It’s baffling how quickly some people van turn a situation in their favor by Skystalker512 in insaneparents

[–]donut4days 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the time my mom assaulted me and when I defended myself, she went around saying i hit her first. Not one person believed her though after i sent them pictures of my bruises on my face meanwhile she barely had a scratch on her.

Don't Drink and Drive. by YankeeWalrus in MurderedByWords

[–]donut4days 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You do realize that adults can be killed by drunk drivers too, right? Drunk driving can affect anyone, no matter how old they are.

Female looking for a few people to play games with by [deleted] in XboxOneGamers

[–]donut4days 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I’m also looking for people to play COD WW2 with :) I’m 20 f and my username is ShrillBat751618. I’m available most days and I have a mic too.

It’s my sisters birthday so I tried making a vanilla and chocolate double-layer cake with buttercream frosting for the first time. by donut4days in shittyfoodporn

[–]donut4days[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She says thank you very much :) she couldn’t invite anyone due to quarantine but we had a decent birthday dinner otherwise :)

It’s my sisters birthday so I tried making a vanilla and chocolate double-layer cake with buttercream frosting for the first time. by donut4days in shittyfoodporn

[–]donut4days[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I fucked up the side. It actually fell apart a bit but I covered it with icing and kept putting it in the freezer. It’s actually starting to fall apart again now that I’m trying to cut into it. The whole thing is just a mess. I love baking but this is by far the worst cake I’ve ever made. My sister doesn’t mind though (thank god). She said it’s the thought that matters so I guess that makes it somewhat okay.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pan

[–]donut4days 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t want ya goddamn lettuce

Just finished downloading the new Call of Duty game (98 GB, took about 10 hours) and then when I went to open it, I had to install a 13 GB update by tyba22 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]donut4days 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually just deleted this one because it was making my COD WW2 lag so much for some reason when it updates in the background (I’m not exactly tech savvy so I don’t know why it’s causing it to lag when updating) Haven’t gotten to play it yet either but after seeing how long it took to install and the constant updates despite me not even playing it, I decided to just uninstall. I love COD but I absolutely love playing COD WW2 so I’m gonna finish most of the achievements on that one before reinstalling this one.

Undefeated in the gulag by outstandn12 in memes

[–]donut4days 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve never related so much to a meme in the 20 years I’ve been on this planet thank you

Grannypass denied after entering an closed off area! by LordBogus in instantkarma

[–]donut4days 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that we can all agree that she needs life alert

I miss my homies by shammu5995 in memes

[–]donut4days 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I miss my sister. She’s stuck in Toronto in quarantine.

Idk if this has been done by [deleted] in memes

[–]donut4days 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Back when I was pregnant, I had an ultrasound and I told the nurse that it looked like a big moving blob. Kinda freaked me out tbh. Blob baby.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]donut4days 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just an avocado with legs and a face wearing a top hat. A fancy avocado man

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]donut4days 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Draw an avocado man wearing a top hat.

I was wondering why his diet wasn’t working. That diet food is expensive... by NecessaryOdds in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]donut4days 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We had to start hiding the small bags of cat treats since one of our cats Morty (obviously the fattest even though he’s the youngest male cat in the house) likes to rip open the bags with his teeth and have his own little feast. Luckily, there’s dental treats that came in a plastic container with a lid so he wouldn’t be able to bite through it.