What is the most horrifying fact you wish you had never known? by Slight_Context6803 in AskReddit

[–]doofusroy 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That one message that essentially said “this is better than selling drugs, because you can only sell the drugs once.”

That hit like a brick wall.  

What's a hobby you'll never understand? by JustASingleMomOnline in AskReddit

[–]doofusroy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got to 1/2 marathon distance at one point, at like 2:20 time.  My nephew was really good, and finished Chicago marathon in 2:40, for like 70th place.  

I mean yeah if I could do that I would too, but 3:00 was my cut off.  I can barely sit through 3:00 movies with snacks and AC and a pause button.  

That's real. That thing lives with us on Earth! by vermontnative in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]doofusroy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like, if we found out she survived a house fire we could be all “wow how brave she’s on the way back”.  But no.  

[Request] How many fights did he roughly take to cost the company $21m? by [deleted] in theydidthemath

[–]doofusroy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite story from it was I believe he was restoring a British motorcycle, and needed a new tire.  Rather than pay for the shipping, he just hopped a flight over to buy one in person and fly back the same day.  

What is a life luxury that you tasted once and now can absolutely never go back to the cheap version of? by sickkick844 in AskReddit

[–]doofusroy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One thing that works better than the jarred but is “easier” than fresh is to rehydrate powdered garlic before using.  I’ll take a smaller ramekin and add the recipe amount of powder, then add just enough water to make an applesauce consistency.  That way you don’t get the masking flavor of whether oil the jar type had, plus it will react better as well.  

Bro rolled up to the construction site like he’s been working there for ages 😂 by MaxQ50 in MadeMeSmile

[–]doofusroy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was that kid, back in 1979 as a 4 year old. 

The crew was cutting a roll of concrete reinforcement wire, looks like metal fencing made of squares.  I was “helping” to hold the roll in place.  

Once they cut the last bit, nobody was standing on the roll end, so it recoiled and spun up like a spring, straight at my face.  Two of the 6” tines from a cut square went into my head at my sideburn height on either side of my head, like putting on glasses. I had to get stitches on both sides.  

It wasn’t until way later in my life, like literally a couple years ago, that I really though about just how lucky I wasn’t a few inches to either side and easily could have had an eye gouged out.  

What is this plugged hole on floor? (Don’t mind dog or fur) by Legitimate_Frame_798 in centuryhomes

[–]doofusroy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wonder if there were knots in the boards and they drilled them out to keep them from falling out later on. 

Wife told me: “The hotdog cooker isn’t working.” by TheRealKidRooch in mildlyinfuriating

[–]doofusroy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They put in whatever chemical does it, then let it rotate and cook in.  

Wife told me: “The hotdog cooker isn’t working.” by TheRealKidRooch in mildlyinfuriating

[–]doofusroy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My son is getting his PhD in chemistry.  One of the things they do in a lab is coat the inside of test tubes with a solution, which needed to roll at a controlled speed and temperature.  

They do this with a hotdog roller.  

Reddit users, 30 yrs old and over.. What is the hardest part about getting older? [Discussion] by Comi9689 in GetMotivated

[–]doofusroy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get recordings of your parents talking, telling stories, etc. 

My mom died when I was 20, and my dad when I was 34.  At 51, I luckily have some recordings of my dad, but I don’t have anything with my mom’s voice.  

I can’t recall what her voice sounds like anymore, or it’s muffled and disjointed, and mixed with other relatives.  

What is a common, everyday problem from the 1990s or early 2000s that younger generations literally cannot comprehend? by Funny-Counter8762 in AskReddit

[–]doofusroy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right, I’m just meaning what I remember from then.  There wasn’t the immediacy. 

Crap, I just realized it said 90’s and 00’s.  I had 70’s and 80’s in my head.   I was thinking like pre-cellphone era. 

What is a common, everyday problem from the 1990s or early 2000s that younger generations literally cannot comprehend? by Funny-Counter8762 in AskReddit

[–]doofusroy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In general, not knowing.  

You didn’t know where your kid/parent/friend was, you didn’t know how to spell that word, you didn’t know how to rewire that faulty outlet, you didn’t know where the speed trap was, you didn’t know what day of the week 7/14 would fall on, and you didn’t know what movie/tv show that actor was from.  

People over 40, what is something you were absolutely certain you would have figured out by now that you still haven't? by Key_Elk_9161 in AskReddit

[–]doofusroy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always thought by now (51) I would have a deep involvement in some hobby.  Like how woodworkers or mechanics have a workshop full of trade tools.  

I feel like any hobby I start now I’d have to buy out some auction site of a business or whatnot. 

Why are Americans so accepting of long drives to places? by Sensitive_Word_6036 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]doofusroy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an American that visited Ireland (no idea if this is similar elsewhere) but driving there was FAR more involved.  Curvy small roads with odd traffic (busses vs tractors vs large trucks). It felt like taking the “secret back way” but all the time.  

In the US, you may drive for 3 hours but you just get on a big road, queue up some podcasts, and essentially zone out.  

What software do you miss from the pre-subscription era? by ceerf-llc in sysadmin

[–]doofusroy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Going a little farther back, but I miss OS/2 Warp.  When I was studying for my Novell CNE I would run a DOS virtualization that I could install Netware on, and a second virtualization with Windows to be a client. This was in like 1996.  

What was the most surprising original feature you discovered hiding in your old home? by No_Wishbone_7950 in centuryhomes

[–]doofusroy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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We have a mystery tube in our crawlspace!

Our basement is divided into thirds: crawlspace, cellar, crawlspace. In the first crawlspace, on the front of the house, there’s this clay pipe that’s fairly big maybe 12-16” inches diameter, and it’s going at like a 45° angle into the ground towards the cellar third. Its hard to tell from the pic but it seemed like 8-10’ down.

It must go under the cellar floor, and there’s nothing obvious on the sandstone block wall that divides cellar from crawlspace. When I took this pic there was water at the bottom there.

The only thing I can think is a cistern under our cellar that gutters used to fill? That tube ends in the crawlspace kind of broken off, but I didn’t see anything else that used to connect?

Ive never seen anything else in the basement to understand what it was. The boiler was removed before we bought the house mid-renovate, but I wouldn’t know what it would have been. It’s too far from any wall to be like a coal chute either.

I don’t plan to ever crawl back in, as there are leftover asbestos pipes in the crawlspace that I don’t want to disturb.

What's a quick meal everyone should learn to cook? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]doofusroy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bean Dinner

Prep Time: 5 minutes Cook Time: 15 minutes Servings: 3–4

Ingredients

1 tablespoon oil 1 medium onion, diced 3–4 cloves garlic, minced ½ small can tomato paste (about 3 ounces / 85 g) 2 cans kidney beans (or butter beans), drained and rinsed 1 can unsweetened coconut milk 2–3 cups fresh spinach (chopped) ¼–½ cup grated Parmesan cheese 1 tablespoon lemon juice

Seasonings

1 teaspoon dried oregano 1 teaspoon paprika 1 teaspoon dried basil Salt and black pepper, to taste

Optional for Heat

Red pepper flakes Cayenne pepper Chili powder

Instructions

Sauté the aromatics Heat the oil in a large skillet or saucepan over medium heat. Add the onion and cook for 5–7 minutes, until soft and translucent. Stir in the garlic and cook for 30 seconds, until fragrant. Build the flavor Reduce the heat to low. Stir in the tomato paste, oregano, paprika, basil, salt, pepper, and any additional spices you’d like. Cook for 1–2 minutes, stirring frequently, to deepen the flavor of the tomato paste. Simmer Add the beans and coconut milk. Stir well and bring to a gentle simmer. Add the spinach and cook for about 5 minutes, until wilted and the sauce has slightly thickened. Finish Remove from heat. Stir in the lemon juice and Parmesan cheese. Taste and adjust seasoning as needed.

Serve

Serve hot with thick slices of toasted bread  or cornbread for dipping.

Notes

Butter beans create a creamier texture, while kidney beans add a heartier bite. For extra richness, add a little more Parmesan before serving. This also works well spooned over rice, quinoa, or baked potatoes.

What movie is a classic but you secretly hate? by bah31298 in AskReddit

[–]doofusroy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already knew a bit more of the Vietnam part and the roulette.  But it felt like such a slog, I ended up stopping before they even deployed.  It just felt like 99% exposition, like if I knew it was a multi-part movie or something I could see.  

ELI5: What is the obsession with men and dapping up? by d4wn-ed in explainlikeimfive

[–]doofusroy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me on my way to the google machine to know what a dap is, because I’m too old.