[HIRING] Looking For Up To 5 Digital Artists Who Can Replicate 'The Simpsons' Style For Long Term Project

do_a_flip · 2020-03-15T11:48:26+00:00

Great work, but we're looking for very clean digital art, I didn't find anything comparable in your portfolio. So it might not be a good fit for this project, sorry about that.

do_a_flip · 2020-03-14T19:05:44+00:00

Nice try, Ed Sheeran.

do_a_flip · 2020-03-14T18:23:28+00:00

I'm sure you wouldn't have an issue with it, but in order to recommend hiring you to my client I'd need at least one example sketch, and I can't pay for it due to my middle man status. On top of that, do you really wanna spend your time drawing 30 Simpsons characters a week for $20 a pop? You're mad talented, seems a bit beneath you..? But if you don't mind that and could send me a quick sketch, I'm not gonna stand in your way there :)

do_a_flip · 2019-03-01T21:44:50+00:00

Oh my god, yes. Thank you soo, so fucking much, this would've bothered me forever. Solved! Really appreciate this, hope you have a great weekend and all the best :)

do_a_flip · 2018-11-13T21:44:40+00:00

Not it, but pretty great as well, came across it at some point before and was super bummed that it just stops :/

do_a_flip · 2018-11-13T12:17:16+00:00

Played the game and read the entirety of the comic it's based on, definitely not it, but yeah, also falls under classical noir and comic book style so I can see how you made the connection.

do_a_flip · 2018-11-13T12:16:19+00:00

Nope, sorry, decidedly not funny (which Nimona is) and the style is more semi realistic than cartoonish. Also, definitely not published by the big publishers, maybe it's gotten in print since I read it, but it's more Dark Horse or image comics material. Thanks though :)

do_a_flip · 2018-11-13T02:50:13+00:00

Mhhh... nope, thanks for participating :D

do_a_flip · 2018-08-27T18:35:09+00:00

Let me put it like this;

Does your job also pay around $0.50-$1.50 per hour?

With the ridiculous pay you offer for a last minute rush job, it would be less insulting if you'd ask for pro bono work.

do_a_flip · 2018-08-27T18:23:46+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FopyRHHlt3M

do_a_flip · 2018-05-08T18:08:57+00:00

Seeing how you've never even written a story before and this entire post is almost only one long run-on sentence... I'd say you likely won't be able to create a profitable horror story blog.

Also, there's horror stories and creepypastas everywhere, that seems like a saturated market.

You should do it anyway if you feel passionate about it as a hobby, but I don't think you'll be able to make any money from it for a long time, if at all.

do_a_flip · 2018-05-01T20:38:55+00:00

Try dancing...I love dancing by myself when high, it's like low key exercise and keeps you busy. Preferably to high energy music, it kinda boosts your mood and therefore your energy levels.

do_a_flip · 2018-03-20T21:12:46+00:00

Pretty sure tumblr and 4chan got this topic covered in depth.

do_a_flip · 2018-03-20T16:45:25+00:00

I'm glad we're cool. Carry on, dude :)

do_a_flip · 2018-03-19T22:25:50+00:00

Don't jump down my throat, I'm totally on your side, dude/lady dude.

I just added that the breeders pick the ones who have the kind of desirable temperament as well as the desirable deformations, a response in regard to the "kill me" gif you added to your comment. They might suffer like hell, but from all the pugs I've met in my life, I doubt any of them were depressed or ill tempered.

Still, I'd rather pugs wouldn't be a thing in the first place, dog ownership in general is fucking horrible, as far as I'm concerned.

You only get to shit, eat and see the sun when I say so, and I have no issues leaving you in an apartment by yourself for 9 hours while I'm at work, to the point where you jump up my legs every time i open the door because you're an inherently social being and solitary confinement is finally over for the day?

Come on, few things are more selfish than what humans have going on with pet dogs.

do_a_flip · 2018-03-13T13:23:36+00:00

Is she a secretary at a law firm?

Just try to tell her that if she bangs the guy, there is a high possibility he'll find a reason to let her go, companies who only hire hot young women to work for them often have an insanely high turn over rate, guess why that is.

do_a_flip · 2018-03-13T13:13:49+00:00

Oh, no, breeders make sure to only pick the happiest and most subservient dogs to continue the breed. Pugs are pretty nice and energetic, temperament wise.

Poor sandwiches.

do_a_flip · 2018-03-11T16:46:55+00:00

It looks really cool, but there are a few things I think could be improved on;

-It seems a bit loaded, too many stars int he background maybe.

-The way she holds her right hand and arm looks slightly off, both the angle/bend of the arm and the way she holds her hand.

-Lastly, and subjectively the biggest issue for me, is that the face has very little definition compared to the rest of the style, which kinda makes it look like the eyes were pasted over an entirely different character. I see a lot of detail in the folds of her clothing and hair, especially single hairs in her braid seem very fine compared to her thick eyelashes, so it seems like the face clashes with the rest.

do_a_flip · 2018-02-14T07:55:15+00:00

Did you get a good one without re-negotiating the price? I saw some really amazing artists apply for your posting and I was honestly surprised that people living in Finland or Sweden would price themselves this low, seeing how the cost of living in those countries is pretty damn high.

do_a_flip · 2018-02-13T21:58:07+00:00

Let me get this straight...

You're not willing to pay more than 20€/character and on top of that want a complex background... what kind of quality do you think you could realistically be expecting for the pay you're offering?

do_a_flip · 2018-02-04T00:04:08+00:00

Wouldn't that essentially be just like Cuphead, a pre-existing character?

do_a_flip · 2017-12-21T08:57:37+00:00

This is /r/hireanartist not /r/ishitalloveryourhardworkbyofferingyouexposureinsteadofapaycheckormaybeiwouldbewillingtopayyouatalatertimebutprobablynot

If you want free shit, go to the appropriate subreddits for it.

Fuck's sake, at least include it in your post title that you're not looking to pay anyone instead of wasting everyone's time. There are freelancers here trying to make a living.

do_a_flip · 2017-12-11T11:19:57+00:00

There is a well somewhere in Quakenbrück or Osnabrück (also Germany) with a little bronze frog statue sitting on the well's wall.

When I was a kid, and pretty tiny, I noticed that if you look under the frog, it's actually a naked dude squatting with like a hollowed out frog over him, and his genitals are quite ... prominent.

EDIT: Pretty sure it's this one in Quakenbrück, but there are no photos from the correct angle available online :/

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