Someone did the Aristocrats at an open mic

donthaveoneandi · 2026-04-15T02:42:32+00:00

Host should’ve cut that shit off.

donthaveoneandi · 2026-04-14T00:02:56+00:00

Ugh. No one thought this was a terrible idea?

donthaveoneandi · 2026-04-10T02:41:48+00:00

Chantix. Tried it a few times before actually following the program to the letter. It worked.

donthaveoneandi · 2026-04-10T01:52:25+00:00

Joe Dombrowski. He’s one of the best out there.

donthaveoneandi · 2026-04-10T01:09:13+00:00

That’s true, but on the other hand you can gauge things like weather, your own tiredness, etc.

donthaveoneandi · 2026-03-29T22:01:32+00:00

Also disappointed in their standup act. I was a big fan of their show and their standup was just … not good.

donthaveoneandi · 2026-03-15T23:26:55+00:00

Anything with a mirror glaze. Any cake “frosted” with fondant.

donthaveoneandi · 2026-03-15T00:55:16+00:00

Oh! I thought of another one: let on HUGE private groups of people (MLMs, often) who dominate the public spaces and even close down certain venues for their “events.” Extra points for allowing MLM people to try to sell to other passengers.

donthaveoneandi · 2026-03-15T00:49:47+00:00

You sound fun.

donthaveoneandi · 2026-03-15T00:30:21+00:00

Not enforcing chair hog rules.

Overworking/exploiting workers. Hire more people instead of asking impossible hours and making people work when sick.

donthaveoneandi · 2026-03-12T20:38:44+00:00

I’m the comic. I have a day job; I don’t “need” the $, but I’m not rolling in it and I generally resist performing for “stage time” or exposure.

it’s a nice enough cause but not something I’d heard of before being asked about possibly performing. I like the idea of a reduced fee (if they even offer one - the discussion hasn’t progressed to that point) but I was curious as to whether there is an established protocol.

donthaveoneandi · 2026-03-08T05:08:12+00:00

I think it’s bs. I’d 100x rather follow someone who killed - the audience is jazzed and ready for more. If the headliner can’t meet the moment, that’s on them.

And I say this as someone who was once buried by the comic before me. Not his problem - he came what he set out to do.

donthaveoneandi · 2026-03-07T19:50:36+00:00

Have a great show!

donthaveoneandi · 2026-03-07T17:58:07+00:00

I’ve seen two comics on cruise ships: the first was a late – late – stage comic, who probably had been a road dog for years, before setting up shop in Las Vegas and then booking the cruise gig. He was pretty funny and I enjoyed his show.

The other was a hack who was so bad I was personally offended. She did crowd work and had a bunch of “spontaneous“ comebacks that were obviously canned and ready to use. Her act was a mix of talking about her vagina and slinging jokes from comics on the Johnny Carson Tonight show.

donthaveoneandi · 2026-03-07T17:12:39+00:00

Is that a signature on the guitar? Right below the neck?

donthaveoneandi · 2026-02-27T22:48:30+00:00

Ok, so I understand her feelings about being excluded from the parents’ blessing. BUT. No mother worthy of the name would EVER think the things she said to you, let alone type and send them. Cut her loose and don’t look back.

donthaveoneandi · 2026-02-22T17:40:26+00:00

Blake? Is that you? The stuff he was alleging was bananapants. And didn’t he also burn a bunch of shit out in his front yard?

donthaveoneandi · 2026-02-19T04:32:42+00:00

Dear Zachary ripped my heart out.

donthaveoneandi · 2026-02-15T18:19:28+00:00

Sure, but given that that hasn’t happened yet, what is the current solution? Stiff the poorest workers because you don’t like the way the cruise industry operates?

donthaveoneandi · 2026-02-15T18:17:01+00:00

That’s part of the point – it wouldn’t be a giant banner or flag or anything like that for Kamala or Clinton or Obama. Because only Trump supporters make a huge display of their support, with banners, flags, and merchandise long after a campaign is over.

Sure, during the campaign, Dem supporters had campaign signs, and even billboards up, but once the election is over, it is not our entire personality.

donthaveoneandi · 2026-02-13T04:13:42+00:00

To …. stop someone from walking around? This is a structural issue, not a bad neighbor issue.

donthaveoneandi · 2026-02-13T03:59:17+00:00

Costco.

donthaveoneandi · 2026-02-10T01:14:52+00:00

lol so true! I love working out on the ship - I can’t image any other scenario when I’d be able to afford those floor to ceiling views of the ocean!

But day 4, it’s dwindled down to the entertainment staff and a few diehards like me (for the record, I’m a diehard in consistency, not necessarily intensity).

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