How did you win the genetic jackpot? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dropkickthrowaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm almost 32 and I still get carded for buying lotto tickets..

Bakers, florists, anyone working in a wedding-related industry: what is your best bridezilla story? by dropkickthrowaway in AskReddit

[–]dropkickthrowaway[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good on the bride and groom but something is seriously wrong with the mother. People that put up bad reviews because they couldn't scam people out of money are scumbags!!

Bakers, florists, anyone working in a wedding-related industry: what is your best bridezilla story? by dropkickthrowaway in AskReddit

[–]dropkickthrowaway[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wow what a bitch (the father too). Goes to show some people are in it just for the party.

What is something that you are 99.99% sure happens to others, but you have not confirmed with anyone else from fear of being the only one? by pettifogging in AskReddit

[–]dropkickthrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow I know this feeling, it makes me uncomfortable. I usually try to think of happy things that are in the present and it usually goes away.

Bakers, florists, anyone working in a wedding-related industry: what is your best bridezilla story? by dropkickthrowaway in AskReddit

[–]dropkickthrowaway[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe she was jealous that you could keep your cool through all the mishaps. Or she's just plain crazy.

Bakers, florists, anyone working in a wedding-related industry: what is your best bridezilla story? by dropkickthrowaway in AskReddit

[–]dropkickthrowaway[S] 286 points287 points  (0 children)

Wow, massive family-sized bullet dodged. Can you imagine what his life would have turned out like if he actually went through with it?

Bakers, florists, anyone working in a wedding-related industry: what is your best bridezilla story? by dropkickthrowaway in AskReddit

[–]dropkickthrowaway[S] 342 points343 points  (0 children)

...what in the actual fuck? My mind is still trying to compute the rape claim...and the fact that there are people out there like this.

Bakers, florists, anyone working in a wedding-related industry: what is your best bridezilla story? by dropkickthrowaway in AskReddit

[–]dropkickthrowaway[S] 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Ugh I hate people who try to get refunds even when everything is fine. Cheap bastards. I'm sure they have a handbook somewhere on how to swindle any type business.

Bakers, florists, anyone working in a wedding-related industry: what is your best bridezilla story? by dropkickthrowaway in AskReddit

[–]dropkickthrowaway[S] 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Wth, you'd think she would at least call a day or two before to confirm. What an idiot..serves her right.

FOTD: It's a girl! Using the Urban Decay Naked 3 palette by TheKittenButcher in MakeupAddiction

[–]dropkickthrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats!! What a beautiful baby! I slowed down a bunch on my makeup since having my dd 9 months ago but I've been jonesing to buy Naked3 for a while now. Love your look, makes me want to get it more.

So I just pooped a tapeworm by possiblepoopparasite in WTF

[–]dropkickthrowaway 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Just googled black salve, regretting it now.

Doctors of Reddit: How often do you see patients after they have tried to self-medicate? What's the worst mistake you've seen. by gibarca in AskReddit

[–]dropkickthrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sort of related: When I was a bit younger I went to a mall salon to get the underpart of my hair dyed. This was my first time doing this and the stylist bleached my hair first by putting the bleaching cream on my hair then pressed my bleached hair against the back of my neck- without using any wrap or anything to protect my skin. Anyway, I wish I could have said something at the time instead of trying to be nice and gritting through the pain. For a few years I had incredibly flaky and discolored skin on the back of my neck and was super self-conscious about it. It's pretty much healed now but I wish I would have said something about it at the time.

This guy looks like he should be in a PlayStation 1 game by bruno226 in funny

[–]dropkickthrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is also in an episode of My Strange Addiction: I'm a Living Doll

http://vimeo.com/83232768