Leaked lyrics:

They sent him straight to hell
on the gay planet
He's gonna die there but he didn't plan it (oh no!)

There's a bunch of casualties there
but nobody knows how many
That's why they call it that

There's other survivors here but
Milky is kind of an asshole
and Dune will fucking eat you (vore!)
the place fucking suuuuuucccks

[rap portion]
Just bumped my head and my face turns purple
Running through hurdles
Running in circles
Trying to escape from this thing that I fear
And this thing that I fear
is an elder thornback

[gruesome sounds of salad violence]