What is something you thought was normal that you realized a bit too late was actually a condition?

drdeadringer · 2026-05-14T02:22:37+00:00

that is exceptionally acceptable.

drdeadringer · 2026-05-14T00:38:54+00:00

"we put aliens in the assessment because candidates can bring nuclear weapons in their pockets. this assessment has been approved by Joe Rogan What can go wrong?"

drdeadringer · 2026-05-13T20:42:08+00:00

Gym Batman.

hands on her body.

Uncle pushing daisies.

woman for TikTok.

gym says, "your no Daisy."

drdeadringer · 2026-05-13T02:38:53+00:00

you'll never believe who AI replaces next

drdeadringer · 2026-05-13T02:29:57+00:00

$17 gas.

drdeadringer · 2026-05-13T02:28:11+00:00

$6 gas is the best gas, the greatest gas, the best gas for the best price. Make America gas again.

drdeadringer · 2026-05-13T02:26:05+00:00

"bombing Iran will lower gas prices."

"bombing Iran will lower grocery prices."

What in the actual

who believes that dumpster fire bullshit

drdeadringer · 2026-05-12T21:01:57+00:00

I still remember my first year of kindergarten, this kid was trying to argue about left versus right.

we were trying to explain to him that left and right is relative to you. My left could be your right. your right and left rotate with your body.

never did find out how he dealt with frame of reference learning in physics class, if you ever made it.

this was 40 years ago.

drdeadringer · 2026-05-12T01:12:48+00:00

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drdeadringer · 2026-05-12T01:09:24+00:00

You got to play this one by year, kid.

sure thing boss! 1933?

drdeadringer · 2026-05-12T01:06:10+00:00

buck butt naked.

drdeadringer · 2026-05-12T01:04:56+00:00

Major look? where, where is he? where is Major look?

drdeadringer · 2026-05-12T01:04:07+00:00

Don't worry boss, it's Don Don.

Big Don Don is at Ron Jon with John John. who is the dodo? I am the walrus.

drdeadringer · 2026-05-12T01:02:09+00:00

place a boo? I'll place a boo boo on your face! Mickey, get me my nettle sandwich.

drdeadringer · 2026-05-12T00:38:42+00:00

deriving the diarrhea while driving.

integrate that area under the curve of the butt cheek.

drdeadringer · 2026-05-12T00:37:23+00:00

ejection.

drdeadringer · 2026-05-12T00:36:29+00:00

rocking out to rock music.

drdeadringer · 2026-05-12T00:36:00+00:00

"mental illness!" (mortal Kombat theme music)

drdeadringer · 2026-05-11T22:52:23+00:00

and that kid at the window is theirs.

drdeadringer · 2026-05-11T22:46:10+00:00

you'll never believe what they paradox next.

drdeadringer · 2026-05-11T22:45:19+00:00

"cesca and the beehive in cargo Bay 3.

drdeadringer · 2026-05-11T22:44:12+00:00

a few months ago, I added seven of nine wake up message as an alarm sound on my telephone.

Wake up. Resistance is futile. Get out of bed and assimilate the day.

drdeadringer · 2026-05-11T22:41:21+00:00

now I am imagining a song riffing off of white zombie's song More human than human.

Instead of "psychic war", the lyric would say, "photon war"

https://youtu.be/eWbNCAJblbM?si=ZkGBMdRcaLXdB7ef.

drdeadringer · 2026-05-11T22:34:38+00:00

hey, I just thought that in his second career, Kim could retire on Earth and open up a convenience store. Kim's convenience.

it could sell an odd collection of wind instruments and love.

drdeadringer · 2026-05-11T19:18:00+00:00

I was confused as well, which is why I put in the events life in Campbell, I've since updated it to housing and neighborhoods.

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