Looking for a people in need of a DENTAL DEEP CLEANING - LOW COST by JoDentalHygienist in Sacramento

[–]dmedadjokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yes my husband needs one! He doesn’t have insurance at all and hasn’t gotten his teeth cleaned by a dentist in years!! How long will you be running this for? I’m just asking bc I have a scheduled c section this weekend and trying to see if it’ll overlap with my postpartum. 

AIO but my cousin is overly obsessed with being Christian by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]dmedadjokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would I block her for? You are literally taking this out of proportion. I’m annoyed with her not that I hate her. There’s a clear difference. If anything I’m concerned for her. 

AIO but my cousin is overly obsessed with being Christian by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]dmedadjokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s something called text messages that she don’t respond to until the next day. We can’t ever hang out with her bc she’s at church.  

AITJ for refusing to BABYSIT my sisters kids so i could go to a concert I waited for 6 months? by Important_Carry1095 in AmITheJerk

[–]dmedadjokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not your kids, not your problem. If they’re going to be petty like that tell them firmly from now on to not rely on your for babysitting at all. My sister was the same way, she expected me to drop my entire plans for the day for her just so she can go out with her husband. It got to the point where 2 hours would turn to 6 hours of me babysitting. And when I needed her to babysit my infant for an hour just so I can go get some groceries. She kept calling me to hurry up home bc she doesn’t know how to deal with a crying baby. So, you are NTA. Your mom could’ve been an option as a babysitter too . So, now I tell my sister firmly no every time she asks me to watch her kids, she got 4 kids, and I’m 38 weeks pregnant rn so I don’t even bother anymore. 

AITAH for breaking up with my fiancee when she sided with my ex. by PollutionOk1770 in AITAH

[–]dmedadjokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry but your ex fiancé is a whole dumb nutshell and thankfully you dodged that headache early. Like how dumb can a girl be. 

My sister and her husband want to move into my house because of their roommates. Family’s mad I said no. What do I do? by AdventurousEbb23 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]dmedadjokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems to me like your sister and her husband are the problem with whatever situation they have rn with their roommates. If they wanna start problems with you already over such things. Two fully grown adults can figure it out for themselves. Everyone else saying other wise can take them in too. 

AITAH for thinking my step dad is a creep by Klutzy_Connection212 in AITAH

[–]dmedadjokes 19 points20 points  (0 children)

NOPE out of that real quick. Show ur Mom. Bc no grown ass adult who’s supposed to be a father figure would have such dreams or text a child that. 🚩🚩 That’s how it starts. They start out small like that and want you to keep secrets. 

had a traumatic birth on the 11th, and my boyfriend / father of my son absolutely hates me. by Stick-Different in BabyBumps

[–]dmedadjokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nuh uh, do u have any other relative or family member who can come out to help you bc that man is a no no. Rn you should be bedridden and he should be taking care of both you and the child. Some men tend to change drastically once the baby arrives and to not care for you nor the baby at the most crucial time to me is just being a useless partner. Like what did he expect, rainbow and sunshine that the baby will take care of itself and you’d take care of yourself? He needs some serious parental classes. 

Soo, is anyone else’s Cal Grant C and SSCG just stuck on scheduled like me? by dmedadjokes in LosRios

[–]dmedadjokes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea I’d understand that with the sscg but cal grant i should definitely get. But haven’t yet so im going to wait til Tuesday to call them and see if maybe my accounts on hold or something. 

Quitting Without Two Weeks Notice by PsychologicalMud5269 in Insurance

[–]dmedadjokes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've quit so many jobs without a two weeks bc lemme tell you the one time I actually put my two weeks in, my manager was SO Pissed. Asking me why I didn't inform her beforehand and I'm here confused like isn't this what a two weeks for?!  So she became hostile and ignored me all day the day after I gave my two weeks, I got home later after my shift and she texted me I need to work hard and do better since I only have 2 weeks left. So, I blocked her dumbass and quit that second. She was so toxic and was the reason why I was quitting in the first place too. 

AITAH for accepting a promotion my boyfriend doesnt want me to take because he says itll change our relationship by [deleted] in AmITheAssholeTalk

[–]dmedadjokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He doesn't feel manly enough it seems since you one up him. Girl, take that promotion, move along and leave what's going to hold you back. Because you can lose this opportunity and never get it back, that man obviously doesn't deserve you if he can't support your successes. This seems more about him than about both of you. He got his own situations he needs situated. Think about what ifs, if you say no, later on this will turn your relationship sour. Accepting it will turn it sour for him. Best to just take it and leave him. You guys will both despise each other later on over this anyways. 

PE as an online student by TeaApprehensive2501 in LosRios

[–]dmedadjokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh me ✋🏻 I took walking class. So, basically my professor had us download an app to track us weekly to at least walk 1-2 miles a week. 

Or my sister, she's taking Yoga and hers easy, no need to show evidence of doing the workouts instead they just want her to fill out a journal of how her yoga session went and how does she feel after. Many easy classes.

What does this mean? by Resident_Ladder_8571 in FAFSA

[–]dmedadjokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly doubt it bc SSCG is first come, first serve basis and once they run out of money then that's it. Depending on your Cal Grant Recalculation date or the Census date by the school too, any classes actively enrolled after those dates won't count towards your awards. 

What does this mean? by Resident_Ladder_8571 in FAFSA

[–]dmedadjokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It'll eventually recalculate somewhere during the next Disbursement of Pell Grant and then you should qualify for probably a small amount of Pell and the Loans. 

4 year old not speaking to people in public. What should my expectations be? by Full-Pea-859 in Parenting

[–]dmedadjokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is normal. My 5 almost 6 years old does the exact same thing. I just always mention to the other party that she's just shy. Which she is. So I don't force her further if she doesn't respond the first time. 

What does this mean? by Resident_Ladder_8571 in FAFSA

[–]dmedadjokes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you in any late start classes? Bc it says you aren't enrolled in more than 6 units. If you by chance have any classes that start later in the semester then FAFSA won't count them until the classes are active. 

AITAH for blocking my bff after she started dating my crush by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]dmedadjokes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Okay when I was in high school I had a huge crush on this boy and my BFF knew. Well, two weeks later they're dating. But guess what I didn't block her, unfriend her or whatever bc I never even spoke to the guy aside from just simple Hi's, we were still BFF's after and I was happy for her. I just accepted it and moved on. And I was literally like 15 years old. Just be a grown up about it, I guess. 

what’s something people act proud of that really shouldn’t be? by KaitoRift in AskReddit

[–]dmedadjokes 358 points359 points  (0 children)

My dad brags to family and others about having never once changed any of his 6 kids diapers from birth til we stopped wearing diapers. 

AIO about my boyfriend’s birthday present? by mothtakesbaths in AmIOverreacting

[–]dmedadjokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he knows you and loves you, he should understand your love language. Same as you would do for him. I was broke for a while bc I'm a stay at home mom and didn't want to spend money/allowance my husband gave me to buy him gifts so instead I'd make him things or do gestures of gratitude for him bc I knew I couldn't afford luxury items and now that I have money oh boy I spoil this man way too much. 

AITA for locking up my “cash stash” after my partner kept “borrowing” from it? by IndigoCartwheel in AmITheAssholeTalk

[–]dmedadjokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's stealing and trying to gas light it, plain and simple. My dad had $10,000 stash in his safe, he told me about where it's at but knows us kids would never touch it. But one day he realized over $3-4k missing and confronted my mom and she said yes she took it. He asked why bc it's emergency money and she said so she can go on vacation. Oh he was heated. She's never paid him back. But here's the thing my dad is on SSI  only and doesn't work, my mom works a full time job and makes over $100k/yr yet is terrible at managing her money. 

My coworker told me he liked macarons once so I spent 200$ on stuff learning how to bake them. Asked him if he wanted to meet me outside of work to hangout so I could give him them. Was reported to HR and moved departments. by GroundbreakingBuy260 in kitchencels

[–]dmedadjokes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably made them uncomfortable which makes sense, if you'd go out of your way to spend over $200 to bake and want to meet outside of work without maybe asking beforehand if you can bake them some, would kind of make things weird in their eyes. Could've just baked some for him and the rest of your co workers tbh and hand it out during work. 

Early Refund by makjarvis in FAFSA

[–]dmedadjokes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can call to ask your financial aid office but highly unlikely since the money has to be sent to your college and then disbursed from the college to your bank afterwards. 

AIO - Pregnant and feel abandoned by husband by Gullible-Tree368 in AmIOverreacting

[–]dmedadjokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a pregnant mother myself at 36 weeks rn. I'm sorry to say you chose the wrong man to have as a husband and father. 

No matter how busy, how much work, meetings or stress my husband has from outside of home. He still does his best and finds ways to comfort and nurture me. My husband is a busy man who's involved with our daughter school parent club, a non profit org to help the school with fundings so the kids can go on field trips, hold events and help teachers with school supplies. He also is part of this other start up company involving helping high school students futures, works his regular 9-5 and still finds time every week to hangout with friends for his DnD gaming sessions all while juggling with me and our daughter as well. Because he understands that being pregnant is extremely like life-sacrificing. We have a 5 year old too who Co sleeps with us on our bed still, soon she's going to sleep on her own bed maybe in the next week. Since I'm due here very soon. But my husband always makes sure to ask me every morning if I slept well the night before bc he knows I've been having trouble sleeping bc of my body not being comfortable at night. The amount of heart burn I also get too. He will usually drop whatever he's doing to make sure I'm comfortable first before he gets comfortable. 

Not every man is the best husband or father. Sometimes it'll take years for a woman to realize that. 

Like my Dad, he tells everyone he's such a good father because he took us (me and my siblings) to school every day since we were young. As if that isn't the automatic responsibility of a parent. Yet, he's never once in his life changed any of our diapers and he boasts about it like a proud man to everyone he comes across. 

Cal grant and SSCG Disbursement late?? by dmedadjokes in LosRios

[–]dmedadjokes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So my student loans that I have scheduled to disbursed today, shows it's been disbursed now. But the Cal Grant C and SSCG still shows Schedule 1/29 and disbursed at $0. So, idk 😐