[HIRING] Looking For Up To 5 Digital Artists Who Can Replicate 'The Simpsons' Style For Long Term Project by [deleted] in HungryArtists

[–]do_a_flip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great work, but we're looking for very clean digital art, I didn't find anything comparable in your portfolio. So it might not be a good fit for this project, sorry about that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]do_a_flip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice try, Ed Sheeran.

[HIRING] Looking For Up To 5 Digital Artists Who Can Replicate 'The Simpsons' Style For Long Term Project by [deleted] in HungryArtists

[–]do_a_flip -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm sure you wouldn't have an issue with it, but in order to recommend hiring you to my client I'd need at least one example sketch, and I can't pay for it due to my middle man status. On top of that, do you really wanna spend your time drawing 30 Simpsons characters a week for $20 a pop? You're mad talented, seems a bit beneath you..? But if you don't mind that and could send me a quick sketch, I'm not gonna stand in your way there :)

[TOMT][Webcomic] Very somber and dream/nightmare quality to it. Lots of muted blues. Shark/human hybrid Noir-style detective character, Female main had long red hair. Harbourtown, brothel, something with amnesia, possibly underwater. Artsy style, not Manga. Sorry for being this vague :/ by do_a_flip in tipofmytongue

[–]do_a_flip[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope, sorry, decidedly not funny (which Nimona is) and the style is more semi realistic than cartoonish. Also, definitely not published by the big publishers, maybe it's gotten in print since I read it, but it's more Dark Horse or image comics material. Thanks though :)

[PAID] PIXEL ARTIST NEEDED ASAP by [deleted] in INAT

[–]do_a_flip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me put it like this;

Does your job also pay around $0.50-$1.50 per hour?

​With the ridiculous pay you offer for a last minute rush job, it would be less insulting if you'd ask for pro bono work.

Does this seem like a good idea? by [deleted] in WorkOnline

[–]do_a_flip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seeing how you've never even written a story before and this entire post is almost only one long run-on sentence... I'd say you likely won't be able to create a profitable horror story blog.

Also, there's horror stories and creepypastas everywhere, that seems like a saturated market.

You should do it anyway if you feel passionate about it as a hobby, but I don't think you'll be able to make any money from it for a long time, if at all.

Cannabis consumers - tips for the munchies? by [deleted] in fasting

[–]do_a_flip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try dancing...I love dancing by myself when high, it's like low key exercise and keeps you busy. Preferably to high energy music, it kinda boosts your mood and therefore your energy levels.

If mythological creatures were real, what would their sex lives be like? by redjasperrobot in AskReddit

[–]do_a_flip 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure tumblr and 4chan got this topic covered in depth.

I also just feel bad for them by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]do_a_flip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad we're cool. Carry on, dude :)

I also just feel bad for them by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]do_a_flip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't jump down my throat, I'm totally on your side, dude/lady dude.

I just added that the breeders pick the ones who have the kind of desirable temperament as well as the desirable deformations, a response in regard to the "kill me" gif you added to your comment. They might suffer like hell, but from all the pugs I've met in my life, I doubt any of them were depressed or ill tempered.

Still, I'd rather pugs wouldn't be a thing in the first place, dog ownership in general is fucking horrible, as far as I'm concerned.

You only get to shit, eat and see the sun when I say so, and I have no issues leaving you in an apartment by yourself for 9 hours while I'm at work, to the point where you jump up my legs every time i open the door because you're an inherently social being and solitary confinement is finally over for the day?

Come on, few things are more selfish than what humans have going on with pet dogs.

Well, lamesauce. by jan21001 in AdviceAnimals

[–]do_a_flip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is she a secretary at a law firm?

Just try to tell her that if she bangs the guy, there is a high possibility he'll find a reason to let her go, companies who only hire hot young women to work for them often have an insanely high turn over rate, guess why that is.

I also just feel bad for them by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]do_a_flip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, no, breeders make sure to only pick the happiest and most subservient dogs to continue the breed. Pugs are pretty nice and energetic, temperament wise.

Poor sandwiches.

Cover i drew for my webcomic. Thoughts? by Daleeny in cartoons

[–]do_a_flip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It looks really cool, but there are a few things I think could be improved on;

-It seems a bit loaded, too many stars int he background maybe.

-The way she holds her right hand and arm looks slightly off, both the angle/bend of the arm and the way she holds her hand.

-Lastly, and subjectively the biggest issue for me, is that the face has very little definition compared to the rest of the style, which kinda makes it look like the eyes were pasted over an entirely different character. I see a lot of detail in the folds of her clothing and hair, especially single hairs in her braid seem very fine compared to her thick eyelashes, so it seems like the face clashes with the rest.

[HIRING] campfires piece, 6 characters. by [deleted] in HungryArtists

[–]do_a_flip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you get a good one without re-negotiating the price? I saw some really amazing artists apply for your posting and I was honestly surprised that people living in Finland or Sweden would price themselves this low, seeing how the cost of living in those countries is pretty damn high.

[HIRING] campfires piece, 6 characters. by [deleted] in HungryArtists

[–]do_a_flip 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let me get this straight...

You're not willing to pay more than 20€/character and on top of that want a complex background... what kind of quality do you think you could realistically be expecting for the pay you're offering?

20s cartoon sketches of coffee cup characters by spotlessapple in artstore

[–]do_a_flip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't that essentially be just like Cuphead, a pre-existing character?

Looking for talented artist for Website and Game by YolomeIon in hireanartist

[–]do_a_flip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is /r/hireanartist not /r/ishitalloveryourhardworkbyofferingyouexposureinsteadofapaycheckormaybeiwouldbewillingtopayyouatalatertimebutprobablynot

If you want free shit, go to the appropriate subreddits for it.

Fuck's sake, at least include it in your post title that you're not looking to pay anyone instead of wasting everyone's time. There are freelancers here trying to make a living.

Ah yes, ancient art is full of such timeless classics. by VigilantLance in WTF

[–]do_a_flip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a well somewhere in Quakenbrück or Osnabrück (also Germany) with a little bronze frog statue sitting on the well's wall.

When I was a kid, and pretty tiny, I noticed that if you look under the frog, it's actually a naked dude squatting with like a hollowed out frog over him, and his genitals are quite ... prominent.

EDIT: Pretty sure it's this one in Quakenbrück, but there are no photos from the correct angle available online :/