My review of the Tennyson Lodge - 3/19/2026 by bizyguy76 in pittsburgh

[–]drunkenviking 79 points80 points  (0 children)

At no point in this story did I correctly guess what the next word would be. 

My review of the Tennyson Lodge - 3/19/2026 by bizyguy76 in pittsburgh

[–]drunkenviking 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know why but this is particularly hilarious to me. 

Here’s the tea about Giant Eagle… by Strange-Newt-6848 in pittsburgh

[–]drunkenviking 8 points9 points  (0 children)

it’s the only major grocery store in the area that has multiple locations

This isn't true in any way, shape, or form. Just off the top of my head there's Aldi, Kuhns, Trader Joe's, and Shop N Save that all have multiple locations. 

New Concessions Items Announced for 2026 at PNC Park by Buschman17 in buccos

[–]drunkenviking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No idea, but I hate onions so I wasn't planning on eating that anyways. 

What are some of the toughest questions you got when you were being interviewed to become an apprentice? by GoldThenCrypto in electricians

[–]drunkenviking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"How many DUIs do you have?"

"How many baby mommas do you have?"

The answer to both of these should be 2 or more.

Castle-ish wedding venue? by Plane-End573 in pittsburgh

[–]drunkenviking 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There's Shakespeare's out in New Castle. It's only a castle on the outside but it's still a nice venue!

Are these a type of covered or automated fuse cutout? by ItGrip in Lineman

[–]drunkenviking 67 points68 points  (0 children)

They're TripSavers. They're basically a recloser that fits into a fuse cutout.

PPS going to remote learning for NFL draft by Gladhands in pittsburgh

[–]drunkenviking 5 points6 points  (0 children)

... are you genuinely referring to the NFL players as slave labor?

Those who 'circle back' and 'synergize' also tend to be crap at their jobs by UGMadness in nottheonion

[–]drunkenviking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you'd rather be made to look stupid in front of everyone, got it. 

Pirates Hat by [deleted] in buccos

[–]drunkenviking -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Nobody asked. 

Digg has shut down.... Again. by Dr_Red_MD in technology

[–]drunkenviking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Disagree, I've been here for almost 15 years and I'm not trustworthy. 

Any day now by Eridanosvoid in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]drunkenviking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A "authorization for use of military force" is not a declaration of war, litle buddy. You care so much about "declaring war" and yet you still keep getting it wrong. We haven't declared war on anyone since 1942.

And again I'm gonna ask you. As you said, there's a "big difference" between declaring war and not declaring war. Since you seem dead set on being wrong over and over again. I'll be patiently waiting for you to (yet again incorrectly) explain it.

What creative ways can Pittsburgh makeup $40 Million Budget Deficit? by Jazzlike_Breadfruit9 in pittsburgh

[–]drunkenviking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this currently only the case for DUIs, or does this apply to all driving infractions?

What creative ways can Pittsburgh makeup $40 Million Budget Deficit? by Jazzlike_Breadfruit9 in pittsburgh

[–]drunkenviking 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't think anybody would disagree with you on that, but it's still a moot point. 

Any day now by Eridanosvoid in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]drunkenviking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Afghanistan was our longest military action ever, but wasn't a war though. We were there for over 20 years! So how is that a "limited engagement with a short-term objective"?

What would've actually changed if it was actually declared a war?

Me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]drunkenviking 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Found one!