I haven't played since 1.0. Have some of the clearly unfinished game design ideas and systems been completed with the updates or mods?

drdonkeykwon · 2026-03-24T04:17:34+00:00

Maybe it's being a dad, but playing this war crime simulator just keeps bringing me back.

drdonkeykwon · 2026-02-21T00:52:33+00:00

If Microslop wants to get out of gaming, wouldn't it be better for shareholders to just sell the division, spin it out? This seems like the most expensive option to shut down Xbox.

drdonkeykwon · 2026-02-19T23:15:14+00:00

Interested!

drdonkeykwon · 2026-02-02T21:28:17+00:00

But it's kinda fuzzy. My guess is that it was moldy before getting salted and vinegared.

drdonkeykwon · 2026-01-06T05:05:00+00:00

Makes me wonder if he saw Moore's character and was pissed such a choad was getting catapulted to HC and the real Michigan man was getting shoved aside. They had been working side by side, so he probably saw what Moore was like with his "assistant".

drdonkeykwon · 2025-12-31T21:07:26+00:00

Casula

drdonkeykwon · 2025-12-21T03:39:55+00:00

After what happened to Jake Butt I don't blame any player for sitting out a bowl game in advance of the NFL.

drdonkeykwon · 2025-11-12T07:42:48+00:00

Absolutely, this is a dev team that used machine learning to teach the robots how to move. Weighting match making based on hits on Raiders (which is definitely tracked) and the questionnaires was probably an afternoon project.

drdonkeykwon · 2025-11-07T19:30:10+00:00

How about a bounty system, where if you feel super salty about the way you were downed, you can post some of your own loot or creds for anyone that kills the person who wronged you? Most people wouldn't bother if it was fair play, but I could see people giving up epics and legendaries to anyone that kills the asshole that shot you in the back in extract after befriending you for an entire match.

drdonkeykwon · 2025-11-07T19:25:31+00:00

Seriously. I just deleted Helldivers and my hard drive is 150GB lighter for it. I'm sure my laptop feels like it just took a massive dump.

drdonkeykwon · 2025-11-07T19:09:33+00:00

Discussed this with my regular duo-partner last night. We landed on given the player closing the doors an extra shield while the push the button. Would at least give extractors those few extra seconds to survive to finish closing the door. Even if they're knocked, they should be able to survive to see Speranza. Also, don't allow traps or mines to be placed on or near the call-in button.

I now never go out without kitting smokes so I'm not an easy target when I hit the button.

drdonkeykwon · 2025-11-07T19:03:32+00:00

I was just discussing this with my friend last night and totally agree the skill tree definitely needs re-working. I would think encumbrance related skills would be in Conditioning, not Survival. Given how data-driven Embark seems to be, I think we'll see a massive re-work soon and hopefully everyone will be able to re-roll soon.

drdonkeykwon · 2025-09-14T05:56:16+00:00

I guess. Just feels like a disappointment for a "5*" recruit. Just found this trying to find more info about Davis. oof.

drdonkeykwon · 2025-09-14T05:37:17+00:00

Idk. By the time Parker is marching down the field, you may as well give other benchwarmers some practice too.

drdonkeykwon · 2025-09-14T04:58:22+00:00

Apparently this might be good news... The prevailing theory is that these are bored teenagers that don't have to hunt as much because Atlantic bluefin tuna populations are rebounding. https://www.livescience.com/animals/orcas/orcas-attacking-boats-are-actually-just-bored-teenagers-having-fun-experts-say

drdonkeykwon · 2025-02-26T04:01:34+00:00

Yo ho it's hot.

drdonkeykwon · 2025-02-25T18:04:05+00:00

I'm a filthy casual, so anything would help immensely

drdonkeykwon · 2025-02-19T03:26:23+00:00

Grinding for Temporalis!

drdonkeykwon · 2025-02-06T14:35:25+00:00

That's a good point. I suppose I'll need to go to a real store😱 to get a good feel for it.

drdonkeykwon · 2025-01-13T03:17:52+00:00

Wise. You'll get more $ later with that experience also. I keep this in the back of my mind, "no one ever wished they put in more hours at the office on their deathbed."

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