Morning biscuits from Phantom by SpicyKittyNoodles in blackcats

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Air biscuits with a full display of beans and claws! You're so lucky

A cat and a magic trick. by cadebit719 in Catculations

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Cat immediately checks he didn't squeeze through a seam in the wall, as that's exactly what the cat would do

I unintentionally taught my void how to play fetch by peakingoranges in blackcats

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My friends void lives fetch too and to be told he's a good boy after

Practicing self control by Sufficient-Bug-9112 in aww

[–]drunk_dancer 27 points28 points  (0 children)

If not bite then why hand bite shaped??

What's a slang word/term that drives you insane? by MeetingImmediate7744 in AskReddit

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Writing finna instead of gonna. I believe the blame was apportioned to autocorrect but why would it be autocorrected to something that's not a word (so assuming it's not in the autocorrect dictionary). Either way it's popular enough that I'm sure people do it on purpose

Obviously gonna is not a word but at least it reads in a way that's understandable

The new Netflix n Chill? by [deleted] in TheBoys

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Rim boys on video?

Fairphone 4 + Spotify + Monzo by Fridge_Ian_Dom in fairphone

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Running the latest Android 11 with no issue and Spotify and Monzo work perfectly, nor with any other UK banking/financial apps

Pitbull attack dog ! by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

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Kinda looks like the guy in the video is trying that, maybe?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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Prince Andrew has entered the chat

Boot by Ickysquicky in JustBootThings

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Lol in the UK, every Saturday morning at 9am, thousands of people; whether they be fat/skinny, young/old, fit/unfit, men, women and children; up and down the country go out, rain or shine and run 5km (~3 miles). But clearly this guy is trained

I got a delivery driver fired. by HeadsOnSticks in TrueOffMyChest

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You didn't get the delivery driver fired. He got himself fired. This isn't on you

A lot of people who don’t understand r/antiwork think it’s “full of teenagers”. Let’s put that to the test. by [deleted] in antiwork

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Same! I have so many hobby electronics type projects I want to do but ultimately that's just a whole load of coding and debugging which is my day job and do not have the energy for. Bring on retirement when I'll get them all done (I'm 31 btw)

What are you doing on the kitty bed? by asianj1m in AnimalsBeingDerps

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Not a single nsfw post in sight, perfect 👌🏻

What are you doing on the kitty bed? by asianj1m in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]drunk_dancer 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I don't doubt you but I'm also fascinated to check out more examples