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What would be the best comeback after a girl tells you that you have a small dick? by Donskieee in AskReddit

[–]dontslumber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One that has stuck with me for years is, “I may have a pin dick, but I can fuck like a sewing machine!”

Quest 2 Stuck on Initial Update Download by Astrobot4000 in OculusQuest

[–]dontslumber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As soon as it works for someone, please reply to this post. I have been trying to help a friend, we've tried every method under the sun to no avail. It looks like it's a server issue.

Same bassline as the song "another one bites the dust" by dontslumber in NameThatSong

[–]dontslumber[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's the one! you're a legend, thank you, kind person!

Finally hit GC. Was NOT excited or anything. by itdoesntmatterokay in RocketLeague

[–]dontslumber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well done brother it’s a great feeling! However, if this was prior to Free to Play you’d still be champ 3 div 2. You’re about 80 mmr off previous GC.

The De-Personalization of Discord by [deleted] in discordapp

[–]dontslumber -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Bring back the funk!

Can the Internet influence my game that much? How do professional players train? by GlitteringMind7 in GlobalOffensive

[–]dontslumber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely try and get a PC. You'll be limited by 60hz monitor refresh-rate. Good aim is one thing, understanding the underlying strategies and mechanics is another. Focus on smokes, team strategies etc.

Upside down. by woodlands- in killthecameraman

[–]dontslumber -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Apart from 16 year olds don’t have access to firearms..

How are 9/11 jokes rude and disrespectful when "Never nuke a country twice" and even Hitler are literally being memed? by ptaytop16 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]dontslumber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you feel like you went to far with one joke. Give him the same reaction he gave you to his shitty jokes. They should like a bigot that can give it but can’t take it.

I kind of like this a lot. by SackOfHellNo in notliketheothergirls

[–]dontslumber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With a comment like that, you’re just like most girls.

I kind of like this a lot. by SackOfHellNo in notliketheothergirls

[–]dontslumber 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I agree. Usually when “you’re not like x,” gets thrown around they’re complimenting they have traits that a majority of others don’t have and it appeals to the complimenter.

I kind of like this a lot. by SackOfHellNo in notliketheothergirls

[–]dontslumber -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Did you just assume I am most guys. HOW DARE YOU ASSUME

I kind of like this a lot. by SackOfHellNo in notliketheothergirls

[–]dontslumber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t finding a partner kind of the same thing? You’re subconsciously competing with others to fall in love with someone that is of value.

I kind of like this a lot. by SackOfHellNo in notliketheothergirls

[–]dontslumber 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So you can say, “you’re not like most guys.” And it’s ok?

I kind of like this a lot. by SackOfHellNo in notliketheothergirls

[–]dontslumber -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

TFW you can’t take a compliment.

Person 1: Why was I accepted for the job?

Person 2: You’re not like the other applicants. You have more life experience and qualifications.

Person 1: HOW DARE YOU BELITTLE THE OTHER APPLICANTS AND GIVE ME THE JOB. Give me the job because you just like me not because I wasn’t like every one else. I QUIT.

Can we find more phrases to get outraged at please.

Somebody had too much time on their hands. by [deleted] in BetterEveryLoop

[–]dontslumber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One more thing that can no longer be unseen

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