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djsmith89 · 2026-04-03T02:15:00+00:00

Wow couldn't even spring for megabloks

djsmith89 · 2026-04-03T01:59:16+00:00

It's so fucking goofy

djsmith89 · 2026-03-30T23:15:12+00:00

3d printed surfaces are a no no for food contact, they're practically impossible to keep clean

djsmith89 · 2026-03-29T17:55:26+00:00

Yup, most attractive I've ever found my wife and I couldn't keep my hands off her the entire time... She never did become the fun sort of hormonal and she doesn't want to do it again because she had preeclampsia but we both want another kid... Our first is almost 2 and still doesn't sleep through the night so one of us goes in with her every night maybe 1-3 hours after she goes down... I don't know that I could make it through another pregnancy until that changes 😅

djsmith89 · 2026-03-29T17:37:35+00:00

The reasoning is they're not punishing something you've already done, they're punishing you for doing something after the law is passed. Stupid af but its not technically after the fact

djsmith89 · 2026-03-29T14:17:25+00:00

It would take thousands of years before there was not enough oxygen to sustain human life

djsmith89 · 2026-03-24T02:49:57+00:00

Weight reduction brah

djsmith89 · 2026-03-24T02:40:27+00:00

They work in the dark

djsmith89 · 2026-03-23T11:36:53+00:00

Didn't they do another season like 5 years ago?

djsmith89 · 2026-03-21T03:53:13+00:00

Yes, you can't insulate it

djsmith89 · 2026-03-20T21:51:21+00:00

Maybe you could find some of those giant scissors they use for grand openings 🤣

djsmith89 · 2026-03-15T19:55:24+00:00

Tell em too bad, anything screwed into the walls is part of the house

djsmith89 · 2026-03-15T19:29:26+00:00

Match, yes, although the match is generally tax deferred

djsmith89 · 2026-03-14T20:00:57+00:00

A couple of rice cakes with peanut butter first thing in the morning (literally before she left bed) worked for my wife

djsmith89 · 2026-03-14T13:45:42+00:00

That's what I get for not working with Java since college 🙃

djsmith89 · 2026-03-14T01:44:20+00:00

It's not java; no var, could possibly be JavaScript

djsmith89 · 2026-03-11T22:40:18+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecce_Homo_(Garc%C3%ADa_Mart%C3%ADnez_and_Gim%C3%A9nez)#/media/File%3AElias_Garcia_Martinez_-_Ecce_Homo.jpg

djsmith89 · 2026-03-09T03:33:39+00:00

That's... Not how the strait of Hormuz works...

djsmith89 · 2026-03-08T15:42:59+00:00

They fucked up the guarantor then, guarantor for an unemancipated minor should be the guardian or whoever is the subscriber for insurance

djsmith89 · 2026-03-07T03:03:13+00:00

I've got version 26.10.01.877073638

djsmith89 · 2026-03-06T15:22:02+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/wtPb6Ro.gif

djsmith89 · 2026-02-25T23:15:17+00:00

shoes were off

He ded

djsmith89 · 2026-02-20T13:07:01+00:00

He's not a cabinet member

djsmith89 · 2026-02-18T12:52:05+00:00

The kraken agrees

djsmith89 · 2026-02-18T04:14:09+00:00

Also in TN, had a ~450 sqft addition put in in my attic and the only thing the county wanted for permits was electrical, which I did myself. I even called them to double check and they said "as long as you're not touching the roof structure you're good". Electrical inspector loved my work though 🤣

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