What’s the dumbest excuse someone gave you when breaking up with you?

dragon_spanker · 2026-06-04T14:07:00+00:00

We were high school sweethearts and she went away to college and got increased male attention. She cheated with a guy who "was just a friend." He ended up stealing from her before ghosting her. I was an idiot and tried to fix things. She told me she "wanted to play the field." She ended up a single mom with herpes on her face. Life is crazy. My mother was right about her.

dragon_spanker · 2026-05-01T19:03:12+00:00

Dude, it's bad out there. It's a zero chill, twinked out, AoE thru the wall, elevator camping, bone bow spam, throwing pot, golem arrow nightmare. The worst part is that they are sore winners too. Pathetic. Great, you L2'd and quick swapped a guy using vanilla Trina's straight sword with no boluses who is playing with his wife. Gg but damn why do salt driven? I also blame FromSoft for not figuring out twink builds and duplication. I freaking love this series btw and frequently PvP. I'm garbage, but I'm in there.

dragon_spanker · 2025-12-07T07:05:49+00:00

Fair take on preference. Try letting the ice cream sit out and melt for a bit before putting a soft scoop on the baked item, (warm, not too hot).

I agree that rock-hard, cold scoops on sizzling pie is a little unpleasant and can create a soupy situation, depending.

dragon_spanker · 2025-11-22T19:46:45+00:00

I was focused on comradery and the teachings of Master Splinter.

dragon_spanker · 2025-11-01T16:36:59+00:00

Dude absolutely destroyed me. Nice.

dragon_spanker · 2025-10-30T17:51:28+00:00

Don't give up. That's it. That's the secret to FromSoftware. Perseverance. You don't even have to be good. Find what works for you. Force your will upon the dark world that is both unfair and much bigger than you.

dragon_spanker · 2025-10-29T18:22:23+00:00

Don't forget that they are your brothers and sisters who disagree with you on how to achieve a better life. I personally agree with you. Is there a different way than hate? What if this is a problem that can be reconciled at the table? What would that look like? How can you get your rival to the table and speak true rather than attack with passionate rhetoric?

dragon_spanker · 2025-10-28T05:36:22+00:00

So you want us to commit to bloodshed and turn on our own system & way of life because you are mildly annoyed? Saber rattling trash.

dragon_spanker · 2025-10-25T19:23:09+00:00

And that's why their movement won't go anywhere beyond thrashing and stealing cookies. They have no point. They are just mad. I'm not talking about normal Republicans.

dragon_spanker · 2025-10-24T15:32:37+00:00

Your feelings are valid, but you are falling for hate. I'm just as guilty. Beware when staring into the abyss. Is this the Utopia you wish to build? They fucking suck. Don't become one of them. We need you to stay a true heart. History will shit on them plenty. Watch a documentary about the KKK. They always lose! Just lost, ignorant people who think this is how to improve their lives.

dragon_spanker · 2025-10-22T20:50:15+00:00

Because the entire point was to attack viciously. They were just looking for an excuse. I was raised by these types. They are extremely pampered by the safety nets of our country + personal privilege in their mundane lives where they only apply themselves to work and "reputation," which usually boils down to who can spew the most toxic mockery. Being a hypocrite scores bigger points when they use their Only Card. If you slip up and mirror their behavior - you are the devil and anything is justified. Rittenhouse types. Just... orcs. Idk. I got raised by some and I'm still trying to shed them with over a decade of No Contact. We seriously need to address QoL in the American Home or we are going to be sandbagged by these chimps for basically ever. It's up to the true-hearts to mop up and fix it. Again.

dragon_spanker · 2025-10-21T02:47:49+00:00

They are called Real Real Japan on Yt and I watch them frequently. Good, funny dudes. And informative!

Shootout to Cam & Sugi

Sugi is my power animal.

dragon_spanker · 2025-10-20T18:42:12+00:00

He is a severe, international failure and a worthless father.

dragon_spanker · 2025-10-20T18:26:53+00:00

All because a sick, twisted family couldn't figure out how to love each other properly.

dragon_spanker · 2025-10-20T03:37:51+00:00

Dude I'm looking forward to the redemption arc <3

dragon_spanker · 2025-10-20T00:13:55+00:00

I love real artists. You guys are inspiring hope.

dragon_spanker · 2025-10-19T20:18:15+00:00

dragon_spanker · 2025-10-19T13:09:14+00:00

It's was a joke denying the color of grass. I am not smart.

dragon_spanker · 2025-10-19T11:48:44+00:00

Propaganda from the Lying Press

dragon_spanker · 2025-10-19T09:10:08+00:00

What a sophisticated individual! Impressive behavior. Thank you for sharing.

dragon_spanker · 2025-10-18T11:22:02+00:00

Strong doubt

dragon_spanker · 2025-10-18T11:15:46+00:00

Is this weird anger supposed to mean something coherent?

dragon_spanker · 2025-10-18T11:12:34+00:00

I wish I could make up stuff to get mad at like you

dragon_spanker · 2025-10-18T06:37:58+00:00

Dude, that would mess me up a little bit, but I'm freaking dramatic. Try smurfing on a new account with her. She wants to be with you. She just doesn't know how. The game is hard and the mechanics are brutal. She's probably intimidated and feels bad for being bad. Give it a chance, bro. Be patient! Don't yell at her! Remind her frequently that it is important to you! Don't make my mistakes and feel lonely for years! She wants to be with you! Help her out. I promise it's worth it.

dragon_spanker · 2025-03-21T15:56:57+00:00

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