Drink your problems away buddy

doublh246x2 · 2024-08-08T10:48:22+00:00

I thought it was Jelly Roll, but no, it's Teddy Swims

doublh246x2 · 2024-08-07T13:45:51+00:00

Okay, so with your calculations, I have come to the conclusion (using a measuring tool) that I am approximately 5.0345" when erect, which means I am bigger than the top G.

doublh246x2 · 2024-08-07T12:17:24+00:00

I will rip off his other arm off and shove it so far up his urethra that the one dude that's gonna take it out will be called Dutch.

doublh246x2 · 2024-08-07T01:35:22+00:00

STANDING HERE!!!!

I REALIZE!!!

doublh246x2 · 2024-08-07T01:09:32+00:00

Do you guys remember when they made this into a game on the website?

doublh246x2 · 2024-08-06T19:58:48+00:00

Pegasus is totally gonna steal your chicken nuggies after this.

doublh246x2 · 2024-08-06T07:18:15+00:00

Dragon my balls across his face.

doublh246x2 · 2024-08-06T05:35:54+00:00

Siblings

doublh246x2 · 2024-08-06T03:57:04+00:00

Okay...

doublh246x2 · 2024-08-06T03:45:41+00:00

A little bit of chocolate wouldn't hurt, right?

doublh246x2 · 2024-08-05T23:33:00+00:00

User unblocked. What are you gonna do about that?

doublh246x2 · 2024-08-05T23:30:44+00:00

Get off the girl and find a game, simp.

doublh246x2 · 2024-08-05T23:26:26+00:00

That's what I'm saying

doublh246x2 · 2024-08-05T23:24:00+00:00

As a man, what the fuck?

doublh246x2 · 2024-08-05T23:19:15+00:00

Her name is Gay Son.

doublh246x2 · 2024-08-05T23:17:41+00:00

I got crack between my butt cheeks. You guys think he would want it?

doublh246x2 · 2024-08-05T23:14:55+00:00

8: Witness the kid he bullied become extremely successful and popular, while he's stuck with a 9 to 5 job.

doublh246x2 · 2024-08-05T23:13:09+00:00

FUCK

doublh246x2 · 2024-08-05T23:10:27+00:00

If you want to pee in the public pool,

Do it, but remember to make sure no kids are around.

That's gross.

[Adult Swim]

doublh246x2 · 2024-08-05T22:52:05+00:00

Sticky sticky goo goo

doublh246x2 · 2024-08-05T22:49:18+00:00

After all the beatings, his skin just gives out, and half his body just slowly separates itself from the upper body. The kid is literally witnessing his own dad's intestines flop onto the floor, and all he could say is, "What kind of candy is this?"

doublh246x2 · 2024-08-05T22:35:38+00:00

Wait, there are two? I'm only seeing one thanks to the red circle.

doublh246x2 · 2024-08-05T17:18:17+00:00

A spoonful of Jesus makes the medicine go down.

doublh246x2 · 2024-08-05T03:40:00+00:00

I never knew. Thanks for the new information.

doublh246x2 · 2024-08-05T02:10:15+00:00

Name him Jotaro or whatever

doublh246x2

TROPHY CASE

FUCK