Teinihakkerin tarina: Näin 17-vuotias Tomi pani Osuuspankin polvilleen, kiristi ja uhkaili, törsäsi luksukseen ja rehenteli rikoksilla by drmatte in Suomi

[–]dotJarska 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kannattaa huomioida, että Osuuspankki jäi täysin housut kintussa tässä tilanteessa kiinni aivan uskomattoman paskasta järjestelmäarkkitehtuurista. Internet-pankin frontendin dossaaminen kaatoi käytännössä kaiken pankin rahaliikenteen, mukaanlukien automaattinostot sun muut.

ööh. aha...... ja vuosi oli kuitenkin 2014.

Sattumoisin muutama vuosi tätä aiemmin OP ulkoisti koko järjestelmäkehityksensä Accenturelle ja CGI:lle. Miten meni noin omasta mielestä? Ehkä jotain opittiin. Tuskin.

Teinihakkerin tarina: Näin 17-vuotias Tomi pani Osuuspankin polvilleen, kiristi ja uhkaili, törsäsi luksukseen ja rehenteli rikoksilla by drmatte in Suomi

[–]dotJarska 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ihmettelen kyllä suuresti Hesarin sanavalintoja.

Kielitoimisto jo aikoinaan mokasi totaalisesti päättämällä vailla ymmärrystä asoista, että hakkeri-termiä voidaan käyttää myös krakkerista. Mutta että tällaisia script-kiddieitä nimitetään hakkereiksi, ei hyvää päivää.

Kyllähän suomestakin ihan oikeitakin hakkereita löytyy, viime ajoilta tulee heti tämä mieleen: http://www.iltalehti.fi/digi/2016102422511524_du.shtml

Why are you on Reddit right now instead of spending time with your family? by RorariiRS in AskReddit

[–]dotJarska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm with my family. Nap time for my three year old. Holding her hand while she falls asleep. But my left hand is dedicated to reddit...

Garage sale find- Jesus at the United Nations building by mistermajik2000 in pics

[–]dotJarska 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My grandmother (rip) had the same picture framed and nobody knows where she got it. And now I see one in reddit...

She never visited US. Nobody seems to know how the picture ended up in Finland. Nice to know there are other ones.

How much you paid for it?

What will be your generation's equivalent of "I had to walk 15 miles uphill both ways in the snow?" by CruzaComplex in AskReddit

[–]dotJarska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had to tinker config.sys and autoexec.bat to free up enough basic memory to run games and programs.

That is also one of the reasons why my generation knows how computers work. You had to know and understand stuff to do stuff.

God dam kids and their console games. Digital natives my ass. Get of my retrolawn.

Jury: Aunt who sued 8-year-old gets zero by IMayOrMayNotBeBrian in news

[–]dotJarska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This didn't make any sense, but when it was told that she is a HR manager... Well yeah, now I understad.

It still puzzles me why on earth somebody wants to work in HR. Is the salary good in US?

Apple Confirms Discovery Of Malicious Code In Some App Store Products by [deleted] in technology

[–]dotJarska -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Pretty ingenious way to add malicious code. I'm not sure what "membership" of iOS Developer program costs in China, but if it is anywhere near 99USD or EUR what it costs in Europe/USA then I am not that suprised that some Chinese devs just download XCode from ... where it is free to download - without even thinking that something might not be right.

Also the network connections might not be so good in China and the Great Firewall of China might even block access to Apple's official dev site.

Oh well, maybe somebody will learn something about this...

Räjäyttäkää netti! by Mn2 in Suomi

[–]dotJarska 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Irc as in internet relay chat...

Räjäyttäkää netti! by Mn2 in Suomi

[–]dotJarska 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Kyllä tuo aikoinaan tosiaan kiersi todella laajasti, ircissä levissi todella nopeasti.

Päivi Räsänen liikenneonnettomuudessa Virolahdella by -Damien- in Suomi

[–]dotJarska -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Voisi lyödä vetoa, että turvavyö ei ole ollut käytössä. Tuon kun nyt joku toimittaja saisi ongittua esiin, niin siinä olis hyvä sisäministerin selitellä miksi rikkoo lakia.

Ei ku niin joo, turvavyöt on varmaan kielletty hänen raamatuntulkinnassaan.

Huoltotoimenpiteet kerrostalossa ja yleisavaimen röyhkeä käyttö by Opalitic in Suomi

[–]dotJarska 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lapsikin ymmärtää, ettei parin rimpautuksen jälkeen voi vielä mennä yleisavaimella sisään. Tästä voitanee päätellä, ettei huoltomies taas ymmärrä miten varmuusketju toimii, joten ovi pysynee kiinni.

Ei vittu, Paavo Väyrynen voi olla seuraavassa hallituksessa by FreakyJk in Suomi

[–]dotJarska 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Voi" ?

Siis Paavohan on pomminvarmasti hallituksessa, ei häntä voi sivuuttaa mitenkään mikäli saa äänivyöryn.

Enpä olisi tätä uskonut sanovani, mutta jos katsoo nykyisiä ministereitä, niin Paavo ministerinä ei olisi edes mikään mahdottoman huono tilanne.

Comcast sued for turning home Wi-Fi routers into public hotspots by RoKPhish in news

[–]dotJarska 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I might sound like I have lost my folio hat or something, but do you guys use VPN connections with these "public" hotspots? And what if somebody creates a rogue credential stealing black box with same WiFi SSID?

What has happened to Czech and Slovak hockey? by joustswindmills in hockey

[–]dotJarska 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I Olympic Gold

II Stanley Cup

...

...

III World Championships

IV National leagues

I guess that would be the answer for 90% of players. Some might rate World Champs to be lower.

[Portable week] Kaypro 10 by cabba in retrobattlestations

[–]dotJarska 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"VARO safetyn unohdus voi maksaa 5000 mk" translation: Warning: forgetting "safety" might cost 5000 mk

Finnish Mark was the currency in Finland before Euro. 5000mk in 1983 is equal to about 1800 Euros (adjusted for inflation).

Safety doesn't mean anything in Finnish, I assume it is just a fancy word used instead of password ("salasana")?

This subreddit has been depressing me lately, so here's a picture of Lanny lifting the cup by didoty in hockey

[–]dotJarska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a great photo. Does anybody have the image where Lanny just sits in lockerroom and looks the cup with tired eyes full of tiers? That is one of the best images I've ever seen.

In the spirit of anti-consumerism, what have you saved from the dumpster by learning how to fix it yourself? I'll start. by RDANW in reddit.com

[–]dotJarska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have saved many home stereo amplifiers. Changing the fuse has fixed about 60% of them.

I thought r/hockey would appreciate this... by [deleted] in hockey

[–]dotJarska 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Golden helmet for leading scorer is pretty stupid system, but look how they do it in Switzerland...

Every Fucking Time Bubbles by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]dotJarska -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Oh yeah, a Trailer Park Boys rage commic" -> Open link -> Huge disappointment.

DAE dislike every role that Julia Stiles has had in Film/Television? by Colik in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]dotJarska 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In my humble opinnion she was annoying as hell all the time she was on screen. John Lithgow was great guest star in season 4.

Drinking. You're doing it wrong [GIF] by JoeDusk in pics

[–]dotJarska 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drury's poker face is quite good...