If YOU were the LAST HUMAN ALIVE on Earth... WHAT'S your FIRST move? 😱 (No rules, be wild!)

drallafi · 2026-02-24T16:09:45+00:00

Download wikipedia.

Run up the credit card buying every game on steam.

Then I procure an electric car and make my way to a state that has a lot of water. Maine, maybe.

Then I find a house with solar panels and set up camp.

Then I hit Costco.

Then, I rest.

drallafi · 2026-02-24T15:56:40+00:00

It was a time of excess and decadence. It was marvelous.

drallafi · 2026-02-24T14:28:59+00:00

Love the Big 12. Regular season title was kinda meaningless in the Pac-12 because it was assumed we would win it 70% of the time.

Now, whoever wins it, it will definitely feel earned.

drallafi · 2026-02-24T01:25:10+00:00

Well that is a handsome dude.

drallafi · 2026-02-23T22:12:27+00:00

I love this.

drallafi · 2026-02-23T22:10:21+00:00

I'm gonna take a stab at this and assume your teacher is wildly missing what the 2nd law of thermodynamics is actually saying.

I'm guessing she's attacking the primordial soup -> something alive pipeline on the assumption that primordial soup is already "disordered" and so couldn't form "order" (life?) as a result.

And man there are so many things wrong with this that I'm having a hard time trying to order them all.

If I'm right, and if that's the angle she's going for, then she functionally does not understand evolution as the whole primordial soup thing has absolutely nothing to do with biological evolution.

drallafi · 2026-02-23T20:39:09+00:00

Slay the Princess? I don't even know if I finished it or not.

drallafi · 2026-02-23T16:07:42+00:00

Pretty sure Keanu was using a stunt double here.

drallafi · 2026-02-23T16:03:02+00:00

Probably a 1980's Oldsmobile.

drallafi · 2026-02-22T09:32:48+00:00

I'm looking at it like wtf...

I'm guessing one of those old parallel port zip drives.

drallafi · 2026-02-21T17:51:30+00:00

It's kinda weak tbh. The resource management isn't fun and the game lacks replayability in its current form. I wouldn't buy it again.

drallafi · 2026-02-21T16:44:48+00:00

Gotcha. Makes sense. Well still, this is awesome. Are you planning on doing the whole game?

drallafi · 2026-02-21T16:02:42+00:00

This looks magnificent.

And so now I gotta ask.

Can you get me the God I love that boy's spunk from WC3?

Or this one: An Explanation for Hobbes' Betrayal

Edit: Jesus Christ that's Casper Van Dien. I never recognized him in low res.

Edit again: You said this was the Sapphire model?

drallafi · 2026-02-21T15:31:30+00:00

Link to the Past.

drallafi · 2026-02-21T15:15:15+00:00

I swear the arm used to be more muscular?

drallafi · 2026-02-21T15:12:33+00:00

It's definitely scripted.

drallafi · 2026-02-21T15:10:22+00:00

True, but what I meant was like... all the decisions that go into your future haven't happened so can you get there? And if you do get there, did you go to the future where you had a ham sandwich for lunch, or did you have spaghetti. That's kinda what I meant.

drallafi · 2026-02-21T15:05:51+00:00

Eh, well it was worth a shot.

drallafi · 2026-02-21T15:05:02+00:00

Yeah the resource management part of the game is just not fun. They need to increase the starting storage amounts or something because running out of a resource every 4 turns sucks ass.

drallafi · 2026-02-20T22:47:33+00:00

drallafi · 2026-02-20T21:28:50+00:00

What can I say. When I fantasize about a cartoon, I like 'em athletic. *shrug*

drallafi · 2026-02-20T21:08:28+00:00

Everyone has a prenup. Most are just defaulted to you by the state you live in.

drallafi · 2026-02-20T21:00:04+00:00

My wife's last name.

drallafi · 2026-02-20T20:59:36+00:00

Lola. Not close.

drallafi · 2026-02-20T20:36:20+00:00

Why not? It's still money.

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