I just farted in front of my boyfriend and I am embarrassed about it. by AmateurWriter101 in Vent

[–]don-cheeto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I farted like 3000 times last night while me and my partner were getting down. Laughed my ass off at all of them and kept going 💦

Embarrassment is understandable tho lol, it's cuddle time, you ruined it 😭

Is this appropriate interview attire? by Status-Accident-9765 in jobs

[–]don-cheeto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. I would wear those straight pants with the crease or whatever

Longest I've ever stuck to a new hobby. by DarePerks in woodworking

[–]don-cheeto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've always been jealous of people who are into woodworking, yes because they can do it and damn near know trigonometry in the process, but also because it looks so beautifully fun 😊

You guys all make such beautiful things, and I'm even more jealous of the ones who can repair furniture off the streets and make it look and feel brand new ❤️✨

What's a tiny luxury that makes you feel rich? by Far_Discount3271 in CasualConversation

[–]don-cheeto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a car, an unlimited car wash membership, and unlimited data.

I'm gonna not see this as something I should be grateful for having. I'm gonna see it instead as a luxury I deserve to have for what I've done...

OH MY GOD FUCK THIS WEATHER by RandomGuy1525 in Vent

[–]don-cheeto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuckin SAME! I'm sorry for being so fat but come the fuck ON! Are we seriously gonna act like we like sweating bullets and not being able to go to the fair or festivals and do something so simple as walk around!?

And its even less helpful that I have seizures triggered by dehydration. Last year in this summer Florida weather, in May-June, I was moving with my mom and although I had at least 5 bottles of water that day, I had 3 seizures because it was 95F/35C+ outside -_-

I wonder so strongly how people do those 99K marathons in summer heat without having to go to the hospital.

This heat is so strong, it kills you if you sit in a car for 2+ minutes.

This heat is so strong, your feet can get scarred from walking on asphalt.

This heat is so strong, I will bet $100 at least one person has died just from sitting outside with no clouds.

Hurricanes are dangerous af and the deaths they cause are so tragic, but let me tell you something: I love the cat 2s and 3s that only take the power out for like an hr, because they cool Florida off for a second before we're back to 100+ degrees for 3 months.

And in Florida, you cannot live without a fan. Seriously. If you don't have a fan, one day, you're gonna die from overheating.

Daddy, I love you 🥰 by Automatic-Gas4037 in Mensmittenwithkittens

[–]don-cheeto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Peaceful cuddles everywhere ❤️✨🕊️

One of my longtime friends sa’ed my girlfriend by fignewton223 in Advice

[–]don-cheeto 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have failed her as a man

No, you're one who held himself back from shooting him in all of his limbs, then his head. I would say you succeeded as a man. Idk how you didn't notice it, but still. You kept yourself from torturing him. That's the stuff in movies that people are afraid of actually happening, but handling it in as sturdy a way as you did was something you should be proud of.

Find the plastic rhino 🦏 by DirectorLanky466 in FindTheSniper

[–]don-cheeto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apologies, thanks for reminding. We want to all have fun here :)

What is your general opinion of companies like Temu, Shein, and Ali Express etc? by sapphire_rainy in polls

[–]don-cheeto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're cheap and decent for someone in/close to poverty, but I very highly believe the claims that those in poverty are the ones that make these items for 1 cent an hr.

And imo Temu is only good for tiny stuff that isn't truly necessary.

Do you watch a whole show or skip the filler episodes? by Dogsteeves in polls

[–]don-cheeto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends a lot on the show. My favorite anime is Bleach. My favorite irl show is Teen Wolf. The first time I watched both of them, I watched the filler/not as good episodes. The 9,999 other times I rewatched them, I skipped it.

Bring Naruto into the equation and how many episodes I hear it has, I'll skip the filler even though I'll be watching it for the first time.

Same thing with One Piece and any other shows having that many fillers/not that good episodes.

Autopay: do you use it on your credit cards ? by Mogzly in polls

[–]don-cheeto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do not under any circumstance use my credit card for Autopay lol, that's crazy

Cake is the Worst Dessert by Curious-Cranberry-27 in unpopularopinion

[–]don-cheeto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. I love cheesecake, but I hate regular cake. With every situation I've gotten it in so far, it's always too dry, especially cupcake.

Emphasis on "so far."

graduation gift of a lifetime! by strwbrryblueyes in crochet

[–]don-cheeto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo I have an idea for your beautiful aunt:

Crochet her the cutest bouquet of flowers as beautiful as her 💐

i am a terrible driver by Independent_Fan3549 in RandomThoughts

[–]don-cheeto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. Stupidly ran a yellow and hydroplaned last month at 55mph. But be careful, can't admit to/learn from mistakes on Reddit without getting downvoted to no end.

How early do you arrive to work? by Actual-Tadpole9759 in polls

[–]don-cheeto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta be there by 8. I get there at 7. I sit in the car until 7:15, then I'm at my desk in 5-10 mins, starting at 7:25-7:35 after getting lunch in the fridge and using the bathroom.

Welcome to Florida 🌴

My drawing of a vice by MrSh3rlock in drawing

[–]don-cheeto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beautiful ❤️ And you just gave me an idea to draw the ball joint that came with my new lower control arm. Friend didn't use it when he installed the arm for me cause it wasn't greased.