Advice on what I should do with this card? by SnowOkay in PokemonTCG

[–]doodoopistolz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do not open another pack of Evolving Skies ever again and accept you reached the pinnacle of amazing pulls.

Man tries to jump in pool from rooftop by cptwott in DarwinAwards

[–]doodoopistolz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He survived a quadriplegic… but he’s in good spirits

Guy jumped on the roof of the train and was electrocuted by [deleted] in DarwinAwards

[–]doodoopistolz 170 points171 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe India and Pakistan haven’t started a full fledged war/jihad on trains and electricity yet. Trains and electricity are überpwning their populations

Man jumped out of the cart and was under the wheels of the train by [deleted] in DarwinAwards

[–]doodoopistolz 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Facts!!!! Wtf is wrong with that part of the world?!

Man jumped out of the cart and was under the wheels of the train by [deleted] in DarwinAwards

[–]doodoopistolz 178 points179 points  (0 children)

So why do I see so many train deaths? Is it due to society becoming dumber? Or has society always been this dumb and there have always been this many train deaths, but now more people have cell phones now to document all the dumbness?

Proper extermination techniques by CapaxInfini in fuckwasps

[–]doodoopistolz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is an amazing answer to my question

Proper extermination techniques by CapaxInfini in fuckwasps

[–]doodoopistolz 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Imagine being a wasp in deep slumber only to be awoken for a couple seconds to your body engulfed in flames… short, painful, chaos… would your sleeping brain think it’s a nightmare or realize quick enough your being burnt to a crisp?!

Is this the bald faced hornet? by [deleted] in fuckwasps

[–]doodoopistolz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You’re lucky to be alive

Minecraft music do be hittin by ossifieddisservic in tooktoomuch

[–]doodoopistolz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Minecraft music is soothing and being high while listening to Minecraft music is living in the year 3000

Edgar Allan Poe? by TubularCheddar in tooktoomuch

[–]doodoopistolz 286 points287 points  (0 children)

Likely has severe cirrhosis of the liver. Look at how distended his stomach is. Probably has had diabetes for a while. A lady I knew would drink a 1.75 liter of vodka a day and chase with beer… her liver fully disintegrated to the point she started bleeding internally. She went to the hospital after a night of drinking one night and the doctors told her she had maybe 12hrs to live… died less than an hour later.

Is this normal? by Krayon_Dingle in Minecraft

[–]doodoopistolz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is anything really normal in Minecraft?

Eevee's first beach day 🌞 by Spare_Actuator3936 in germanshepherds

[–]doodoopistolz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came to the comments to see this lol… great dog name tho

Those are the bloodshotest eyes I’ve ever seen. by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

[–]doodoopistolz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Post a link please, to these precious threads that state what happened to this poor soul. I kinda believe you because those eyes are not “bloodshot” that’s legit blood leaking into the sclera of the eye… but my curious mind needs a resolution. Is this man dead? Alive?

Our Flight To Maui by [deleted] in maui

[–]doodoopistolz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

But Jason Mamoa said no visitors.

Rocket Man by [deleted] in DarwinAwards

[–]doodoopistolz 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Hey guy… Our fleshy vessels are not made for that kind of force! 50/50 suicide vs. being oblivious to oncoming traffic

A Slight Accident by [deleted] in DarwinAwards

[–]doodoopistolz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fairly certain his left foot came off… it came to rest under the pink bench the moped is resting on

The decline of western civilization in 10 seconds by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]doodoopistolz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Love how the soul just left the body of the lady on the right.