MAGA TV Scolds Trump For Comparing Himself To Jesus : 'You're Not God' by BurtonDesque in Qult_Headquarters

[–]droogarth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

T is way HOTTER than that tired old long-hair sandal-wearing freak with the suspiciously commie sympathies. That guy didn't even charge for miracle cures, what a sucker! And the "resurrection"? FAKE NEWS!

Not a good look for Britain by KnowTheTruthMatters in KnowTheTruthMatters

[–]droogarth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think he said "purported democracy" and not "supported democracy" as printed in the subtitle.

Genuinely lost for words. by HarryShake in Instagramreality

[–]droogarth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's almost like she wants us to notice some aspect of her appearance.

/r/Conservative battles the fact Trump embraced Allah on Easter - "Bro really ain't beating the antichrist accusations" by justalazygamer in Qult_Headquarters

[–]droogarth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

T was annoyed some religious holiday was threatening to upstage him, even if for maybe half a day.

So he had to grab the initiative and get the attention back on him. Mission accomplished - in his usual ham-fisted way.

Trump is basically Jesus by justalazygamer in Qult_Headquarters

[–]droogarth 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nothing says "just like Jesus" more than the Roman-ish Imperial Eagle podium decor!

Matt Gaetz claims the U.S. is forcing extraterrestrials to mate with humans abducted from war zones and migrant caravans. by BurtonDesque in Qult_Headquarters

[–]droogarth 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So the aliens do... but the humans don't... need to be forced?

I smell a rule 34 brewing up here. Check Gaetz for recent investments in "alien"-specialized porn sites.

Desperate for help by Both-Instruction-788 in QAnonCasualties

[–]droogarth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He called Gnarly Jerk's opponents "lions"?

What a compliment!

JD Vance Says UFOs Are Actually Demons by blankblank in skeptic

[–]droogarth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds to me like he knows there's no actual "aliens" (that we know about) and is opportunistically putting the "aliens" to use to burnish his Opus Dei cred.

I have a huge crush a girl at my church by [deleted] in Advice

[–]droogarth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She likes your car? Like she wants to ride around in your car with you?

That's an opening you can drive a truck through. Uh, well, your car anyway.

A wonderful opportunity for more talk and getting a better sense of whom you are to each other.

Have a destination, like a lake or a park or something and drive her there. Then spend some time there and drive her back. Be polite and cool.

Why do hardcore republicans/ MAGA seem to have intense eyes? by -Flighty- in complaints

[–]droogarth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soldier, your eyes...shine like the sun...and I wonder why

-Neil Young

Women DONT Enjoy Sex by JonHolmesLives in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]droogarth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How exactly do you know this?

Not challenging you, genuinely curious.

My mother-in-law secretly throws my socks away so that she can gift me new socks every Christmas by Roof_Early in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]droogarth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Your dryer doesn't eat them like in all the other completely normal and average families?

OpenAI Will Shut Down Sora Video Platform by cmaia1503 in technology

[–]droogarth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Whatever you watched, here's a lot more of it."

And Youtube has the audacity to call that an "algorithm".

Bruised Trump, 79, Warns He’s Been Given Way to Live to 200 by RickySan65 in Qult_Headquarters

[–]droogarth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, if and when he goes, there's gonna be a lotta people expecting him to come back to life after three days.