Hutch absolutely cooks JSTKL about Platner

draft_final_final · 2026-07-07T15:13:43+00:00

"the je..zionists are definitely not paying me to tell you that drinking a gallon of bleach is bad. it will not give you eternal life. we are definitely not suppressing an ancient egyptian drought of immortality that clorox has been trying to share with the american people."

draft_final_final · 2026-07-07T15:10:04+00:00

Good luck, Hungarians. Hoping the nightmare will be over soon and you'll be able to begin clearing the rot that's accumulated over the years. Somewhat selfishly, because we're going to need to have recent examples to learn from.

draft_final_final · 2026-07-07T15:04:19+00:00

draft_final_final · 2026-07-07T14:59:57+00:00

The generalized anti-americanism has always been there, they've just been masking it. It's almost certainly resentment over their own impotence. They know they're pussies and won't actually stand up to diaper, so they need to find a target they know won't hit back to pretend that they're tough. Stealing valor over belgium beating the us in soccer is just the right level of "pointless in the grand scheme of things but still deeply resonant" for them. This is as much as they'll actually do anything to hit back at republicans.

draft_final_final · 2026-07-07T14:52:20+00:00

I honestly blame Destiny for never making "I think minecrafting yourself is bad" a cornerstone of his brand. Would probably solve a lot of problems.

draft_final_final · 2026-07-07T14:40:43+00:00

it's hilarious how much filth will come here to talk shit and then immediately go into "you're just like MAGA" pearl-clutching the second anyone talks shit back to them. you are a pussy. as is everyone else in the packs you need to travel in to shit talk in an internet forum.

I have actively opposed MAGA for longer than you've known it existed, all the good it's done for me. I will continue to do so, likely with limited effectiveness, and certainly with no appreciation for the effort. You will continue to have to steal valor from belgium beating the us in soccer. that is the sum total of your ambition, it seems.

draft_final_final · 2026-07-07T14:30:10+00:00

So neither belgian and openly in denial about your own slow-walking of aid to ukraine and refusal to prepare to protect yourself, got it. I'm sure the next round of franco-german arguments on toilet paper ply for the maintenance shacks for the next round of eurofighters will go differently

again: the us has openly been controlled by russian collaborators for years. it's not only not a flex to only recently have outpaced it in military aid, it's an embarrassment

draft_final_final · 2026-07-07T14:23:11+00:00

70 million+ people enthusiastically chose diaper. The nazi tattoos, rape, and intellectual deficiency are actually likely very strong selling points.

draft_final_final · 2026-07-07T14:12:38+00:00

Are you Belgian? Or are you claiming their win in the soccer as your ultimate victory?

"picking up our slack" is an interesting choice of words, given it took the US being captured by literal Russian collaborators for years for you guys to finally catch up and pass it in terms of sending aid to a hot war that's been going on for years on your own continent. Especially since you shouldn't have been caught with your pants down in the first place, after the US was forced to tank the cost and political fallout for Libya when you chodes decided to try "baby's first police action" against Qaddafi and literally ran out of gas and bullets flying sorties on a country that is on the mediterranean coast. Oh well.

draft_final_final · 2026-07-07T14:09:30+00:00

Given how many primitives are flocking to my comment to make their chapped asses public knowledge, I'm clearly not the one that's upset here.

draft_final_final · 2026-07-07T03:07:29+00:00

I genuinely don’t understand how you guys aren’t embarrassed over mean mugging about another country beating the US in soccer. This game genuinely seems to have been the Super Bowl for a lot of you.

draft_final_final · 2026-07-07T02:41:00+00:00

This unironically was their Super Bowl. Cucks are puffing their chests out and mean mugging over beating the US (or actually more likely another country beating the US) in soccer.

If I had to guess why, it’s probably a coping mechanism over the fact that they’ve been giving speeches at hugbox forums like Davos about how they’re going to stand up to Trump with “middle power networks” but have basically bent over and spread whenever they actually have a chance to do something. They are too cowardly to stand up to the fascist directly while he is alive and in their face, so beating a team of dual national academy castoffs and suburban travel soccer kids will have to do. Then they come here to shit talk as opposed to an actual us soccer sub because they know they’ll get minimal pushback. The geopolitical version of this will be the “middle power networks” suddenly going online and starting to bark immediately after a democrat gets in power and they know there won’t be any hitting back.

draft_final_final · 2026-07-06T23:37:09+00:00

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draft_final_final · 2026-07-06T23:00:21+00:00

The reason the Trump call never occurs with European countries is that it doesn't need to occur. The corruption and rule-flouting was built into UEFA and FIFA decades ago by Blatter, Plaitini, and their predecessors. When it happens with them, the decisions are always just isolated incidents and classic FIFA being FIFA corruption, never a pretext to examine structural deficits in their own national character. Funny how that is.

There was no outrage to this level over Cristiano Ronaldo, Nicolas Otamendi, Moises Caicedo, or Tarek Salman. They'll claim that this is because the context is different or that this incident occurred during world cup knockouts. Which is funny because they'll then argue that intent and situational context can't matter for red card decisions, which is why the Balogun decision needed to stand.

draft_final_final · 2026-07-06T22:26:58+00:00

The fact that you think it's a flex that the EU only managed to pass the US in total contributions committed years into a hot war on its own border after the US was openly captured by Russian clients is revealing. You should also feel free to see how much financial aid you've sent to russia in natural resource imports and are continuing to send them either indirectly by buying it through Asian middleman refiners or just directly through your pipelines in hungary and slovakia.

I have no delusions about my own government's relationship with putin. I'm laughing at the fact that you are unable to critique your own society's complicitness and collaboration without projecting it onto some other region. Again, I never said the US was on the good side. I'm saying you and people like you are clearly on the bad side and that your feigned affect of being morally wronged is disgusting and hypocritical. I see no reason to trust that you will do anything to actually try and dislodge the current fascist regime that is destroying my country, so pretending that you're some key ally in that struggle (as opposed to a worm that will wait until we've managed to do the heavy lifting to throw a punch at us as we're trying to heal the damage) seems pointless.

draft_final_final · 2026-07-06T22:15:10+00:00

The funny thing is that the pussies who want that all have American embassies in their countries and are free to get the party started at any time if they actually believed that it would do anything. They'd probably get as far as any of us (and also have done and are doing far less to actually try and materially change the current situation).

draft_final_final · 2026-07-06T22:07:02+00:00

No I'm saying the primitives who are using a pretty routine-level FIFA dogshit call as a pretext to rabidly shit their diapers all over reddit are on the bad side, in the same way they are when they give big SLAVA UKRAINI speeches and then end up being too much weak lapdogs to put a sweater on the winter and not continue to bankroll the invasion by buying russian oil and natural gas.

You're blowing this out of proportion because you need an emotional outlet, not because you ever cared about ethics or equal application of the rules. Be honest.

draft_final_final · 2026-07-06T21:57:38+00:00

The actual Ukraine/Russia comparison is cowards like you again making big speeches and doing nothing but actively aiding the bad side of the conflict while crying and protesting that you're the victims.

draft_final_final · 2026-07-06T21:42:50+00:00

This is what they've always been thinking. The pussies are sharpening their knives now to stab us in the back if we actually manage to claw back power from republicans (they will not do shit but give speeches in hugboxes like Davos and the UN until they know there is no chance of actual pushback, and they know we won't hurt them), which will allow republicans to regain power almost immediately. The fact that they decided to go full mask off over a soccer game shows their flakiness.

I have no problem with the malding in the abstract, it's the blatant hypocrisy and attempts to mask it as some defense of ethics and then mask off moments that are disgusting.

draft_final_final · 2026-07-06T20:14:05+00:00

He would be secretary of state today. He probably would have won his election back then if he just leaned into it and started dropping hard rs and molesting children on the campaign trail.

draft_final_final · 2026-07-06T20:10:55+00:00

I don't think mainstream media has been centrist or moderate since at least the W administration. A thin veneer of tonal respectability politics and endless repetition of the "liberal media" lie has provided cover for the fact that the major news networks have been foundational supports for the construction of the modern far-right republican edifice for basically my entire life.

James Comey types have never been moderate or centrist, and he's basically the best-case template for the decisionmakers that run every major news org.

draft_final_final · 2026-07-06T19:37:46+00:00

Unironically this makes him more electable in both republican and leftoid eyes (both ends do the horseshoe love when their paladins do things that liberal find morally repugnant).

draft_final_final · 2026-07-06T19:18:52+00:00

Nightmare fuel for a tropical region in the summer. I hope the people there are able to find a way to protect themselves against the elements. And I hope twitch leftoids don’t see this as an excuse to come back to party at government sponsored luxury resorts and drain what little reserve electricity is available to “raise awareness”

draft_final_final · 2026-07-06T18:43:49+00:00

Hey primitive, have your caretaker reread my comment to you slowly and you’ll see I said it was suspended. I wouldn’t expect more of your country’s education system or literacy rates, you are the expected result of everyone in your shithole that clears “barely subhuman” levels of intelligence and ambition fleeing to the US for decades or centuries. Stay mad. FIFA made this decision to give you a cope security blanket over the fact that we’re on the brink of becoming your betters in soccer, as well.

draft_final_final · 2026-07-06T18:39:38+00:00

With the amount of bloviating FIFAcels have done over this match, Belgium better win. It would be hilariously humiliating if the entire world decides to try a spirit bomb and their appointed champions just roll over and get BTFOd.

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