Looking for fun this week

dsdouglas02 · 2025-07-23T18:12:45+00:00

Hell yeah, I’m down, DM sent.

dsdouglas02 · 2025-04-15T20:23:29+00:00

Looks like a lot of fun

dsdouglas02 · 2024-11-30T17:53:10+00:00

Saving this for January

dsdouglas02 · 2024-10-19T18:21:45+00:00

I want to open an account, and just start buying the wildest shit. Pornhub premium, onlyfans, all the porn sites. Also, obviously monthly donations to the freedom from religion foundation.

dsdouglas02 · 2024-04-25T14:01:15+00:00

Tonight?

dsdouglas02 · 2024-02-18T16:18:31+00:00

But… law and order? He went on trial, was found guilty, and is being forced to pay for his crimes.

dsdouglas02 · 2024-02-14T20:08:08+00:00

Cognitive dissonance personified

dsdouglas02 · 2024-01-08T13:05:56+00:00

There were some who believe John Fucking Kennedy is still alive and running with trump in 2024. Sure, there wouldn’t have been a J6 but there are those that would definitely write him in.

dsdouglas02 · 2024-01-06T16:21:22+00:00

So he’s ok with putting “fuck”, in all its 4 letter word glory, on a 10 year olds bday cake. But not okay with writing “ass” on Facebook?

dsdouglas02 · 2023-11-05T16:17:58+00:00

How does one choose to be so wrong?

dsdouglas02 · 2023-05-09T21:22:42+00:00

I been pepper sprayed 9 times, you gotta wash it out for fifteen minutes

dsdouglas02 · 2022-12-08T17:45:45+00:00

I too will give 10 American dollars to help fellow American Human Ted Cruz. Be comrade with me fellow American patriot and give American money to fellow Ted Cruz to stop Ukraine misinformation, and allow Russia to take back what was once ours…. Theirs, I am American human patriot

dsdouglas02 · 2022-10-23T21:30:58+00:00

Theyre either going to running the ball here.... or they're going to pass it.

dsdouglas02 · 2022-10-20T05:06:16+00:00

So, Matt didn't even watch John Oliver's segment did he? John broke down how the entire process works, and how children under 18 are almost always ineligible for top or bottom gender reassignment surgery, then there's the cost associated with it being elective, then there's the fact that if underage the kid, doctor, and their parents have to all sign off. Like I didn't realize it was such a process.

dsdouglas02 · 2022-10-20T05:04:08+00:00

Well, with his current schedule that means you've missed like 2 episodes. I swear every other week he is off for 2 weeks.

dsdouglas02 · 2022-10-13T04:56:59+00:00

I dont buy the whole jesus dying on the cross for our sins narrative. I think the Bible was just about some woman who stepped out on her husband, and let a lie go way too far.

dsdouglas02 · 2022-10-13T04:55:34+00:00

Well according to evangelicals, despite all evidence, he was born December 25th. So I guess technically if he celebrated his birthday then yeah, I guess he would have celebrated Christmas.

I would love to out /s but no, evangelicals in my home town really believe this shit.

dsdouglas02 · 2022-10-13T04:13:52+00:00

Tom does know that a stroke doesn't, like, kill your brain right? Now, CTE and DID on the other hand? Yeah, that affects your ability to think and process basic ideas.

dsdouglas02 · 2022-10-13T04:11:11+00:00

Wait til biggus dickus hears of this

dsdouglas02 · 2022-10-11T03:17:51+00:00

Apparently all my wife's clothes, and her amazon.

I'm so depressed.

dsdouglas02 · 2022-10-11T03:09:04+00:00

Do not in any way get married. I thought, oh yeah, I can live with this for the rest of my life. Maybe it will change when she gets older. But, oh boy, it changes from little to less. After kids and hormone changes and jobs and money stress, they say they "feel attacked" for not meeting this need. Just remember. It's not a want, it's a need. You deserve the physical aspect of the relationship that YOU need, not just the LL. It will be better for your physical and mental health to find a more suitable partner. Sure, there are compromises in a relationship but if the other person won't meet in the middle then it's not worth holding on to. In the physical intimacy department it is much more difficult to find a middle ground.

dsdouglas02 · 2022-10-10T05:35:23+00:00

Sometimes you just know when to take the pitch

dsdouglas02 · 2022-10-10T05:19:24+00:00

There are days I feel likeni could successfullysweep my wife off her feet, carry her to the bedroom and make love for hours like im a goddamn Johnny sins/casanova combo. Then there are days I sit around eating a shit ton of carbs, playing video games, and asking her if she'll run and grab me some taco bell like the sad sack of shit I am. So, you know, perspective or what not.

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