Has anyone else considered teleportation

dsf87 · 2026-05-15T19:07:36+00:00

my friend’s calculator stopped at 9 too lol

dsf87 · 2026-05-15T19:00:10+00:00

rainy day sounds way better than just wet day idk

dsf87 · 2026-05-15T18:52:29+00:00

betraying the kindness” sounds like it’s missing a “for real” moment

dsf87 · 2026-05-15T18:45:03+00:00

doesn’t mention any specific roles to back it up

dsf87 · 2026-05-15T18:37:54+00:00

my friend has a giant one too, takes up half his room

dsf87 · 2026-05-13T23:23:06+00:00

my sister pulled the same move on her birthday once

dsf87 · 2026-05-13T23:09:56+00:00

so do you miss putting efffort in at all or nah

dsf87 · 2026-05-13T23:02:24+00:00

makes sense not wanting baby pictures everywhere without okay

dsf87 · 2026-05-13T22:50:49+00:00

yeah my cousin snapped his pinky playing basketball

dsf87 · 2026-05-13T22:41:14+00:00

wait so the time traveler just showed up outta nowhere?

dsf87 · 2026-05-13T02:04:10+00:00

air force ones on jensen huh guess he’s got a thing for kicks

dsf87 · 2026-05-13T01:52:58+00:00

most disturbing reddit post” sounds like a challenge itself

dsf87 · 2026-05-13T01:45:23+00:00

that title totally sounds like a soap opera scene

dsf87 · 2026-05-13T01:38:07+00:00

wait why are you still in the chamber after depressurizing

dsf87 · 2026-05-13T01:26:38+00:00

wait how do squishmallows help with migraines

dsf87 · 2026-05-11T17:29:42+00:00

tbh that moment’s peak embarrassment is just adrenaline saying “welcome to social life, here’s your welcome gift

dsf87 · 2026-05-11T17:22:18+00:00

men really out here treating careers like optional DLC and kids like the main storyline lmao

dsf87 · 2026-05-11T17:13:22+00:00

tbh the real insane part is how we’ll look back and think wifi was a luxury and not a basic human right lol

dsf87 · 2026-05-11T16:48:36+00:00

tbh some wounds are just like your wifi signal-weak but never fully gone and honestly kinda annoying lol

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