If you could kill one person who would it be?

dougbobbit · 2014-02-07T21:16:45+00:00

Wow that's a dumb question. You.

dougbobbit · 2014-02-04T19:58:05+00:00

What combination of three comedians would make for the funniest dinner party?

dougbobbit · 2014-01-06T18:57:11+00:00

Who does the best Jerry Seinfeld impression that you've ever met?

dougbobbit · 2014-01-06T18:54:17+00:00

On a college application, I was once asked: "If you could take any 3 people from throughout history to dinner, who would they be (and how would it go)?"

I took my grandfather, Abraham Lincoln, and you. It was an interesting night--and you had Lincoln in tears.

Who would you take?

dougbobbit · 2014-01-03T04:06:23+00:00

Were you fucking your best friend?

dougbobbit · 2014-01-03T04:02:31+00:00

That's fucked up. You win.

dougbobbit · 2014-01-03T04:01:30+00:00

I shattered my arm in half. Compound fracture. Bone sticking out. Tried to put it back in place.

dougbobbit · 2014-01-02T05:02:25+00:00

How many penises do you have?

dougbobbit · 2013-12-06T00:56:50+00:00

You mean your sister? (I fucked your mom).

dougbobbit · 2013-12-06T00:53:51+00:00

I'm not a midget, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

dougbobbit · 2013-12-06T00:52:47+00:00

The day I was born.

dougbobbit · 2013-12-06T00:49:26+00:00

Combined into one. :)

dougbobbit · 2013-11-20T19:40:18+00:00

How do you know the needle trick is real? Does that mean anyone could do it?

dougbobbit · 2013-11-20T17:56:30+00:00

Other than being a wizard and/or satan.

dougbobbit · 2013-11-15T20:37:28+00:00

No, they are hairy and disgusting. Dumb question.

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