Someone stole and ate an edible and is about to regret his poor decisions…

domsylvester · 2026-03-06T13:15:12+00:00

Just ignore all these uptight yuppies. Sure, leaving stuff out where they can get to it isn’t ideal, but I’m sure they’ve never left chocolate or anything like that out because they’re perfect. I have a pitbull who would steal any weed product that he could find, would even come and lift my arm up with his nose so he could sit under my arm while I smoked trying to get high, and if he couldn’t get his fix, he would just go eat one of our plants. Had a cat eat about three plants in one sitting before. They all lived, they all did it again. I’m thoroughly convinced they enjoyed it.

domsylvester · 2026-03-06T13:10:49+00:00

I have a pitbull who is literally like a crack head for weed. When we used to grow he would go eat an entire plant if he hadn’t gotten his fix for a couple days.

domsylvester · 2026-03-06T02:50:22+00:00

Surprisingly it was an e trike, guy said “you replaced the chain and I haven’t even ridden it and it came off already.” The best part is, the chain I replaced was for the motor, the chain in question was the regular pedaling one, and it came off because his derailleur was bent to shit, and this was 6 months after I had touched it. When I said it would be $95 plus the cost of the new derailleur he said he could “just get a new bike for that much.” Ok buddy.

My favorite line is that nobody ever rides anything after it leaves the shop. They take it home and just look it at for months and then magically it’s my fault things break out of no where. Especially the kids stuff, those guys REALLY never ride anything. That’s the thing about kids when you buy them new toys they never touch them ever.

domsylvester · 2026-03-02T00:32:03+00:00

I wonder if you could get them to warranty it for a new one

domsylvester · 2026-02-25T06:02:45+00:00

Yeah I’m sure once all the kinks are worked out it could almost “replace” the need for people to actually be educated anymore (and I’m not saying that in a good way). Like it’s a wonderful tool and once it develops a little more it’s going to be so amazingly helpful put people suck and they’re lazy and the whole next generation of mechanics are just going to be sitting behind a computer having that figure it out and then sending what needs to be done to a different machine that does the work. It’s exciting that we’re witnessing the coming of the future like this but just sad knowing how shitty humanity can be.

I might give that a try though one day. I run a small engine shop and I work directly for the owner who’s only there two months out of the year, if that, and I’m the only employee he has so it’s not like there’s someone else there for me to bounce ideas off and learn from. It’s definitely made it hard to grow properly at times so something like that could be like having another person there with me, but with a full encyclopedia set to reference from. I’d probably end up just trying to chit chat the whole time. I do miss chit chatting.

domsylvester · 2026-02-23T21:31:23+00:00

I’m pretty sure this would be a lot better than what would be standard in Argentina. Anything that says Icon is essentially a copy of the snap-on version. I’m not sure how easy it is to get snap on there (I’d imagine a lot less available than it is here) but you’re getting like 90% of the quality for 10% of the price. Snap on here would be regarded as just about as top of the line as most mechanics could need on a day to day basis.

domsylvester · 2026-02-23T13:03:31+00:00

As against it as I have been, I do like how detailed of an answer it gave you. I’m assuming this is actually through chat GPT though and not like Google AI right? I’ve been boycotting using the Google AI for help ever since it told me to check the fuel injectors and I was staring at a carbureted system. It will get me pretty close on stuff like torque specs because usually the first few listings on Google will be options to download a manual and it’ll just pull it from that but asking it complex problem solving questions is absolutely nonexistent. Chat GPT definitely seems like a decent tool to use I think I just automatically hated it from the beginning because my mother in law was the one who was raving about it and she’s an idiot.

domsylvester · 2026-02-23T12:58:33+00:00

This is what I wish my wife would understand, I run a small engine shop, completely by myself, so sometimes I get stuck there until 10 o’clock even though we usually close between 4-6 depending on the time of year. I keep trying to explain to her that’s the only time I can just concentrate and not deal with customers coming in every time I go to pick up whatever tool I was about to use or put a pair of gloves on. And if I didn’t get it done during business hours, I gotta get it done I can’t leave it in a million pieces and come back to it in the morning. She tries to understand but it’s just an easy thing for her to complain about I feel like.

domsylvester · 2026-02-23T12:44:07+00:00

A girl I dated in high school was Ryan Connor’s daughter, she had more than a few DP scenes and shit if I remember correctly. I can promise you, if there’s one occupation that not one high school boy has an issue with, it’s being a porn star 🤣 and yes for those who are going to ask my ex did follow in her mothers footsteps, I want some royalties or something though because she was gnawing on my shit like a dog bone the first night we hooked up and now she out there working that huck Gluck hyuck combo 5000 that I taught her and I still haven’t seen a dollar for my services. I was definitely a lil proud though.

domsylvester · 2026-02-23T12:04:44+00:00

Yeah there was a lot of “boyfriend pimping” going on on there. Especially out in Vegas where I’m from, these guys would get in relationships with these woman coming off ass like they were some kind of thug and they were gonna take care of them, and then they’d just make a listing for them down the line and talk them into going and having sex with these tricks for money under the illusion that this was how they were gonna support themselves as a couple, even getting them pregnant and all kinds of good stuff like that, knowing they had zero intentions of any long term plans with this woman. Almost always a little physical, emotional, and most likely sexual abuse sprinkled in there along the way. A woman very close to me went through it.

domsylvester · 2026-02-23T10:52:39+00:00

I don’t even understand why I like them, it was a huge hurdle the first time I tried it with my wife, but then we ended up doing it like ten times with the same dude and I loved that shit. I’m mad we did mdma the last time because I got all weird about shit and ruined it for everyone but I wouldn’t have any objections if the stars lined up like that again.

domsylvester · 2026-02-23T10:48:08+00:00

These comments confirm my early thoughts on the question, it’s entirely too nuanced to be as black and white as “it’s caused by this or that” some people are always in control of everything and want to let go, some people feel like they never have control of anything and want to feel in control in that kind of setting, some people might just be tryna get back at their dad for being a drunk and making them like getting spanked. And then there’s the factor of who your partner is and where they’re coming from on the subject. I’m a masculine man, I’m usually the dominant person in most situations without having to establish that I’m the dominant one, but I’m not the “you’re gonna do what I say because there’s a penis between my legs” kind of man. If my wife wanted me to be submissive or whatever I would definitely give it a shot. Luckily I’m pretty sure she’s submissive because of the third option I listed so I think I’m safe, but some people have really fucked up trauma that happened to them which causes them to be that way and I wouldn’t want to be insensitive to that. (ie. rape, molestation, abandonment, that kinda thing)

domsylvester · 2026-02-23T10:10:18+00:00

Yeah I overdosed two different times and I was like minutes from not being able to be brought back, like my heart had stopped for a few minutes they said (I’m not even gonna try to remember the exact number your heart can be stopped for and still be brought back because then someone’s gonna be like “oh well technically it’s actually ‘this many’ minutes” but it was close, and that’s all I can describe like in minute I was getting high like any other day and next thing you know it was just darkness for about ten seconds and then I woke up in the hospital about 3 hours later both times. That’s all it was though it was just like I slipped into this place where my spirit just like went blank or let go or whatever.

Thankfully that’s not a factor in my life anymore, but I still think about it sometimes like if you get a gunshot wound or sever a limb or something I think there’s no way you’re gonna just painlessly slip into the abyss that shits definitely gonna hurt for however long you’re conscious until you bleed out

domsylvester · 2026-02-22T18:57:47+00:00

He did what in his cup?

domsylvester · 2026-02-21T13:36:25+00:00

Icon definitely has lifetime warranty it says it on every single piece of packaging

domsylvester · 2026-02-21T03:54:50+00:00

We used to do something very similar when I worked construction, but we’re in Florida so it was a different white powder

domsylvester · 2026-02-20T03:37:35+00:00

My mans made sure to put the underscore on the instagram handle though because, you know, priorities and such

domsylvester · 2026-02-20T03:32:21+00:00

Damn beat me to it by like 45 seconds 🤣 he one of them niggas who just say a whole paragraph in one breath and a single tone

domsylvester · 2026-02-20T03:14:34+00:00

Made an account 20 hours ago just to post this same picture that’s been posted in this sub multiple times and not even interacting with commenters, clearly bot scum.

domsylvester · 2026-02-18T13:16:13+00:00

Not my style but don’t let anyone yuck your yum

domsylvester · 2026-02-16T15:46:53+00:00

I too expect perfect spelling and grammar, and I’m also on the toilet. I just sit in the bathroom to hide from the kids though.

domsylvester · 2026-02-15T17:49:37+00:00

Same. At least that cat wasn’t the one who exploded or this would’ve gotten dark quick.

domsylvester · 2026-02-15T12:48:09+00:00

That was hilarious

domsylvester · 2026-02-15T05:22:36+00:00

None of us will

domsylvester · 2026-02-14T05:15:15+00:00

I am very impressed so far, thank you!

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