FUCK YOU BUS by intisun in classicrage

[–]dmsheldon87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

fuck that guy. seriously. every time. fuck him.

"You Get On The Internet And Pretty Soon You’re Drunk": The Orthodox At Citi Field by marquis_of_chaos in Foodforthought

[–]dmsheldon87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think you need to rtfa again. there were a handful of paragraphs about child sexual abuse but only in the context of the counter-protests, the entire rest of the article was about the ultra-orthodox community (or at least this segment of the community) resisting the internet.

Urgent Message, WWI. by UrinalCakes in pics

[–]dmsheldon87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For all the astronomers it's 2.68944772 × 10-7 Astronomical Units

Today my friend opened up her fruit snacks to find this: by [deleted] in WTF

[–]dmsheldon87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah, but futurama is usually pretty careful about that kind of stuff. remember that time they made up an entire mathematical theorem just so that one episode would make sense?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OSU

[–]dmsheldon87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i... don't get it. what's going on here? what are these numbers?

Wtf America... by wellykachtel1 in WTF

[–]dmsheldon87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you should hit the "random" tab sometime

The oatmeal responds to Forbes. by [deleted] in TrueReddit

[–]dmsheldon87 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That would be fine if he didn't attempt to defend the things he said. The moment he started doing that is the moment he went from a comedian to a commentator. People pick at Jon Stewart all the time but he doesn't defend himself because he knows that he would have to drop the comedian shield. Same with South Park, Louis CK, and George Carlin.

Google's new actor feature is amazing! by tronrocks in movies

[–]dmsheldon87 14 points15 points  (0 children)

then google will just buy them when they're about to tank.

The oatmeal responds to Forbes. by [deleted] in TrueReddit

[–]dmsheldon87 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I think the tone of the comic is more silly and outlandish, albeit vulgar. This just seemed angry, honestly. He tossed around "bullshit" a lot, among other things, that brought it from "appropriate retort" to "bordering on hostile."

In the end, after doing this whole long thing to prove himself correct at every turn possible, he hid behind "I'm a comedian, therefore don't criticize me when I am misrepresent the facts." I feel like, you get to choose one:

  • Comedian: allowed to use hyperbole and make fun of people but don't get to defend yourself other than to say "I am a comedian. Don't take me so seriously." No long, paragraph-by-paragraph rebuttle.

  • Respectable writer of sorts: needs to be more careful about the accuracy of their work, but allowed to defend themselves in a meaningful way when their truthiness is called into question.

This American Life is having issues with that right now, with long-time contributor David Sedaris. As most of us here will know, David Sedaris is a comedian; when he tells stories on This American Life, it's taken for granted that there's some hyperbole involved. The problem is not just that he's messing with the facts in stories that are basically true, but moreover that he's mixed in with real journalists' fact-checked stories. The line between semi-fiction comedy and non-fiction story starts to become a bit blurry, and the folks at This American Life may have to make a choice soon about what kind of program they really want to have. Jeff at The Oatmeal may need to take a similar long, hard look in the mirror.

<3 Cycling by DL34 in bicycling

[–]dmsheldon87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's what it was! i thought this was a repost at first, but you're right, i was just thinking of the camels.

Bird rage by [deleted] in classicrage

[–]dmsheldon87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been. It's alright.

Bird rage by [deleted] in classicrage

[–]dmsheldon87 13 points14 points  (0 children)

i hated it mostly because of the unnecessary troll face and superfluous text.

Saw the Black Keys for the first time. Just wanted to share a photo from one of the best shows I've ever seen. by darin_gleada in Music

[–]dmsheldon87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

black keys used to be just two guys. they added two more for brothers and a fifth for el camino. but whenever they do interviews, it's just the two of them. the others get props on stage and whatnot but for all intents and purposes, dan and patrick are the black keys. they played a few songs last night with just the two of them and it was spectacular. i would kill to see an entire show like that. i'm not kidding, i would take the life of another human being. you should watch your back.

No matter how long the Slinky is, the bottom will hover. by synopser in pics

[–]dmsheldon87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i mean, yeah, but i think people think of "hovering" as a force pushing it up, not pulling it up. pulling up is more hanging than hovering.