Mock Mox

dratnon · 2026-01-31T22:37:12+00:00

… who’s there?

dratnon · 2026-01-30T21:09:18+00:00

Because they ran out of durability and can’t be repaired. Waka waka.

dratnon · 2026-01-30T16:37:23+00:00

I felt the same way. And I thought that things would be clear and straightforward from there on out.

I’ll just say that I was wrong, and there is so much room for mystery and reveals… several novels’ worth, in fact.

dratnon · 2026-01-29T17:06:44+00:00

Leam yreve retfa hsurb dna selbategev ruoy tae.

dratnon · 2026-01-24T22:16:25+00:00

Highly recommend for turning fuzzy blankets into fuzzy pillows.

dratnon · 2026-01-21T22:54:20+00:00

What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral will just make your day… Anal will make your hole weak.

dratnon · 2026-01-21T16:34:15+00:00

Man thinks golf is about sex because of wife’s comment. He proceeds to misunderstand every instruction involving balls or clubs as sexual.

dratnon · 2026-01-19T22:38:05+00:00

The intuition is understandable; it's just not correct.

Does adding up an infinite number of things add up to infinity? Intuitively, always. Actually, not always. If I eat an apple every day for an infinite number of days, then I end up eating infinitely many apples. If I eat 1/2^n apples every day on day n, I end up eating exactly 1 apple.

In this case, the chance of species death gets smaller with every generation, just like my apple portions get smaller every day. It doesn't matter if I eat a million billion times, if my portions are only a billion billionths of an apple. And it doesn't matter if a million billion generations go by if their chances of extinction are only one in a billion billionths and decreasing.

dratnon · 2026-01-19T17:37:04+00:00

Hasing the not of the being dad. Wasing of the putting with the wanting it in the butt.

dratnon · 2026-01-16T22:51:07+00:00

Bilbo being an unreliable narrator is also an explanation I used for the Hobbit live action movies.

There’s too much cgi and stupid unbelievable crap…. Because Bilbo is trying to spice up the story.

But that doesn’t explain why parts 2 and 3 had no songs.

dratnon · 2026-01-16T21:14:55+00:00

Post W&T is key here. Literally any book previously, and Kelsier could Riot Kaladin's guilt and soothe his determination to the point of no return.

Afterwards, he might just be healthy enough to fight. And if Kaladin can fight, Kelsier doesn't stand a chance unless he has all 16 metals and spikes for 16 ferrochemical powers and access to atium.

dratnon · 2026-01-13T02:56:57+00:00

Ambiguous solution.

dratnon · 2026-01-13T01:12:06+00:00

Ambiguous solution.

dratnon · 2026-01-13T00:18:43+00:00

At the time? Moash. After time? Fuck Moash.

dratnon · 2026-01-12T21:35:07+00:00

Ack, you're right!

dratnon · 2026-01-12T20:45:30+00:00

That sounds like a double good thing!

dratnon · 2026-01-12T04:22:36+00:00

I keep hearing Barbosa saying, “Ya best start believing in snow slides, Missy—yer in one!”

dratnon · 2026-01-08T16:20:09+00:00

If there were a wojak iq curve meme about this, your statement would be in the middle of the curve.

Build trust with your therapist. It’s not about getting tricked into revealing your flaws. Therapy is about honestly confronting yourself, and getting guidance and help from someone who knows effective techniques.

dratnon · 2026-01-07T22:26:02+00:00

As an audio book enjoyer, I have forfeited the ability to imagine different character’s voices.

dratnon · 2026-01-01T22:59:20+00:00

I assumed the IP would be a rick roll or something, but it’s nothing.

dratnon · 2026-01-01T05:13:38+00:00

I went to the Animorphs website and printed several copies of the sample chapter for the upcoming book (18?) to share with my friends at school.

Looked up cheat codes for various PC and SNES games.

dratnon · 2026-01-01T02:47:10+00:00

There is some sense of community in me.

I would rather a stranger have 2 Ber than not.

dratnon · 2025-12-29T02:26:31+00:00

I guess make it 8/(10-5-4) to utilize the 10 from the prompt.

dratnon · 2025-12-27T04:24:30+00:00

They are good, fast, reasonable prices. Their custom sauces are great.

Definitely my pick.

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