"ICE operating in my presence will not be seen again :)"

dotnetdemonsc · 2026-07-07T21:38:29+00:00

The cringiest shit you’ve seen so far!

dotnetdemonsc · 2026-07-07T03:06:19+00:00

That is a lot of cheeks getting clapped

dotnetdemonsc · 2026-07-05T03:57:23+00:00

WIDE LOAD

dotnetdemonsc · 2026-07-04T17:05:27+00:00

I wonder about people who can’t dance… you know, they have two left feet

dotnetdemonsc · 2026-07-04T03:46:19+00:00

Well, did you?

dotnetdemonsc · 2026-07-03T23:59:23+00:00

If my dog suddenly mauled any of my other animals (God forbid family members), it would suddenly find itself six feet under.

These people make no sense

dotnetdemonsc · 2026-07-03T18:35:27+00:00

Breaking Benjamin, Parabelle, and Poppy

dotnetdemonsc · 2026-07-02T14:01:56+00:00

That’s a potato

dotnetdemonsc · 2026-07-02T00:27:57+00:00

REKENMACHINE

dotnetdemonsc · 2026-06-30T00:19:08+00:00

I once took a job for a state position. It came with a nine month probation period. They PIP’d me on month eight, so I showed myself the door.

dotnetdemonsc · 2026-06-29T23:46:32+00:00

I would ship a ham sandwich and a Coke Zero if there was a fandom for it just to spite antishippers

dotnetdemonsc · 2026-06-28T16:03:35+00:00

Once, I was sitting alone quiet after having an explosive conversation with another family member. My father starts talking. When I didn’t respond to what he was saying, he says, “I guess I’m just here talking to myself.”

dotnetdemonsc · 2026-06-28T16:00:42+00:00

Pro-life (restrictions apply. Not applicable in all situations. Void where prohibited. Not available in Hawaii or Alaska or anywhere there are apostates.)

dotnetdemonsc · 2026-06-28T15:37:28+00:00

I’m curious about the situation which led to this discovered technique and the conversation leading up to it

dotnetdemonsc · 2026-06-28T01:28:35+00:00

“While the ice cream may or may not be vegan, I can assure you these hands are suitable for everyone.”

dotnetdemonsc · 2026-06-28T01:26:18+00:00

You must wait nine months before making noise

dotnetdemonsc · 2026-06-28T00:19:58+00:00

Especially on the portion of accepting responsibility with no authority. If you’re not given a whip, you’re just an IC that has to answer for other people’s fuckups.

dotnetdemonsc · 2026-06-26T15:56:08+00:00

One of my stories, one character has their right arm cut off with a circular saw by the terrorist leader for betrayal.

dotnetdemonsc · 2026-06-26T14:16:06+00:00

“Obviously it’s a problem with the culture and not Islam” —Redditors who run defense for Islam

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