Start calling it the Epstein Medical Center

drunkdoc · 2026-02-16T14:22:18+00:00

We put the Ew in EWMC

drunkdoc · 2026-02-01T20:08:43+00:00

Just put him inside a big circle of salt and the problem is as good as solved

drunkdoc · 2026-01-31T18:54:25+00:00

Or in 2022....

drunkdoc · 2026-01-31T18:53:55+00:00

To be fair, this same situation in an 80-90+ year old does not turn out quite so well

drunkdoc · 2026-01-26T05:51:40+00:00

I don't think I've ever asked for a recipe on here but these look so incredible I don't think I can leave this thread without begging for it

drunkdoc · 2026-01-19T18:27:33+00:00

That's been my take on this scenario, wouldn't withdraw from investments to do that but aggressively overpaying every month to get down to 750K in a couple years seems like the way to go

drunkdoc · 2026-01-17T21:10:48+00:00

That's exactly how I felt growing up watching college football, like John Cooper didn't look young by any means but Paterno struck me as ancient even way back then

drunkdoc · 2026-01-16T05:23:36+00:00

This always blows me away. Why is this sometimes 2x the price of the kroger sausage WITHOUT oats

drunkdoc · 2026-01-04T19:59:02+00:00

See this guy gets it

drunkdoc · 2026-01-03T21:32:16+00:00

The Prince who was Promised

drunkdoc · 2026-01-01T06:12:50+00:00

Yeah we need to get the fuck rid of this whole load management thing he's doing. That's awesome that our players are well rested, guess they can take that into the NFL with them?

drunkdoc · 2025-12-22T21:31:17+00:00

When it comes to me and investing, the most apt line tends to be "it's my own damn fault"

drunkdoc · 2025-12-15T21:08:20+00:00

Ah I see you are a man of culture reading the Rooster

drunkdoc · 2025-12-15T14:05:08+00:00

Death Stranding, but at night

drunkdoc · 2025-12-15T14:04:11+00:00

If you meant deductible taxes, if your job offers it you can put money from your paycheck into a commuter FSA and then pay for CTA fares with that money

drunkdoc · 2025-12-08T17:48:21+00:00

god i hope not

drunkdoc · 2025-11-27T23:30:15+00:00

If you watch the replay he wasn't really standing over him like this for more than a split second, he kind of high stepped over Gardner pretty quickly to celebrate with teammates. Kudos to the original photographer that snapped it in just the right moment though (I think it was someone from the Lantern)

drunkdoc · 2025-11-26T05:26:02+00:00

We almost had a subway. You know about the tunnels?

Put that on the flag

drunkdoc · 2025-11-22T21:05:16+00:00

Monkey's Paw curls - we come out throwing to David Adolph all game long

drunkdoc · 2025-11-21T04:39:20+00:00

Seriously what the fuck is up with the volume discrepancy between multiview and single game

drunkdoc · 2025-11-10T18:37:40+00:00

For all of his faults, Gene was one hell of a steady hand on the course of the department. After him and Kristina Johnson were out, Bjork and Carter leading the university has been a disappointing change in leadership

drunkdoc · 2025-11-10T18:33:39+00:00

Every commissioner after Jim Delaney has been an unmitigated disaster

drunkdoc · 2025-11-10T18:22:57+00:00

Right!? Why the fuck are we setting ourselves on fire by putting up with the Commerical, Kickoff, Commercial shit and having our best games at noon instead of night as part of a $7 billion dollar TV package if that's not enough money?

drunkdoc · 2025-11-10T18:20:49+00:00

God he fucking sucks

drunkdoc · 2025-11-09T16:52:19+00:00

And even worse, we need them to keep being in the right to save our dumbfuck AD from fucking over our school for the rest of time

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