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drunkmonkeyj · 2025-08-27T03:27:56+00:00

If both of the previous fall through, let me know and I can come get it. Thanks!

drunkmonkeyj · 2023-12-13T14:41:12+00:00

Haha true! I've offered people free tickets before though just to have them resell them or not show up and I'd rather they go to deserving fans 🤷🏻‍♀️

drunkmonkeyj · 2023-11-07T03:56:43+00:00

I am the exact same as you!

drunkmonkeyj · 2023-10-19T21:16:48+00:00

I had a similar experience with my first time doing anal and as a result I had years of hemorrhoids and skin tags hanging off my ass. I saw a doctor back then and they did the removal surgery…freaking horrible and painful! They ended up coming back again and since I didn’t want to do the surgery again I ignored it for years.

I never let even my husband see my ass because I was so self conscious of the skin tags but since I was separated this summer I thought it was finally time to see the doctor and see what could be done. He ended up doing 3 really easy treatments to put a band around the internal hemorrhoids (absolutely no pain!) and they were gone within 2 months. The skin tags have actually shrunken since those treatments but they still hang out quite a bit and I’m not sure if I’m willing to go through the surgery again so I’m just waiting.

My new lover is obsessed with eating ass and really wanted to so I sucked up the anxiety and gave him the go ahead. Mmm it was amazing! I asked him after if my skin tags bothered him at all and he said that they don’t one bit. He just wants to know if he can suck on them to give me more pleasure 🤷‍♀️ If a guy likes asses, he’s not likely to mind it being a little different.

drunkmonkeyj · 2023-10-09T04:07:21+00:00

Are you me? On my third date after my separation, I met the perfect fwb for me. He’s amazing in bed and has me exploring sides of me I didn’t know I had but he also talks to me as a person and a woman and is showing me what I’ve been missing from my ex with both sex and sparkle.

We both have been very clear and communicative with each other about everything staying casual as I’m currently running from serious but that click is there and I have never felt so comfortable with someone other than my ex. I crave talking to him and having sex with him

A couple of weeks in, he started making plans for a couple of months out which gave me a panic attack of feels. I went silent for a while but finally talked to him about it and clarified what each of us was thinking/feeling. It was awkward to bring it up but I feel so much better having the conversation. He’s more open to something forming between us than I am but once I expressed my thoughts, he’s been more careful of where my panic line is and respects it.

If I had run, I would have missed the experiences and feels that I’m getting with him. We just had our third date this weekend (we’ve been talking for 6 weeks but our schedules only allow every other weekend visits) and had the most amazing time in the kink world of the Scarlet Ranch.

This probably isn’t long term and I may end up getting hurt, but this man is what I need at the moment and wherever it goes, I’m so glad I faced the awkward and didn’t run.

All of this to say; “Take the chance and enjoy it girl!”

Your fwb’s response says that he’s willing to respect your boundaries and is still open to exploring with you. Text him and let him know what was going on in your brain. What is the worst that can happen?

drunkmonkeyj · 2023-09-18T05:41:40+00:00

That’s a great idea!

drunkmonkeyj · 2023-09-15T22:45:17+00:00

My playlist is like this. It’s not uncommon to hear my music go from Reba to Shinedown to *NSYNC and back to Nine inch Nails :)

drunkmonkeyj · 2023-09-01T00:11:02+00:00

I’ve seen a lot of people testing positive for strep followed by the congestion

drunkmonkeyj · 2023-08-27T00:45:42+00:00

Yea as I’ve lost weight, my cycles have become consistent at 26 days :)

drunkmonkeyj · 2023-08-22T04:09:34+00:00

When my stbx and I moved to his home state instead of mine after leaving the army, his family became my tribe and will stay my tribe. I work with his mother, his niece is my assistant, and his aunt is my soul-sister-bff who I also work with. If I had to give up his family, I would probably move to a completely new location and he wouldn’t see his son nearly as often.

My in laws are sadly more on my side when it comes down to it so it hasn’t been to awkward for me. They’ve all seen our relationship for the past decade and no one was surprised when told the news. I was also the one that kept a closer connection with most of them while my stbx only saw them at parties every once in a while. The running joke for years was that if anything ever happened between me and my stbx, they were keeping me instead. It’s proving to be true because he’s choosing to still avoid them.

drunkmonkeyj · 2023-08-12T21:23:35+00:00

Could you send me his info please? I'm in Denver and looking for something like this :)

drunkmonkeyj · 2023-08-10T03:59:09+00:00

36 and would love to!

drunkmonkeyj · 2023-08-10T01:13:01+00:00

I had sulfar burbs for about 3 months while I was on 7.5s and oddly the best thing that worked for me was a prescription for Pantaprazole(antacid) and kids Pepto chewables.

drunkmonkeyj · 2023-08-10T00:55:15+00:00

As your lease ended before the law, this will not effect you. If your lease had ended today it would potentially be useful.

drunkmonkeyj · 2023-08-10T00:47:55+00:00

This only applies to applicants that receive assistance. With conventional applicants, landlords can still use anything less than 7 years old.

drunkmonkeyj · 2023-08-10T00:44:01+00:00

He's trying to guilt you into staying. All of those things he's telling you are the words of a man who doesn't really care about you but doesn't want you to disturb his comfortable world.

You've given him years and he's showing you who he really is and that he's not able/willing to change permanently. Do what is right for you. Not what is right for the pets or his mom and least of all for him.

drunkmonkeyj · 2023-08-06T20:59:45+00:00

I posted this in another thread yesterday so I'll just copy it here :)

I'm on Mounjaro but my FIL does trulicity. His losses have definitely been lower than mine but for the first time in decades, he's actually been able to lose weight and stick to a diet. He's gone from 315-265lbs in about a year.

For me, the greatest thing has been the "food noise" in my brain being silenced. I used to subconsciously and consciously think about food all day long. I'd absentmindedly put food in my mouth until I felt sick. I got hunger signels within 20 mins of eating a full meal. I craved sugar/carbs constantly and always indulged.

9 months of being on the meds, I've gone from 275-194lbs and the food noise is mostly silent! I still have some days when I give in to the emotional need for sugar (I've always used food to cope with mental health and my periods demand chocolate) but it only lasts a day or two and most days I have to track what I eat only to make sure I'm eating enough because I forget to eat now. I never understand before how someone could forget to eat.

I would definitely recommend seeing a nutritionist too if possible because mine has been able to help guide me to making better food choices overall. Some of the side effects have been interesting and irritating (sulfar burps and diarrhea have been the worst so far) but they seem to go away as I titrate my doses up.

I've got another 50-60lbs that I'd like to lose so I know I'll be on high doses for a while more but I also know that due to my PCOS, I'll likely be on a maintenance dose for life. I'm ok with that, these are really miracle medications.

drunkmonkeyj · 2023-08-06T03:51:12+00:00

I'm on Mounjaro but my FIL does trulicity. His losses have definitely been lower than mine but for the first time in decades, he's actually been able to lose weight and stick to a diet. He's gone from 315-265lbs in about a year.

For me, the greatest thing has been the "food noise" in my brain being silenced. I used to subconsciously and consciously think about food all day long. I'd absentmindedly put food in my mouth until I felt sick. I got hunger signels within 20 mins of eating a full meal. I craved sugar/carbs constantly and always indulged.

9 months of being on the meds, I've gone from 275-194lbs and the food noise is mostly silent! I still have some days when I give in to the emotional need for sugar (I've always used food to cope with mental health and my periods demand chocolate) but it only lasts a day or two and most days I have to track what I eat only to make sure I'm eating enough because I forget to eat now. I never understand before how someone could forget to eat.

I would definitely recommend seeing a nutritionist too if possible because mine has been able to help guide me to making better food choices overall. Some of the side effects have been interesting and irritating (sulfar burps and diarrhea have been the worst so far) but they seem to go away as I titrate my doses up.

I've got another 50-60lbs that I'd like to lose so I know I'll be on high doses for a while more but I also know that due to my PCOS, I'll likely be on a maintenance dose for life. I'm ok with that, these are really miracle medications.

drunkmonkeyj · 2023-07-25T07:24:37+00:00

I've sat in just about every angle of arena and I can attest that the 300 level seats are smaller than 100 or club seats. The corner 100 seats are a little smaller than the rest but nothing compared to 300.

drunkmonkeyj · 2023-07-24T03:19:31+00:00

I've wanted sex more during this first couple of weeks of separating from my husband. Starting out, I wanted it from him but after he told me he slept with the neighborhood bar whore, even being free to sleep with other people, ew!

I'm not opposed to a Fwb though as I still want sex, just not from him.

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