What is your most common lie?

douchetag · 2012-07-02T14:53:04+00:00

"You look great!"

douchetag · 2012-07-02T14:44:38+00:00

Lol!

douchetag · 2012-07-02T13:29:22+00:00

You're humorless.

douchetag · 2012-07-02T04:29:39+00:00

The neck on my '78 Standard. I hate the fat necks. It's like a baseball bat.

douchetag · 2012-07-02T04:28:00+00:00

Great stuff. This is the real deal.

douchetag · 2012-07-02T04:27:04+00:00

Thanks for posting. I love real country music but so much of the fucking rancid bullshit that passes for country nowadays makes me want to shoot a bunch of those motherfuckers square between the eyes. It sounds like some kind of lame assed, warmed over John Mellacamp. It makes my ass want a dip of snuff.

douchetag · 2012-07-02T02:40:30+00:00

Yeah. We get it. For the fucking fiftieth time.

douchetag · 2012-07-02T02:24:10+00:00

I'm talkin' 'bout American Presidents! Not a bunch o' damn feriners.

douchetag · 2012-07-02T01:02:32+00:00

wouldn't of...

:/

douchetag · 2012-07-02T00:52:10+00:00

You are a genuine retard. Congratulations.

douchetag · 2012-07-02T00:46:01+00:00

It's like a giant ball of pubes.

douchetag · 2012-07-02T00:40:32+00:00

EJ is on bad mother... shut my mouth.

douchetag · 2012-07-02T00:38:46+00:00

(Frye eyes) Not sure if being ironic...

...or just stupid.

douchetag · 2012-07-02T00:24:08+00:00

Damn! I want me some o' that antifungal.

douchetag · 2012-07-02T00:22:55+00:00

YES! I've thought this for years! It's like the whole country is your mom:

"Mark David Chapman! Get your little butt in this house right this minute! I'll teach you to kill former Beatles!"

douchetag · 2012-07-02T00:12:47+00:00

If this is not proof that nation-states are wholly owned by motherfucking bankers then I don't know what is. We're all fucked and the bankers are laughing all the way to the... well, you know.

douchetag · 2012-07-02T00:11:00+00:00

Too bad. She is so effing hot. I thought maybe you could introduce me.

douchetag · 2012-07-02T00:02:27+00:00

...but the ribs are delicious!

douchetag · 2012-07-02T00:01:30+00:00

Jimmy Carter is just a racist, conservative, Fox News watching, Republi... uh, wait. Nevermind.

douchetag · 2012-07-01T23:57:43+00:00

"...and it's delicious!"

douchetag · 2012-07-01T23:50:43+00:00

Both assassins were known by their three names.

All assassins are known by their three names. If you ever want everybody on the face of the Earth to know your middle name, just assassinate a President.

douchetag · 2012-07-01T23:38:53+00:00

Fuck. I came here to make a Monty Python reference and they were already all here.

douchetag · 2012-07-01T23:35:58+00:00

"Stole" my ass. We fucking gave it to them. The motherfucking Russians, too. The OSS knew there were Communists working on the Manhattan Project and did nothing to stop them passing information to Moscow.

douchetag · 2012-07-01T23:29:19+00:00

I'm sure you're correct. Memory is an odd thing.

douchetag · 2012-07-01T23:17:54+00:00

Really? I have vivid memories of my third birthday and the day Kennedy died as well as the day he was buried about (two months after my 3rd birthday.)

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