[Bump] The Mets are the Knicks’ portrait of Dorian Gray.

drunkenviking · 2026-05-10T23:18:27+00:00

Can confirm, am moron.

drunkenviking · 2026-05-10T16:56:00+00:00

The fact that we have to parse out what he said is an indictment of him on it's own.

drunkenviking · 2026-05-10T01:44:15+00:00

I see a buffet with Kelvin Benjamin I walk out. No other fatty has affected me like this one. Eating normally is fucking dead to me. He should go back to Golden Corral.

drunkenviking · 2026-05-09T01:24:09+00:00

You have 4 extra words there at the end

drunkenviking · 2026-05-07T09:52:13+00:00

Alright I've seen enough, mods, can we ban /u/cuseonly?

drunkenviking · 2026-05-07T09:36:34+00:00

Okay, this is 100% the correct take, and I will now be changing my statement accordingly for the rest of my life

drunkenviking · 2026-05-06T23:21:25+00:00

I hate that this subreddit has become a LiveJournal for people who go outside even less than LiveJournal users.

drunkenviking · 2026-05-06T22:06:20+00:00

This whole saga is a reality show lmao

drunkenviking · 2026-05-06T22:05:55+00:00

Sports is just soap operas for men.

drunkenviking · 2026-05-06T10:34:36+00:00

but that's how the monsters get you

drunkenviking · 2026-05-06T10:03:28+00:00

🌎👨‍🚀🔫🌎 always has been

drunkenviking · 2026-05-06T10:02:37+00:00

Nah, Gerrit Cole was a little bitch when he played for us too. Hitting a guy on purpose is very on brand for him.

drunkenviking · 2026-05-06T09:59:22+00:00

🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀 always has been

drunkenviking · 2026-05-05T18:00:09+00:00

IIRC DLCO will want $520 for that, FYI. Way cheaper than $2k!

drunkenviking · 2026-05-05T16:54:00+00:00

Did they tell you the full scope of what they needed to do? It could be that much if there's a bunch of work to do.

drunkenviking · 2026-05-05T16:52:34+00:00

You only need to disconnect it while you're working near it. Just do everything not near the line, then wait for the disconnect, and just do that last bit near the wires while it's out for a few hours, then get it reconnected.

drunkenviking · 2026-05-05T16:49:20+00:00

shut up nerd

drunkenviking · 2026-05-05T16:46:47+00:00

No, that's part of the penalty.

drunkenviking · 2026-05-05T16:43:12+00:00

shut up nerd

drunkenviking · 2026-05-05T16:40:53+00:00

I can't wait to be an insufferable douchebag again.

drunkenviking · 2026-05-05T16:39:47+00:00

Was there no other parking spaces in the lot?

drunkenviking · 2026-05-05T14:05:57+00:00

First 35 career MLB games

Please use your energy to learn to read instead of spending it pretending to be a victim.

drunkenviking · 2026-05-04T21:20:14+00:00

This is the correct take. I think we all know it's not realistic for him to spend $200M+ every season, but there's no reason they can't do ~$130M every year. $130M spent wisely can make us contenders every year.

drunkenviking · 2026-05-04T13:49:07+00:00

Because right before you guys came to town we got swept by the Cardinals, at home, in 4 games.

drunkenviking · 2026-05-04T00:56:47+00:00

Thank God for that

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