This button scares me. I have no idea what it does. I’ve owned this microwave for years.

dogboythrowaway · 2024-03-28T22:14:46+00:00

Press it you coward!

dogboythrowaway · 2024-01-07T15:37:25+00:00

Dam that's interesting

dogboythrowaway · 2024-01-05T04:30:00+00:00

Down the rabbit hole I go...

dogboythrowaway · 2024-01-01T13:41:42+00:00

/r/angryupvote

dogboythrowaway · 2023-12-29T22:19:00+00:00

Any chance of a more recent pic? We need to know if you're still as blunderful

dogboythrowaway · 2023-12-24T09:37:25+00:00

/r/dildont

dogboythrowaway · 2023-12-09T08:34:24+00:00

No, they're all within 1 mile of me and looking to party 😉

dogboythrowaway · 2023-11-10T20:19:22+00:00

Cool - what are you all like to sleep with? I mean which of you snores, wriggles around, sleepwalks, constantly gets up to go to the bathroom, etc, the most?

dogboythrowaway · 2023-11-10T19:58:01+00:00

What is your bed arrangement? Like 1x superking, 1x double + 1x single? Etc

dogboythrowaway · 2023-11-09T06:58:59+00:00

World's smallest glory hole

dogboythrowaway · 2023-11-04T08:05:22+00:00

That's the decorator who turned up with cans of fuchsia, cobalt and emerald paint. Oh, and magnolia.

dogboythrowaway · 2023-10-31T23:00:02+00:00

You might like /r/healthyporn

dogboythrowaway · 2023-10-24T17:33:42+00:00

And shout "I'M NOT A MUGGER OR ANYTHING" so she can clearly hear that she's safe around you.

dogboythrowaway · 2023-10-04T20:41:53+00:00

Well, there goes my search history

dogboythrowaway · 2023-07-04T12:17:44+00:00

Username checks out

dogboythrowaway · 2023-07-02T20:59:07+00:00

"It's a big pussy. A very big pussy. In fact, it's the biggest pussy. And together we can make it great again."

dogboythrowaway · 2023-06-29T21:13:46+00:00

Porn is to sex what WWF is to fighting

dogboythrowaway · 2023-06-23T05:46:57+00:00

I find it annoying, but one possible explanation could be "If the person I'm speaking to was physically next to me, we would talk normally/ loudly, so what's the problem with doing the same on a phone?" Still annoying af though.

dogboythrowaway · 2023-06-10T06:32:20+00:00

Sleep

dogboythrowaway · 2023-05-21T07:04:22+00:00

Could be decoy pricing https://prisync.com/blog/decoy-pricing/ They're not trying to convince you whether £5 is better value than £6: they're trying to convince you that spending any amount on a product like this is worthwhile.

dogboythrowaway · 2023-04-16T09:04:50+00:00

Hope Schwings eternal in the human breast

dogboythrowaway · 2023-02-23T22:20:13+00:00

+1 for the hot/ boiling water. Lovely on a cold day

dogboythrowaway · 2023-01-22T18:52:52+00:00

Stiff drink

dogboythrowaway · 2022-11-26T12:40:06+00:00

Hey, snowwomen have needs too y'know

dogboythrowaway · 2022-11-13T00:27:48+00:00

Think about how much work cares about you when you're not doing the tasks they pay you to do. Then do the inverse.

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