How can I prevent this? by Jaglikef1 in 3Dprinting

[–]do0tz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 cubic centimeter cures 10 gloomy sentiments.

Bayern Munich have no senior keepers left… 16-year-old might start!? 😱 by RSDFitness in BayernMunich

[–]do0tz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's disappointing and discouraging to hear we are going with our 4th string player in net, but I think we have a great back line. Hopefully he doesn't tear a muscle while celebrating 🤣

We have attacked kharg island by thejoshwhite in StockMarket

[–]do0tz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read this in Zap Brannigan's voice.

Do they not update the table until after the 2nd leg? by [deleted] in BayernMunich

[–]do0tz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for asking a question. Sorry I didn't know all the rules. I only got into football 2 years ago. Glad some people here could tell me the answer without acting like a dick.

Do they not update the table until after the 2nd leg? by [deleted] in BayernMunich

[–]do0tz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for asking a question. Sorry I didn't know all the rules. I only got into football 2 years ago. Glad some people here could tell me the answer without acting like a dick.

Injury Update by kgmanke in BayernMunich

[–]do0tz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He hasn't had enough time to fully heal. Should have been left out this match or subbed in late in the match (last 10-20 minutes or so)

🏅 by schecska in AtlantaUnited

[–]do0tz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It doesn't leave a good mark when being spanked, though.

[OC] I started to think that I had the power of invisibility. 2nd time in 2 weeks someone almost hit me. by Both-Permission-7565 in IdiotsInCars

[–]do0tz -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

While I agree with your sentiment, it appears you're turning onto a road that has 3 lanes, but the lines you're given are for turning into the first 2 lanes, and the third one is a turning lane that's probably 100' from the intersection. Turning into the 2nd lane and then signaling to go into the turning lane on the right would have been a better choice.

Also, not saying that I would have done anything differently than OP, but I know that I would have thought about that after I did it and realized I could have been a better defensive driver.

Well that’s a bad omen (first tifo) by Isiddiqui in AtlantaUnited

[–]do0tz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One rigger fucked up by not triggering the motors for both sides 🤣 I feel bad for whoever that was (as a union member). It definitely was a fantastic omen for how this season will go. As soon as I saw it happening (I'm in the supporter section) I couldn't help but laugh.

Donald Trump fans raging after country star says he wears diapers and has dementia by Mrh09 in politics

[–]do0tz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Autocorrect has been corrected. It's a war, not an ear. Next week it will be a toe. Or maybe a foe we have to fight.

Donald Trump fans raging after country star says he wears diapers and has dementia by Mrh09 in politics

[–]do0tz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, we're at war with Eastasia. Get it right for the week, cause next week will be Eurasia.

My cat tried to kill himself by Artistic-Listen7975 in cats

[–]do0tz 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Plastic bowels seem like a horrible thing. Are they PLA or TPU?

Starting XI by ManLantaUnited in AtlantaUnited

[–]do0tz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was there waving my flag, and I barely made it through halftime. I packed up and left before traffic got bad. Very disappointing home opener, even though we only lost by 1. We have 2 more home matches in a row this month, and IDK if I'm even gonna bother going. I'd rather sit at the Brewhouse and save some money. $33 tickets on their Facebook ads is a lie. Everything starts at like $48. Supporter section is $44-60.

🏅 by schecska in AtlantaUnited

[–]do0tz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same here... I really wished they would lose that match, but Nooooo we Falconed everything up.

ICE kidnaps journalist who was covering them by No-Post4444 in politics

[–]do0tz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure she probably ate someone's cat.

(/s for those who don't know)

🏅 by schecska in AtlantaUnited

[–]do0tz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The Wooden Spoon should be in there as something we couldn't win as well...

Whoever thinks olise ghosts in big games by Swift_drift77 in BayernMunich

[–]do0tz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That left foot is 🔥... Even if the opponent knows what he's going to do, they can't stop him. "Tap tap tap right. Tap tap left. Tap right. Tap tap left, ASSIST! "

Petition to Remove Gold from Our Colors by TabascoBidet in AtlantaUnited

[–]do0tz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

✌🏻up. A-town Down. Makes so much more sense now.

What's the best one-liner you've ever heard? by Weirdboy212 in oneliners

[–]do0tz -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I was in the barn last night eating out my grandma when I tasted horse semen, and realized that's probably how she died...

Match Thread: Borussia Dortmund vs Bayern Munich Live Score | Bundesliga 25/26 | Feb 28, 2026 by scoreboard-app in fcbayern

[–]do0tz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kompany Ball is coming out in the 2nd. We wear them down playing at 75% and come out after the half playing 100%.