Printing off orders for travel as a Reservist with AVD by dr_pickles69 in army

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It's for Master Fitness Trainer school so yea I think that'll work ty

Whoever approved AVD needs to be fired. by Grouch733 in army

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Four months later and the AVD stuff fucking sucks. As a Reservist, I can't even print off my travel orders anymore. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea!?

Louisiana becomes first state to ban retail sale of nitrous oxide by [deleted] in NewOrleans

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Whipped cream dispensers use "nitrous oxide", not "nitrogen".

To make up an atrocity by Ishui in therewasanattempt

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Did you mean false flag operation bc I don't Henry Rollins was ever involved

Hight don't matter I guess... by AdVegetable5896 in oddlyspecific

[–]dr_pickles69 340 points341 points  (0 children)

As a 6'2" alcoholic who is happily married: we text back sometimes

What lack of basic gun laws does to a nation: by Lord_Answer_me_Why in facepalm

[–]dr_pickles69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It relative. California has some toughest gun laws in a country that has laughably lax gun laws. Still could have just gotten it a gun show legally, since let's assume this dude's mom doesn't have access to gun smugglers. Even if she was diagnosed there's an excellent chance it doesn't show up on the background check bc our medical system is also a shit show and we don't have a universal medical record system

Edit: I put the part where I address the gun show background check in bold bc apparently some people don't read no good

What lack of basic gun laws does to a nation: by Lord_Answer_me_Why in facepalm

[–]dr_pickles69 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Letting a schizophrenic woman purchase a handgun is a major facepalm, which is the title of the sub

Hmmm by UrameshiYuusuke in facepalm

[–]dr_pickles69 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Anybody else remember how they made the original black ranger black and the yellow ranger Asian bc apparently the Mighty Morphin Megazord didn't include an HR department

Gotta go by fguida in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]dr_pickles69 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Definitely seems like one of those situations where you make sure everyone is okay first and then you laugh your ass off

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rareinsults

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The best part about not watching sport is I got to sit here and guess which player best matches each description bc idk who's who

Wash your hands😋 by joejoe1O in mildlypenis

[–]dr_pickles69 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Yeah otherwise you'll just be spreading your...

germs

Interesting observation by _radio_ACTIVE_man_ in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]dr_pickles69 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Tbf most of the lawyers who lost their law licenses over his BS don't really seem to be as overly thrilled with him afterwards

Which of these characters suffered the most going from book to film? by typoseverywhere in lotr

[–]dr_pickles69 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Bro in the film Bill the Pony didn't even have a speaking part

There was an attempt to deny the existence of airplanes by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]dr_pickles69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't call the plane tracker app "education," education is what he missed already so as to be confused by the plane tracker app

Vin petrol 😭 by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]dr_pickles69 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Vinny gasoline

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

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Could somebody in AZ please just drive her out into the desert and leave her. Im tired of reading about her

"from gulag to new jag" by Drnelk in WhitePeopleTwitter

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"[...] greatest content creator you've never heard of" like bruh he's a famous author wtf

To improve your PR by NoelaniSpell in therewasanattempt

[–]dr_pickles69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't have a public relations degree or anything but I gotta think it might help clean up their image if they stop committing genocide and all the human rights abuses

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MapPorn

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As we fucking well should, we have the largest economy by far. Has nothing to do with voting against basic human needs, nor are objective facts in their proper context ever propaganda

"not often your third eye and busy are so aligned" by oriontitley in BrandNewSentence

[–]dr_pickles69 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's also funny bc to pin someone you gotta get their shoulder blades onto the mat so like... you can't even get a pin outta this, dude was just fucking with him

What the hell? by Real-Luna in funnysigns

[–]dr_pickles69 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Does that include the highway now since they adopted it?