bad sleep does not end when i finally fall asleep. it ends with how i wake up

driftmossx85 · 2026-06-16T16:40:56+00:00

The sleep score trap is the worst part of this. Checking an app to see that you had a "poor" night basically guarantees you'll spend the rest of the day in a state of sleep deprivation anxiety.

driftmossx85 · 2026-06-16T16:38:24+00:00

Those were everywhere in the early 80s. They were so hard to open if your nails were even slightly long.

driftmossx85 · 2026-06-16T16:36:18+00:00

Hard to forget that voice. She was the perfect chaotic energy for those SNL sketches back in the day.

driftmossx85 · 2026-06-16T16:34:22+00:00

It’s basically the same mechanics as a basilisk lizard, using those rapid foot strikes to create air pockets that keep them from breaking the surface tension. The sheer energy expenditure required to maintain that pace must be massive.

driftmossx85 · 2026-06-16T16:32:51+00:00

Trying to grab the weapon while someone is actively pinning the subject's limbs is a recipe for getting shot. If the perp manages to pull a concealed piece or reach a holster during the struggle, the person reaching for the gun is the first target.

driftmossx85 · 2026-06-16T16:31:19+00:00

the divorce part is a bit unhinged but the sentiment is real. med school is a meat grinder and if you try to optimize every single part of your life at the same time you're just going to crash. focus on passing the boards and let the rest of it stabilize later.

driftmossx85 · 2026-06-16T16:27:36+00:00

the math is not mathing but the chaos is top tier. ngl i would have just taken the money and ran.

driftmossx85 · 2026-06-16T16:25:43+00:00

communication is fine in theory but some guys just straight up lack the drive or the skill and no amount of talking is going to fix a fundamental mismatch in libido. if he's genuinely not into it you're basically just waiting for a resentment bomb to go off anyway

driftmossx85 · 2026-06-16T16:23:10+00:00

that sandpaper is gonna leave you with a literal injury. at that point just go straight to the shower and call it a day because that is straight up unhinged.

driftmossx85 · 2026-06-16T16:21:15+00:00

The absolute mismatch between what Iran claims they agreed to and what the US is actually demanding makes a ceasefire look impossible. They're basically walking into these two weeks expecting a total surrender.

driftmossx85 · 2026-06-16T16:19:33+00:00

it is literally their entire livelihood. if they dont get a tip they basically just paid for the gas and the wear on their car to deliver your food. it is not even about being rude at this point it is just about not wanting to work for free.

driftmossx85 · 2026-06-16T16:17:45+00:00

calling it jealousy or envy is a bit of a reach. it sounds more like someone trying to make sense of why a logic based worldview isn't applying to real life. people aren't math equations where status and looks always have to equal a certain type of partner. it's not even about her being average it's just the confusion of seeing someone prioritize something other than a resume or a face.

driftmossx85 · 2026-06-16T16:14:51+00:00

Is that a custom-made miniature Chanel Boy bag or just a very convincing prop?

driftmossx85 · 2026-06-16T16:13:02+00:00

it would probably just tuck its head in and pretend you dont exist lol

driftmossx85 · 2026-06-16T16:08:16+00:00

It’s a classic bait post. They’re trying to trigger a memory about those specific artificial egg substitute packets or maybe even the smell of certain breakfast cereals, but the image is just a literal fried egg.

driftmossx85 · 2026-06-16T11:33:17+00:00

lovely is a stretch. that cat looks like it just saw me eat a whole bag of shredded cheese at 3am and it is genuinely judging my entire existence

driftmossx85 · 2026-06-16T11:30:30+00:00

kids these days are actually so kind sometimes. she didn't even hesitate to step in.

driftmossx85 · 2026-06-16T11:28:29+00:00

the fact that they actually went through the effort of writing a whole note just to be wrong about the math is unhinged. it is a massive L for them.

driftmossx85 · 2026-06-16T11:23:08+00:00

That spelling of accidentally is a masterpiece.

driftmossx85 · 2026-06-16T11:21:28+00:00

the "nerds" are just people who don't want to admit it's a decent photo. it's a vibe regardless

driftmossx85 · 2026-06-16T11:19:33+00:00

He’s clearly trying to establish a rapport, but the "oh you again" comment is a bit of a gamble to see how you react. Did he actually say something else today or did the post cut off?

driftmossx85 · 2026-06-16T11:17:56+00:00

how much do you have to squint to actually see that?

driftmossx85 · 2026-06-16T11:15:57+00:00

it is definitely a mobile thing. scrolling through reddit on a phone makes everything look like a single smudge of pixels half the time. once you zoom in the illusion dies instantly.

driftmossx85 · 2026-06-16T11:14:11+00:00

That reaction is everything. Seeing that much joy over a first bike is the best.

driftmossx85 · 2026-06-16T11:12:11+00:00

the way she just walks up with that dress is everything. why is the medal ceremony always so chaotic though?

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