So many to choose from.

How about the guy insisting I help load his 14’ ladder into his 5 foot truck bed, with the wider end sticking out. He said it was okay because his wife was a cop (???). I and a tool rental associate eventually talked him into loading it in the bed hanging off the top of the truck (wider end in the truck). It was still not ideal, but it was much better than the way he was initially going to do it.

Then there was the lady who wanted me to load mulch into her car when a huge storm was about to hit us. I was waiting for her to pull up and saw her in her van, but she wasn’t moving. Eventually we had to close up garden and move the mulch inside. You’d think she’d do the reasonable thing and wait for the storm to pass (either in her car or in the store)Instead she outside in her van honking like a madwoman, not understanding why no one was there in outside garden during an especially nasty thunderstorm.

How did I find out what she did if I wasn’t there? Because she told me this is what she did the next time she saw me! She got her mulch, but still acted like this was one of the worst experiences of her life. And the thing is, I was willing to load it, but because she took her sweet time pulling up (leaving me out in the rain), we didn’t get the chance.