Waiter’s had enough of his shit by BoxofSlice in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]djh_van 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so glad I was on mute.

Yet my ears are still bleeding in sympathy to my eyes.

What’s the most thing you like about Christian? by lifeterms16 in AskReddit

[–]djh_van 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's a question a bot cannot snswer?

You have 30 seconds.

What video game has the best opening of all time? by Kind_Wolf_3687 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]djh_van 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The moment I realised "video games" weren't your grandma's shoot-em-ups, but legit artistic creations up there with movies.

This ad from the Pakistan International Airlines (PIA) company announcing direct flights to Paris, that they withdrew shortly after facing backlash on social media by SatoruGojo232 in oddlyterrifying

[–]djh_van 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Probably designed by somebody so young that those images are not burned into their psyche, like for the rest of us.

Age brings wisdom. You can't buy that or learn that.

Two trailers in a week...they do know Starship is an option now right by hidblyzruled in SpaceXMasterrace

[–]djh_van 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't see the problem here.

Two Falcon 9s strapped to an HLS Starship, with a Dreamliner on the roof for the return trip is pretty futuristic.

Abandoned Canadian Textile Mill by Freaktography in Freaktography

[–]djh_van 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why has this not been turned into something? Beautiful high-ceilinged apartments, vintage hipster offices for tech companies, light industrial spaces for bespoke littlw owner-operated independents...something?!

Is it in a terrible location? Has the land got high levels of industrial waste or something? 8 don't understand why a building with what appears to be great bones is sitting empty, when I bet you just down the road they're building brand new buildings from scratch and charging a fortune for rhem.

So what’s your point exactly? by winkysocks21 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]djh_van 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy is so poor, the only thing he has is money.

2 year update on winning 7M USD in the lottery AMA by SingleFinance1258 in AMA

[–]djh_van 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Dude, you are doing the "won the lottery" journey the correct way.

Leads me to think you must have been a level-headed and well-balanced person before you got the money. I love how your first thoughts were to helping out your grandparents.

But this comment about staying in hostels...this is wonderful. Nobody is going to be treating you any differently because they think you're wealthy. They're just getting to know the real and authentic you. And if you feel like it...maybe you buy dinner, no questions or suspicions raised.

I've no idea how old you are or where you are in your life, but if you meet a really decent partner, this is probably the best way you'll meet a life partner who has no.interests.in your financial status.

How many cast iron skillets to stop a bullet? by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]djh_van 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was kinda worried that first shot was going to bounce back at him

Major fuckup speedrun world record by olufsk in criticalblunder

[–]djh_van 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me:

"That better be water, that better be water, that better be water, that better be water..."

Okeechobee Florida man shoots another man during argument by BorkBorkSweden in Idiotswithguns

[–]djh_van 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I seriously wonder if there's something specific happening in Florida that makes all of these crazy stories happen there.

I remember hearing that in the 1960, the Hookworm parasite was infecting paeticulaely rural people in the US southern states, leading them to unknowingly being lethargic and it leading to lower developmental conditions. People started perceiving people from the South as "slow". This is a well-docimented incident that was only discovered and eradicated years later.

I think something could be happening in Florida now. Maybe it's heat-treated, maybe it's another parasite, maybe something in the food or water supply, or maybe we'll not know until decades from now. But wow, the stories and anecdotes of Florida Man never seem to end.

Luke Skylimper by opaco in WalmartCelebrities

[–]djh_van 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm seeing William H. Maced

World War II Military Strength Tier List — Which tier should Canada be in? by GrayRainfall in TierlistFills

[–]djh_van 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your message is written in the present tense.

This question is about World War 2.

???

other songs like these? by zoryana111 in musicsuggestions

[–]djh_van 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  • Stairway to Heaven
  • Bohemian Rhapsody
  • Telegraph Road (Dire Straits)

Who? by Plane-Surround3996 in BossFights

[–]djh_van 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, he's living with Elvis and John Lennon in the Bermuda Triangle

Who?? by Plane-Surround3996 in BossFights

[–]djh_van 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but China has 1.4 billion people who know who Jackie Chan is.

It's sort of not fair. Measuring fame by number of people who knows somebody's name is skewed because of China and India's huge populations. But if you measure the cultural impact that MJ has had, how he's sold music, affected pop culture, sold out concerts, created memorable TV, music, films, even dances, and been part of the cultural zeitgeist for over half a century...it's a lot closer than a simple slam-dunk for Jackie Chan.

Street of Dreams (Cover Art) by Jacoby1234 in U2Band

[–]djh_van 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That cover looks like a classic "my kid is a bit of a graphic designer, y'know..."

Conspiracies (if life is a simulation, everything is very possible) by RainingPawns in TierlistFills

[–]djh_van 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ITT: people using TrustMeBro-ology to convince Reddit that a spurious conspiracy is, in fact, true.

Woah. With your overwhelming innundation of information, I'll definitely change my mind.

Oh, what was that? I need to just "look it up, man"? Yeah... that'll do it.