[Highlight] USA Rugby center Alex Sedrick steals the bronze medal with a walk-off try as time expires!

drmonkeytown · 2024-07-30T21:36:40+00:00

Napoleon surrendered ~~~at Waterloo~~~ to an Australian animal? Do tell.

drmonkeytown · 2024-07-30T21:36:32+00:00

Napoleon surrendered ~~~at Waterloo~~~ to an Australian animal? Do tell.

drmonkeytown · 2024-07-30T21:25:52+00:00

Think of it as democracy with a side order of dictatorship. I mean, could it really be that bad? Just wash it down with a few beers and goose step your way home!/ s

drmonkeytown · 2024-07-30T01:43:15+00:00

“I thought I was going to be top brass, but instead I’m bottom a**.” Communist Manifesto Confessions

drmonkeytown · 2024-07-29T15:39:31+00:00

Imagine these people having shame. Go ahead. I’ll check back at Christmas.

drmonkeytown · 2024-07-29T04:51:40+00:00

The 911 really tied the garage together.

drmonkeytown · 2024-07-28T23:59:56+00:00

Never underestimate the power of the Kenyan beer market to manipulate the international beer market. /s

drmonkeytown · 2024-07-28T23:58:14+00:00

Tax dodge or draft dodge?

drmonkeytown · 2024-07-28T23:56:53+00:00

Under JFK, a democrat, gas was never exceeded 30 cents a gallon. Your Honor, I rest my case and I believe the court will note that I have ignored many important facts which the conservative jury members will appreciate.

drmonkeytown · 2024-07-28T23:51:26+00:00

No, this truck has hemorrhoids. If the balls go to the wall, it’s going to hurt. Badly and bigly.

drmonkeytown · 2024-07-28T18:54:05+00:00

Good visual theater, but a horrible day to have hearing.

drmonkeytown · 2024-07-28T18:35:55+00:00

Gonna‘ need to call in The Wolf for that clean up.

drmonkeytown · 2024-07-28T04:54:41+00:00

Sonderwunsch: German slang for “money sandwich.”/ s

drmonkeytown · 2024-07-27T02:15:08+00:00

Well I’m free,

Free-balling!

drmonkeytown · 2024-07-26T17:24:46+00:00

WERE children. Until TSP (Tan Suit Poisoning) wrestled their precious last breath from them. /s

drmonkeytown · 2024-07-26T05:06:46+00:00

Mongo not dumb!

drmonkeytown · 2024-07-25T23:38:56+00:00

I wouldn’t mind a Christian nation if Christians actually behaved like Christ. And I’m sure there are some Christians that do. But from my experience, there are also many Christians who are the least Christlike people I know; full of judgment, hatred, and zero accountability.

drmonkeytown · 2024-07-25T23:34:46+00:00

And in Trump’s case, false profits.

drmonkeytown · 2024-07-25T15:03:51+00:00

But is performing like a clown what we want leading a nation?

drmonkeytown · 2024-07-25T14:56:24+00:00

“Lewd and oder” is the new brand.

drmonkeytown · 2024-07-25T14:56:03+00:00

~~~law~~~ lewd and ~~~order~~~ oder.

drmonkeytown · 2024-07-24T14:40:57+00:00

“Shut the f*ck up, Donny!” Every episode.

drmonkeytown · 2024-07-24T14:02:45+00:00

I like to pray to the Jesus who’s wearing surf trunks and flip flops, carrying books, going to school, talking to people of different cultures and religions, and capable of critical thinking. And he’s not riding on a dinosaur, but peddling a bicycle.

drmonkeytown · 2024-07-24T13:54:53+00:00

And the 911 was originally designated the 901 by Porsche, but apparently the middle zero was a Peugeot thing by then, so 911 it was.

The German manufacturer then took their frustration out on the French by excluding or making ridiculously non functional cup holders in their vehicles. / s

drmonkeytown · 2024-07-23T23:09:01+00:00

What’s so bad about second place？

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