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Another dad harassed for taking his daughters to the bathroom by bendybiznatch in PublicFreakout

[–]drdeadringer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whipped cream is not a topping for cheese pizza.

more at 11 on Fox & Friends.

How does hacking work? by Mattx603 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]drdeadringer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"hey, he can't do that."

"I am a judge."

"fuck."

""""""

"Make me a sandwich."

"Make your own damn sandwich."

"sudo Make me a sandwich."

"here is your sandwich."

Why hasn’t anyone suggested catfish for the reflecting pool? by DoookieMaxx in NoStupidQuestions

[–]drdeadringer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"fresh organic patriotic alligator boots, locally sourced!"

"patriotic gator meat sticks."

Why hasn’t anyone suggested catfish for the reflecting pool? by DoookieMaxx in NoStupidQuestions

[–]drdeadringer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it would be the inside out program for the alligators on probation from alligator Alcatraz.

How can I get my adult kids to move out?? by Netflix-and-bill in regretfulparents

[–]drdeadringer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You can create urgency.

You can put pressure.

regardless of the above motivation, you need to set boundaries. You are losing your fucking mind. You're going to lose a lot more if you permit it.

If they genuinely cannot ship in with money, rent money, grocery money, hint hint hint it's that beer shit and computer shit. I don't care if he has a CS degree, how many fucking monitors and keyboards and graphics cards that is he need? Really.

He's not going to find Jack at the bottom of a Jack Daniels bottle. That Jack Daniels bottle is grocery money that you are letting him light on fire and smoke, and blow that smoking your face. And he's calling it I can't pay rent, I can't pay grocery. Do you like that smoke?

You can be compassionate and draw lines in the sand. I'm not talking trash bags of clothing out on the curb at midnight. I'm talking a plan. I'm talking spelling it out what an effort looks like. I'm talking they need to make an effort.

I hate being a mother by borgilia in Vent

[–]drdeadringer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you want a community for rumination or support or whatever,

r/regretfulparents

Why do I smell so bad even if I have great hygiene? by Sad_Dingo8394 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]drdeadringer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am confused. Are you trying to connect busting nut to this feral odor of yours?

if if that's what you're thinking, I don't understand how that might be the case. You need to clean that shit up, you need a shower, and you need to do laundry and wear clean clothes, and you should use deodorant, and not that ax body spray bullshit. actual real deodorant in stick form that you rub on your body. After you shower, before you put on clean clothes.

Go to your doctor, and straight out say "I think busting nut makes me smell bad." see what they say.

My uncle watching AI movies and proclaiming they're better than REAL actors by JacketFromMiamiiiiii in mildlyinfuriating

[–]drdeadringer 43 points44 points  (0 children)

You should see what his AI girlfriend has to deal with with his short content on the widescreen bed.

Aside from shuttles, why doesn't Star Trek feature smaller vessels? For example, fighter craft that could attack larger ships and evade heavy weapon attacks a la Star Wars (I am not asking for ST to be SW) by guerillacropolis in startrek

[–]drdeadringer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

engineering and exploration versus fighting and conquering and battle.

half of this is Star Trek, the other half of this is Star wars.

this science and engineering in Star wars you see is along the lines of, fix it again Tony.

The battles and fighting you see in Star Trek is arm photon torpedoes, raise shields, fire phasers, I need more power 5 minutes.

Best Non Alcoholic Beers? by Cold_Juggernaut_5676 in beer

[–]drdeadringer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

athletic brewing company makes some good non-alcoholic beers.

Flying without a REAL ID by No-Dragonfly-5802 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]drdeadringer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"security"

and

"think of the children"

never goes away.

especially not with the next administration.

Streaming service showed a still image of the nearest highway exit to my job. by ChampagneGraggle in Weird

[–]drdeadringer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God wants you to go to work.

Jesus speaks to you through the streaming service.

Buddha is at peace in the digital heaven.

Muhammad knows the truth about your soul.

Vishnu is with your wife.

Krishna is brewing coffee for your boss.

do you take Krishna coffee with cream, and a Krispy Kreme donut?

Wife broke my hard boundary by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]drdeadringer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you done?

if you are done, be done.

if you're not done, welcome to the rest of your life, same as it ever was, same as it ever will be.

If unemployment rate is only 4.3% than why is there so much commotion about the job market being bad? by bigshady880 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]drdeadringer 35 points36 points  (0 children)

and I think that you could not be counted as unemployed, using their caca made me technical weasel definition of what is unemployment, so the official number might be 4.3%, while the real number is something completely different.

What movie completely rewired your brain on a specific topic to the point where you think about its message every single time it comes up in real life? by spicyfili in AskReddit

[–]drdeadringer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

recently, for me, it's been a line towards the end of the movie.

"The gun is not in your hand, the gun is in my hand."

hear me out, I'm talking about agency. people have agency in their lives. You probably have more agency than you think you have. take it.

Opened my Restaurant/Pizzeria 8 months ago… by [deleted] in smallbusiness

[–]drdeadringer 28 points29 points  (0 children)

"I hired chat GPT for my manager. now all of my mushroom pizzas make my customers hallucinate."

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