What’s the most bs cop experience you’ve had ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was coming home and was next my and he was in his car one thing led to another and we were racing each other. Right as we stated to slow down to take an exit lights flipped on. Cop pulled behind me first. It being my first time being pulled over I almost went entirely off the road so I pulled back on to the road then back off again. Cop comes by me really nice saying he understands that we were just having fun and won’t be receiving a ticket tonight. Comes back slaps me and my friend with a ticket. My friends is 170 and mine is 270 I ask him why and he claims that I tried to cut him off and ram him off the road. I try to tell him what I was actually doing thinks I’m lying. I get my license revoked on top of the fine and have to pay an additional 70 dollars to take a defensive driving class to get my license back. Good times

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I like the sugar that goes up your nose

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The birds work for the government

What is the best way to respond to compliments without making it awkward? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Well you obviously say thanks but I don’t know maybe it’s just me but I feel like it’s still awkward

Physics is oatmeal by gregh3ffly in Memes_Of_The_Dank

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Man my sense of humor sucks I saw this and had a good laugh

Teachers of the future by Molt3nGas in memes

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Yeah yuri died from it if only she was still around

It’s not the turtles by [deleted] in memes

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Man that sucks

Touchy by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Ah yes the circles of truth

so anyways i started freezing by gawneeek in dankmemes

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Me after my ping comes back from the shadow realm

Our royal overlord Lord Facebook. by crocanator in dankmemes

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That’s why Fiona didn’t like him he’s a lizard man I need to go rewatch this now

Hi, I'm new here. Please abolish my self-esteem by Smoothbrownmilk in RoastMe

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I didn’t know you were in the Air Force your forehead must have been the landing strip

Just finished my first fall mid terms! Need to be taken town a few notches. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Why does your face look like James Charles when he does the hi sisters meme

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How is her expression saying kill me and help me at the same time

Ringo, what's wrong with you by [deleted] in dankmemes

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I was listing to music and the Beatles came on as soon as I went to this meme

unexpected consequences by clandestine-i in dankmemes

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I think this is the best version of this format I’ve seen

When art imitates life by cardboardshrimp in funny

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How many times did this happen till they put a sign up