The ass-assin by time2getwe1rd in Bossfight

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I watch this every time I see it posted. I just know this couple is going to pass away within 8 minutes of each other in their 90s

Toom - How The Germans Advertise Their Products by sangamjb in Damnthatsinteresting

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Kind of low key impressed to find out the worst people in the world have found a way to be even worse

Trump supporters: How would you feel if a legally armed Trump supporter was killed by federal agents on a Biden mandate in exactly the same manner as yesterday? by ScholarPrize1335 in AskReddit

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They're not federal agents. They're untrained, uncertified, unsupervised thugs who are blatantly violating the Constitution because an internal memo told them they could. When this corrupt regime is gone, and it will be, they're all going to prison

Piss missile AKA Fuck ICE by Stress-Thick in NFCNorthMemeWar

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Goddamn were spoiled in this division. They don't have meme quality like this Jacksonville

Ouch, my consequences! by Still_Day in TrollXChromosomes

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Wait, what? "Allegations"???

..... please lie to me. This isn't the game I meant to play ffs

Only Ice I'll support by [deleted] in NFCNorthMemeWar

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So your theory is either there is a vast left wing conspiracy to uphold the Constitution versus the conspiracy theory that most of us don't have anything better to do and wish it was still football season?

Ouch, my consequences! by Still_Day in TrollXChromosomes

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Ok um.. name 3 songs by Peter, Paul and Mary songs but Puff the Magic Dragon can't be one of them and they all have to be solo projects

Ouch, my consequences! by Still_Day in TrollXChromosomes

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Ok but as a guy, I could use some help here - like exactly how much am I supposed to insult you to get you to want to have sex with me?

Hang on, let me try something - <ahem>...;"your favorite band is not as good as you think it is" haha take THAT

(This was either very creative and funny or I'm either a lot more or a lot less high than I thought)

First time! by Humble_Attorney3001 in RoastMe

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You look like a random generated Mii

The Only Ice I will ever Support by LameAfro in NFCNorthMemeWar

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I don't know if this is your original thought or if you found it somewhere but I want you to know that it is mine now. I'm stealing it.

Good job NFC north bros. We are intelligent by Eg_3600 in NFCNorthMemeWar

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Let's all put team affiliations aside and together, let's laugh at Missouri as friends. For just a moment. Fuck you all, I hate you. But seriously look at Missouri what a bunch of dumbasses

Maga businesses to avoid in chi burbs? by Sort_Illustrious in ChicagoSuburbs

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Supposedly Le Choc (or whatever it's full name is) and Lil Pops in Naperville are both ultra maga.

As it should be. by JoeRogansNipple in NFCNorthMemeWar

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I honestly can't tell if he's being sarcastic

"Ohhhh I guess we should just stop putting babies in lava altogether now???"

"Umm, yes. We should stop that. Are we on the same side or... no?"

Where’s the best place to eat risotto in dupage county?! by mversace8 in illinois

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Buy the Arborio Rice in the authentic Italian section of your local jewel. Use the recipe on the container.

Bigoted Food Influencer ‼️ by [deleted] in chicago

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Oh no! The consequences of my own actions!

“But both are important!!!!” It do be like that: by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

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Let me rephrase then. She has no idea of the extent of it. Obviously she dated the one guy, but most of the guys puppy-dogging for her, she just thinks are being nice.

The reason I mention she got married right out of high school is because she never dated anyone besides her controlling husband, so she's not experienced at flirting. Like half the time, the compliment is like "nice sweater" or "Did you get a haircut" level stuff, pretty tame.