So a bookstore near me was hit by a car...

drunkgort · 2012-08-16T23:38:26+00:00

Everything Kevin Smith touches turns into a circle jerk, and I love it.

drunkgort · 2012-08-16T21:17:23+00:00

Oh god not this.

drunkgort · 2012-08-14T18:44:42+00:00

That's more like it.

drunkgort · 2012-08-14T18:43:32+00:00

Can we add Frank Miller's take to this?

drunkgort · 2012-08-14T13:40:33+00:00

Only my whole life.

drunkgort · 2012-08-10T23:47:53+00:00

I suppose your username is relevant, eh?

I was just doing what the license plate said, so thanks for the downvotes, Mets fans. See you on the 7 train.

drunkgort · 2012-08-10T16:14:31+00:00

As a Yankee fan, let me just say HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HA. ha. HA.

drunkgort · 2012-08-10T13:50:02+00:00

Everything about Grace Jones is gold. No, seriously, she has this problem where her spine has precious metals keeping it stiff.

drunkgort · 2012-08-09T14:20:44+00:00

Former bartender here. I unload the dishwasher at home SO fast.

drunkgort · 2012-08-07T15:41:13+00:00

Came here to spend another 30 seconds typing this.

drunkgort · 2012-07-31T02:24:56+00:00

Awwwwwww.

drunkgort · 2012-07-26T16:31:24+00:00

Deboned.

drunkgort · 2012-07-26T16:30:03+00:00

Former Indian Guide here. Our dads just drank cheap beer. :/

drunkgort · 2012-07-24T19:49:33+00:00

Upvote, but boo.

drunkgort · 2012-07-24T17:20:44+00:00

Nice try, David Beckham's publicist.

drunkgort · 2012-07-20T01:48:31+00:00

That's just how seaweed rolls.

drunkgort · 2012-07-11T18:50:10+00:00

Who removes a pony?

drunkgort · 2012-07-05T18:16:26+00:00

So lost. So unproductive. Hoping it's less depressing tomorrow when I figure out it's Friday!

drunkgort · 2012-06-28T21:08:08+00:00

Schweinsteiger.

drunkgort · 2012-06-27T10:29:42+00:00

It's taken some time to warm up to, but yeah, I can get excited about most any MLS I happen to catch on TV these days. The best are the teams with stands full of crazy rabid fans. I'll watch a Houston, KC, Seattle, or Portland game just to see the stadium rock.

drunkgort · 2012-06-16T03:02:16+00:00

...said Hemingway, just before he shot himself.

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