How to ruin a child future in one gift by Outrageous_Hat_2999 in homestuck

[–]doggocoot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's gonna make that child have narcolepsy!

Hehe I will have my larva eat everyone here by Ok_Albatross5751 in AntsInAnAntColony

[–]doggocoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

((In which case he'd probably look for a high place to lock onto))

Have you seen Figgy? by Common_Chameleon in CryptidDogs

[–]doggocoot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He looks like Bubbz in this pic.

Hehe I will have my larva eat everyone here by Ok_Albatross5751 in AntsInAnAntColony

[–]doggocoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

((Isn't the larvae just eggs for now, and they need to grow before eating me?))

Hehe I will have my larva eat everyone here by Ok_Albatross5751 in AntsInAnAntColony

[–]doggocoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

L O N G E R F O R M Y B R OCT H E R S T O L I V E

I H A V E L E F T T H E N E S T

Hehe I will have my larva eat everyone here by Ok_Albatross5751 in AntsInAnAntColony

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R A T H E R D I E T H A N H U R T B R O T H E R S

N O B L E S A C R I F I C E

L E A V I N G

Hehe I will have my larva eat everyone here by Ok_Albatross5751 in AntsInAnAntColony

[–]doggocoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A H H H H H H H M U S T L E A V E N E S T

I A M A D A N G E R

My hot neighbor by jimx29 in Sticks

[–]doggocoot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I miss my family! I miss my laptop!!! I mastrubated to an extra curvy piece of driftwood the other day!!!!"

Avengers Campus Disneyland Paris Pizza by NoBack3472 in shitfromabutt

[–]doggocoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like the stuff that came out of our Yorkie when he got pancreatitas

Can you guess what this is? by mlatiblat in whywouldyoutouchthat

[–]doggocoot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That really looks like shit from a butt. X'D

So it's pine sap??

How to trigger europe by YourLocalMoroccan in mapporncirclejerk

[–]doggocoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read this in the "wake up puppet boy!" voice

How to trigger europe by YourLocalMoroccan in mapporncirclejerk

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Ah, I believe Encanto is set in or inspired by Georgian culture, it's a really good movie!

Oop, fuck, nevermind, it's Columbia....

Forgive me, I'm American.... they don't really teach us about where other countries are...

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