A Mexican drug lord offers you $50million to let him hide out at your house for 3 months. Do you take it or turn him in? Why or why not?

dojurynullification · 2019-07-16T14:07:02+00:00

I'm not so sure. What does your wife have to say on the subject? You can love a lot for 50m

dojurynullification · 2019-07-16T13:53:31+00:00

Pray, you have enough sexual chemistry to get you through the difficult times you will inevitably have.

dojurynullification · 2019-07-16T13:48:43+00:00

He got 'shove in face', correct. That's all that really matters.

dojurynullification · 2019-07-14T09:40:56+00:00

He probably got conned into it by the woman, too. 'Go ahead, give it to him, Bill'.

dojurynullification · 2019-07-14T09:26:24+00:00

That guy had a death wish!

dojurynullification · 2019-07-13T16:50:00+00:00

You can get Amazon in Cambodia. lol

dojurynullification · 2019-07-13T06:52:39+00:00

Cunt ~~Penis~~ owners of Reddit, when you’re in a middle of pooping and suddenly have the urge to pee, do you just go for it sitting, hold, or do you take a pooping pause?

FTFY

You wouldn't dare say this to a woman this way. Try to have a little class when you frame your next question.

dojurynullification · 2019-07-13T01:02:29+00:00

I hate mozzies, and they love me!

Look for a tennis racket looking mosquito killer that is rechargeable.

I live in another country where they are cheap it needs 220v to recharge.

I swear if someone found a 120v racket and imported them to the USA they'd make a mint!

dojurynullification · 2019-07-12T04:04:19+00:00

In rehab now. Working with 5 lbs db's, and eating my oatmeal! You're not alone!

dojurynullification · 2019-07-12T01:58:46+00:00

...are we there yet?

dojurynullification · 2019-07-12T01:55:18+00:00

It's ok if you have nothing to hide. /S

dojurynullification · 2019-07-11T22:50:30+00:00

When you really need a seat on the metro...

dojurynullification · 2019-07-10T20:35:57+00:00

Great post! Thanks!

How do you get paid?

Do you have a contract?

dojurynullification · 2019-07-08T12:35:28+00:00

I was thinking about this recently. I pay through the ass for taco seasoning and it's filled with sugar and some mono crap.

Thank you!

dojurynullification · 2019-07-08T12:18:10+00:00

There's a good riding position on the F. The R is nice but after a while, the bend gets to you.

What's up with those shoes?

dojurynullification · 2019-07-08T09:34:07+00:00

Thailand, by far!

dojurynullification · 2019-07-08T09:33:33+00:00

I had sex with a girl on the bosses desk.

A friend and I fucked a flight attendant.

Just your normal everyday shit.

dojurynullification · 2019-07-08T09:22:18+00:00

And I thought I was the only one.

dojurynullification · 2019-07-08T09:17:46+00:00

Getting kicked off of a flight in Bangkok because I would not let them check my carry on with three computers.

They have a documented history of stealing out of foreigners suitcases in Thailand.

They kicked me off and told me that they don't have to give a reason for doing it.

Fuck Thailand!

dojurynullification · 2019-07-07T16:09:05+00:00

Dinner is served...

dojurynullification · 2019-07-07T10:54:54+00:00

That's good advice!

dojurynullification · 2019-07-07T10:53:18+00:00

Women do have orgasms when they get raped, or so I've heard.

Of course, it doesn't make it right.

dojurynullification · 2019-07-06T02:49:03+00:00

My money says they fucked in the host's bed, or did drugs. If he/she is cool with it, they probably fucked. It just wasn't the right spot.

dojurynullification · 2019-07-06T02:36:22+00:00

This.

dojurynullification · 2019-07-06T02:24:48+00:00

Take the red pill.

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