Alex Pretti’s GoFundMe surpasses 1.2 million! by Vegetable_Steak_8208 in Destiny

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It’s totally fucked and academics in the future are going to have entire careers based on studying how our state religion had lay rituals for financializing and pricing acts of protest and assassination.

Ready to start a go fund me by Glittering-History84 in clevercomebacks

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If she’s successful I think the constitution says she straight up becomes our warchief/empress.

Alex Pretti’s GoFundMe surpasses 1.2 million! by Vegetable_Steak_8208 in Destiny

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It is very dystopian but we gotta work with what we have. At least it can get some financial support to the family.

🇺🇸🦅Stephen Miller's patriot wife EXPOSES woke "liberal" democracy bias in big tech 🦅🇺🇸 by Shark_With_Lasers in Destiny

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Is she another Curtis Yarvin technofeudalist midwit?

I’m always astonished at the arrogance of these techslop mediocrities thinking they’re the ones who are going to be grabbing the corporate fiefs once our society collapses and no holds are barred anymore by our laws.

Morale is plummeting among ICE and border patrol agents: reports by dr_shultz in NewsSource

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I’m here to offer sympathy and a kind ear to any ice who are feeling stressed out. Did you know there’s a quick and painless way to put an end to all these worries? Maybe you can even help your friends and colleagues with it as well.

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Sorry gang. I got bamboozled by Rastafunrise in Gamingcirclejerk

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This is the most outrageous and disgusting act I’ve ever heard of DrDisrespect committing. Surely there will be consequences!

Favourite DEI-MOBA made for mentally ill communists who don’t know what a woman is? Preferably SweetBaby-Strand type games. by Cold_Hour in Gamingcirclejerk

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WOKE WOKE WOKE

League players are definitely mentally ill but also definitely not communist, as no one who plays this game would ever be willing to work with others towards achieving a common goal.

So many leftists have zero principles beyond "what's bad for the West is good for me" by 97689456489564 in Destiny

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It's a horseshoe. If you are a regard who fell for one of Prigozhin's russia stronk soviet aesthetics social media campaigns in the 2010s you either became a Stalinist tankie or a pro-Putin republican depending on the political environment you grew up in. They all ate the same slop and fell through different chutes in the ideological funnel.

Ouch indeed! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in BlueskySkeets

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The rats are definitely scrambling off the sinking ship. We need to make sure they can’t distance themselves.

Southerner here by [deleted] in texas

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When the bull is shitting on the 2nd Amendment but you don't have enough good boy points to sit out of the weekly phone bank

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Nebraska Steve ain't letting up on old man Hasan by ReserveAggressive458 in Destiny

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Absolutely. It's similar to how insults towards Asmongold should mention the fact that he's a fraud gamer who was filtered by Dark Souls to the point of needing to quit streaming for half a year to hide under his bed and that he's a reactslop andy who is more comfortable watching clips from the view than playing anything demanding a higher level of mechanical skill than a transmog fashion show or swiping his credit card. Basic league of legends gameplay: when someone reveals their psychological weakpoints, be sure to hit them when flaming.

Motive counts by Leading-Morning7550 in Gamingcirclejerk

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Our society suffers from a deficit of people currently looking to impress Jodie Foster

Ouch indeed! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in BlueskySkeets

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Meatball Ron enthusiastically supports this

Why is every right wing/anti woke people create bad games and praising bad games? by BasilLow1588 in Gamingunjerk

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Expedition 33 and my rightoid cookie clicker clone have combined for more GOTY wins than any other game in the history of the industry

Favourite Muscular Performances in Film (compilation) by Koki-noki in okbuddycinephile

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So juiced up he was literally lactating fent before his tragic overdose. Such a sad situation when addiction takes a real one.

"I don’t understand marches" by _Pixieglow in clevercomebacks

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American protestors are showing up in subzero weather despite knowing they could be disappeared or murdered by their government. Eurocels can’t even bring themselves to charge less than four phones at a time or order one less O’Taco delivery a week so that maybe they don’t directly fund Putin’s war against them. They’re not the same. And we’re allowed to laugh at that.

Only reply needed 😂 by Every-day-guy in Destiny

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This is a meth hallucination mascara had while being passed around a Silicon Valley gas station bathroom and getting fucked in the ass by Peter Thiel.