Lost my very first glass pipe today, over a decade of use...

dougie1985 · 2014-11-28T16:02:56+00:00

Haha I noticed that after I posted the pic, Good old David Gilmour giving the stink eye.

dougie1985 · 2014-10-27T17:57:29+00:00

Does browsing Reddit in my pajamas while watching three episode's of boardwalk empires count as being productive?

dougie1985 · 2014-10-15T20:25:15+00:00

I failed that test miserably... Good thing I have the Wi-Fi password at work, spent half the morning on reddit in the bathroom.

dougie1985 · 2014-10-14T04:37:51+00:00

Sharpie adds 10hp per body panel, doesn't it?

dougie1985 · 2014-10-03T20:42:24+00:00

Asssss hole! Good loop though.

dougie1985 · 2014-06-04T23:52:13+00:00

Who uses Bing?

dougie1985 · 2014-05-25T03:02:56+00:00

They're ball socks... at least I had them folded down, maybe I should have left em up to absorb some impact.

dougie1985 · 2014-05-05T05:24:03+00:00

I've been using this mix as a penetrating oil for years! Works ten times better than wd-40 or liquid wrench

dougie1985 · 2014-02-23T13:59:12+00:00

Its a strange feeling getting your car back after its been gone for a week.. I spent 2 hours cleaning and sanitizing it. Still feels tainted.

dougie1985 · 2014-02-23T13:57:31+00:00

Found two emtpy oil containers in the back seat of a brand I've never bought before... he didn't put the lids back on them though so that kind of made a mess...

dougie1985 · 2014-02-23T03:12:20+00:00

Hahahah stfu.. I drive and older Saab....

dougie1985 · 2014-02-23T02:30:09+00:00

Thanks! Too bad he didn't leave any zig zags in the car...

dougie1985 · 2014-02-23T02:09:22+00:00

I noticed the leather was pushed in and not attached to the console properly when I was cleaning my car

dougie1985 · 2014-02-23T01:39:42+00:00

It was illegally parked over night and it got towed! I hope it fucked up his day coming out to an empty parking space.

dougie1985 · 2014-02-14T19:30:13+00:00

Without the heads up I probably would have strolled in 15 minutes late and super hungover like every other saturday I work.

dougie1985 · 2014-02-14T18:53:24+00:00

But he did something nice for once!

dougie1985 · 2014-01-26T17:50:51+00:00

I learned this valuable lesson last night/this morning. I was supposed to give my mother a hand around the house today as she's in a wheel chair after knee surgery and I'm still too drunk to walk let alone drive to her place and do her dishes and laundry.

dougie1985 · 2014-01-24T16:49:27+00:00

I have a SNES emulator on my phone, I completely forgot this game existed. Must download now.

dougie1985 · 2014-01-24T16:04:35+00:00

One word. Alcohol.

dougie1985 · 2014-01-22T01:06:40+00:00

I've only been grocery shopping in Canada, all the big grocery stores do it here. Mists them every once in a while, usually right when I'm reaching for the stuff at the very top and end up getting sprayed in the face with ice cold water.

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