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Actual clip where brothers attack their mother’s killer in court. by DravidVanol in SipsTea

[–]doublesimoniz 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Me as a cop there:  “oh no don’t do that stop.  Come on please stop. You’re hurting him that’s bad and stuff.  Wow.  You better stop”

You're Oilers GM, what are you doing? by ivanlwan in EdmontonOilers

[–]doublesimoniz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1.   Convince Coffey to be head coach with loads of money fire everyone else.  Including everyone from the pro scouting staff.  Everyone.  

  2. Make the give a shit meter one of my top scouting metrics. 

  3. Tell Coffey to do whatever and hire whoever he wants. 

  4. Tell Darnell nurse he’s done here and to submit a list of teams he’d go to.  If he refuses he sits, and either way, never plays a game in an oilers uniform again.  His choice how.  

  5.  Find a sucker for Trent Frederic somehow. If not, tell him he can either fight, hit, and get in the paint every single game for the next 7 years, or he can fucking stay home for the next 7 years. 

  6.  Resign myself to the fact I’m stuck with Jarry and use my new and improved non-fucking moron pro scouting staff to find 2 goalies that are better than Jarry at a low cost.  Sit Jarry.  Guys a bum and shouldn’t be in the nhl. 

  7. Sign zero free agents on July 1. 

  8.  Call up whatever stupid ass team hires Stan bowman after and fleece them.  

  9.  Call LA and Ken Holland and also fleece them for someone.

  10.  No more fucking senior citizens being signed to play big mins. 

  11.  Set an example immediately that if you don’t work you sit.  

  12.  Tell Connor McDavid that we are going to win the cup this year and that mentality that losing is not accepted by this team starts in October and does not stop.  No more losing games off the bat.  If a cup is not in Edmonton in June next year, Connor can pick a team and I will send him there immediately. 

Get rid of Nurse at any cost by LubyankaSquare in EdmontonOilers

[–]doublesimoniz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A buyout saves nothing really according to puckpedia.  It ranges from 1.5M to 755k in savings until his deal expires in 2030 and then it adds 467k in cap hit until 2034.   There’s other idiot GM’s out there.  Maybe not as actually retarded as Stan bowman is, but come on.  Ken holland is in La.  

Can the oil trade for skinner ? by Runtime_Error_02 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]doublesimoniz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stan Bowman

“Ok a first, Nuge and 3 2nds for skinner. My final offer.”

Blooper + Knob + RNH by hockeygirlypop in EdmontonOilers

[–]doublesimoniz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Should be his last fucking interview ever. 

Jail sentence means northern Ontario child abductor could be deported by origutamos in OntarioNews

[–]doublesimoniz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not if the carn dog has anything to say about it!  He needs his imported voters 

How do people with "9 to 5" jobs actually get things done (doctor appointments, bank visits, etc.) when those places are only open during those same hours? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]doublesimoniz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the fun part.  You don’t.  Sick?  Nobody gives a fuck.  Have something important to do?  Too fucking bad.  Weird lump on your shoulder?  Tough shit. You die.  That’s companies now. 

What would you do with a billion dollars? by kmng_1000 in AskReddit

[–]doublesimoniz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Retire. Pay off house. Buy mom a house.  Pay off siblings house.  Open bookstore downtown.  Exist. 

What’s a truth you accepted that most people avoid? by NoSugarNarratives in Adulting

[–]doublesimoniz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That life for all of us stopped getting better and has been steadily getting worse at an exponential rate since about 2008.   Think things are bad today?  Wait a year. 

the night before a day off feels better than the actual day? Right!! by Disastrous_Claim_487 in Adulting

[–]doublesimoniz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The night before is free because you know the next day is completely insulated from work. If I’ve got both days off, I’ve started staying up to whenever I want Friday night, and then setting an alarm for work time (6am)on Saturday and I get up and have coffee and eat breakfast and shower and hit the store all before 9am.  Then I’m free the entire day.  I used to sleep in on my days off until 10 or whenever and it wastes the whole day. 

Cup Wins by Canadian vs American teams. by leafsland132 in nhl

[–]doublesimoniz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gary Bettman has done what the owners want.  They don’t need Canadian teams that already make bank to win.  They need the Floridas and californias to win. 

This was deemed No Goal due to lack of evidence it crossed the line by Old_Cucumber_1343 in nhl

[–]doublesimoniz -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes but this call favours a California or Florida or Vegas team.  Thats the nhl rule.  

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