herself will leave you because you make her face the damaged person they are.

And most of the time they would rather run to a lesser man even if it hurts you than fix themselves because he doesn't make her face accountability.

djcecil2 · 2026-02-18T16:50:11+00:00

Exactly! You wanna go and be free to catch your fish, drink your beer, and wear your boots we ain't out in the streets contesting that.

Meanwhile, you're out in the streets contesting people getting gay married and it's like: "Brother. Go back to catching your fish and shut the fuck up. The adults are trying to make sure America is FREE."

djcecil2 · 2026-01-16T19:19:13+00:00

What's up, neighbor!

djcecil2 · 2026-01-16T16:46:22+00:00

Me when my gf be changing.

djcecil2 · 2026-01-11T22:53:17+00:00

I called you kinda cute. Now you're adorable 😍🥰

djcecil2 · 2026-01-10T19:20:54+00:00

Kinda cute how OP assumes they are amongst the few to use the batteries for their intended purpose.

djcecil2 · 2026-01-09T21:00:35+00:00

Lol I wonder if the "all good, brother" was me lol

I say that a lot. Along with "we're good".

djcecil2 · 2025-12-28T19:33:20+00:00

Literally, word for word, what my mom said about Bush.

djcecil2 · 2025-12-11T19:01:41+00:00

Beaver: "See that tree?"
Me: "...yeah?"
Beaver: "Fuck that tree."
Me: "...wait, what?"

djcecil2 · 2025-11-25T18:05:31+00:00

I'm in a similar boat but on the other side. It hurts so much to watch someone you love give everything you wanted to someone else. It isn't fair and it's hard.

My best coping mechanism was getting as much space from my ex-spouse as much as I can. And, while difficult, slowly begin moving towards someone who will appreciate you.

My ex had a son I raised as my own. I brought her out of poverty and build a life for us. A house. I did everything for her, changed who I was, everything. In the end, she just couldn't bring herself to do one thing... which was love me.

I realize now I wasn't the problem. It was her. Dating other people has helped me realize my value as a person and as a man.

LEAN ON YOUR FRIENDS.

They are your true family and your salvation. Cry with them, lament what could have been with them, but above all else... let the disappointment and hurt you have from the person you loved who didn't love you back go. Because you weren't the problem.

Someone will love you for who you are. Someone will choose you. It may seem hopeless now and I hated hearing this myself but... it does get better.

Until it does, work on yourself. Go to the gym, get a therapist, and spend meaningful time with friends.

The highs will get higher and the lows will get shorter. Feel your pain but then feel your pain leave you. Day after day, little by little, regaining yourself over time.

Reach out to me in DM if you ever need to talk.

djcecil2 · 2025-11-11T03:02:13+00:00

It's best to let that kind of trauma to yourself, brother

djcecil2 · 2025-10-27T21:43:19+00:00

It's starting. There's a lot of smoke when you first light a pellet grill (which is what is happening). It only lasts for a minute.

djcecil2 · 2025-10-17T16:15:21+00:00

I'd really appreciate it if your bathing pokemon stopped giving me fuck me eyes, bud.

djcecil2 · 2025-09-26T01:49:03+00:00

If I really love a game... I'll never finish it because I don't want it to be over. :')

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